Vegetable Instruments
The Japanese are real dynamos at lots of neat stuff, and now they've added playing eerily hypnotic music on fresh vegetables to the list. Well, at least one Japanese man has.
Here he is going all Jethro Tull on a carrot.
And then Zamfir on a bunch of carrots.
And he's equally adept at converting other veggies into wind instruments.
And here he is musically tripping on a shroom
So be warned, young minstrels: leaving your oboe or flute at home is no longer an excuse for skipping band practice. Not if your band teacher takes a note from this cat. You'll now be expected to march down to the cafeteria and select whatever is in season and carve it into a fiber-rich woodwind. And for that, this man is today's Internet Superstar.
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" other veggies and wind instrument. Even."
" Apple and who and you play a fungus. And warned youngsters. -- you're over or -- in your locker is no longer an excuse for giving bad practice. If you live with this guy he -- goes to the region or whatever and impart into the instrument of -- choice and for that. He's today's Internet superstar. The nomination Bernard superstars and that Barton Revision 3 to act up excellent a lot of -- will and you approach."
" Yeah yeah. Welcome to little Internet superstar baby care version of might try -- let's talk show that airs every Wednesday right here on Revision 3. We've long told you that the Japanese have long since mastered cellphone technology. Robots. Any part of very weird and kinky sex. What did you know that they've mastered the art of making music. And vegetables. And have. And this."
" Winds were working just like tumors and roots. He didn't know that he can play the hell out of the blue and carry any with one they're no. Buying them that makes a."
" other veggies and wind instrument. Even."
" Apple and who and you play a fungus. And warned youngsters. -- you're over or -- in your locker is no longer an excuse for giving bad practice. If you live with this guy he -- goes to the region or whatever and impart into the instrument of -- choice and for that. He's today's Internet superstar. The nomination Bernard superstars and that Barton Revision 3 to act up excellent a lot of -- will and you approach."
