The Japanese are real dynamos at lots of neat stuff, and now they've added playing eerily hypnotic music on fresh vegetables to the list. Well, at least one Japanese man has.

Here he is going all Jethro Tull on a carrot.

And then Zamfir on a bunch of carrots.

And he's equally adept at converting other veggies into wind instruments.

And here he is musically tripping on a shroom

So be warned, young minstrels: leaving your oboe or flute at home is no longer an excuse for skipping band practice. Not if your band teacher takes a note from this cat. You'll now be expected to march down to the cafeteria and select whatever is in season and carve it into a fiber-rich woodwind. And for that, this man is today's Internet Superstar.

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