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Stony Rocks

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 – running time 03:14
There is dark magic going on in our parks and on our beaches. It involves balancing rocks in ways that defy the natural order of things and, we suspect, lots of weed smoking.

We need to warn you of something awful we recently found on Internet. Something so terrible, so frightening so intensely horrifying that we wouldn't have believed it if we hadn't seen it with our own two eyes.

It's a website called .

From what we can gather some sick bastard is out there using devil magic to balance stones in impossible poses and then taking artful photos of the work as if black Satan magic was something to be proud of... to be enjoyed as high art. What is happening to this country?

Highlights
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" Again today's little Internet superstar is sponsored by the HP media smart and if you're looking for a great media center Extenders that can find all your digital media no matter where it lives in your home. Look no further to learn more joint HP Microsoft can't Tekzilla Patrick Norton I don't webinar on July 8. You can check it all out -- the address shown on your screen."

" War. Yeah."

" welcome illegal Internet superstar the tiny halting -- escape -- sides virgin about dealing with mother ships ice field. Wednesday right here on revision three's. Here today to warn you of something awful I recently found on Internet. Something so terrible so frightening so intensely horrifying that I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen. My own two lies. -- the web site called stone balancing dot com. From what I can gather some sick bastards out they're losing audible magic to balance don't it is impossible poses and then picking up photos of the work. And that black satan magic with something to be proud. To be in -- as high art. The end result is that an ordeal black magic the burden virgin of nature's -- about -- makes -- skin crawl. I hope there is only one person out there engaging in this as. And help solve it there are multiple stones -- actors out there engaging. In this -- Let's say the most upsetting thing about all of this is that the person who created this site seem to think it is double work. Is somehow -- beautiful. Thing. The web site you go to while picking it she'll break at work listening to build classrooms Radiohead on your iPod but with. -- these stones at sunset is it -- perversion of nature in the natural order of things is somethings -- something to be enjoyed. Well talk to you Herbert. I hereby dedicate myself that finding and destroying olive to dark double money. It's the beaches and parks and kick these black rednecks don't into the with my -- of righteous justice I'm coming few stones to actors' unwillingness -- got Whitney. You and -- pagan heart will fall before me like the walls of Jericho. I Martin's arguable run these terrible -- to the natural order of things. I alone will make our beaches and parks state again for the children the elderly and the god fearing a moment but until then. So these that stones are still little bit cool looking at least cool enough to be an Internet superstar. If -- an obligation for all Internet service are pleased that the mark and that Revision 3 knocked out thanks so much lock in. --"

" Again today's little Internet superstar is sponsored by the HP media smart and if you're looking for a great media center Extenders that can find all your digital media no matter where it lives in your home. Look no further to learn more joint HP Microsoft can't Tekzilla Patrick Norton I don't webinar on July 8. You can check it all out -- the address shown on your screen."