Worst Celebrity Tattoos
Much thought and deep, very serious consideration are required when planning on what tattoo you'd like to get permanently painted on your body. And this is doubly true for tattoos of your favorite celebrities, who, given the fickle nature of Hollywood, might be in and hip today but washed up and gone tomorrow.
And therefore, if you're considering a tattoo of your favorite movie star, musician or athlete, it's a good idea to consult Internet for some examples of how you might get yourself if some serious trouble with your future self-respect.
For example, I suspect that whoever owns this calf might seriously regret getting a tattoo of Weird Al Yankovic. But then again, it might actually seem like a good idea compared to his other tattoos-of weird Al's backup band.
There's drummer John "Bermuda' Schwartz, bassist Steve Jay and guitarist Jim West.
I imagine every time this guy hears the Weird Al classic 'Like a Surgeon,' all he can think of is where to find one willing to amputate all of his ink-stained limbs.
Or at least he needs to see a psychologist. And maybe the nut who got a tattoo of TV's most lovably neurotic shrink Dr. Frasier Crane could refer him to someone good.
I guess the silver lining here is that when he gets sick of it he can just tell people it's a tattoo of President Ford.
Yes, there are almost too many cringe-worthy celebrity tattoos for us to cover in a Lil' Internet Superstar.
A horribly misshaped Conan O'Brien.
A bald and insane Britney Spears.
The only yhis worse that the show 'Saved by the Bell' is a tattoo of the lead character Zack.
In his entire career of making me hate him, what has Tony Danza ever done that could possibly make someone like him so much to have him on their body forever?
Are you guilty of being a nitwit? If you have a Judge Judy tattoo, yes, and your punishment should be going life in solitary confinement so nobody ever has to look at it.
Michael Moore looks even more hideous on someone's fat pimply thigh than he does in real life.
Come on down! Whoever got this Bob Barker tattoo is the next contestant on You're a Moron. Forget the dogs and cats, get this person spayed or neutered.
But all of these pale in comparison to what is not only the worst celebrity tattoo ever, but the worst tattoo ever. Patrick Swayze in Chippendale's shirt as a centaur. Both Swayze and the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals www.peta.org should file a lawsuit against whoever scarred their body, and my soul, with this abomination.
But these tattoos teach us that no matter what silly little ink scraping we got while drunk in college, it could always be worse.
And that's why celebrity tattoos are today's Internet Superstars.
Do you have a nomination for an Internet Superstar? Send it to martin at revision3 dot com.
Highlights
Super Mario
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Britney Spears
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Patrick Swayze
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Conan O'Brien
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Super Mario
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0:39, 0:39
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Britney Spears
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2:22, 2:22
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Patrick Swayze
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3:17, 3:17
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Conan O'Brien
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2:19, 2:19
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" Again today's little Internet superstar is sponsored by the HP media market that. If you're lookin' for a great media center it's under the can find all your digital media no matter where it lives in your home look no further. To learn more joint eight. I don't webinar on July -- you can check it all out -- the address shown on your screen."
" Yeah yeah. Welcome to the Internet superstar that tiny discrete -- that -- version of like monster's ball back Super Mario and going to talk show. Airs every Wednesday right here 103. Much -- and these are serious consideration are required when planning what -- to me like to get permanently painted. On your body. And this is doubly true -- tattoos of your favorite celebrities who. Given the fickle nature of Hollywood might be in and hit the guy who -- out. And gone tomorrow and therefore if you're considering -- of your favorite movies are musician or athlete. It's a good idea to install Internet for some examples of how you might get yourself in some serious trouble with your futures self respect. For example I suspect that whoever owns this. Might seriously regret getting a -- of your damn -- But then again it might actually be -- an idea compared with other tattoos. Of weird Al's. Dad. There is drummer Jon Bermuda Schwartz bassist Steve today. And guitars. Jim west. Imagine every time this guy here's the weird outlets like a sergeant all -- indicative -- to -- one was willing to amputate all of that in -- Or at least he needs to see a good psychologist. And he did not who got attacked what he of these boats and probably neurotic -- doctor in your brain. -- her or him with them. The silver lining here is that when he gets sick -- you can just tell people that had to president board. Yes there are almost too many penguins Lebanon -- afford to -- little Internet superstar. All horribly imagery and Conan O'Brien. A ball and saying Britney Spears. The only thing worth in the show was saved by the bell is attacked you of the main character that. Isn't a career of making him what -- forty -- that could possibly think someone like him so much. Have them on their bodies -- ever. Are you guilty of being a nit -- if you have a judge jury that you. You are and your punishment should be going to light in solitary confinement. -- nobody ever have to look at. Michael Moore looks even born Indians on someone's back and when I done in real life. -- in the next contestant. You're a moron. Forget the dogs and cats get this person's age or neutered put all of these have in comparison to what did not believe the -- so let me whoever. But the word -- who Abner. Patrick Swayze in the Chippendale here and then tar. It'll swing and the people for ethical treatment of animals should file a lawsuit against the haven't started their body. And mindful. With this abomination. -- things that few features that no matter what silly little things great and we got loud drunken college he could always be worse. Like celebrity tactic with our today's Internet superstars. You have a nomination for Internet superstar editor -- and division three dot com. Thanks for watching and announced he doubted that that you parlor where I need to get this that you were. --"
