Worst Blogs Ever
Monday, July 7th, 2008 running time 04:03
The saddest blogs are those that never make it past their first post.
Anyone can start a blog, but it takes a strong level of devotion to actually maintain it. Which is why my blog, SargeWorld.com www.sargeworld.com, hasn’t been updated in approximately one year.
But SargeWorld www.sargeworld.com does have just shy of one-hundred wonderfully compelling entries, which isn’t too shabby relative to lesser blogs.
I’m referring specifically to those blogs that start with so must gusto and promise, but never get beyond one post.
And these blogs have been consolidated on a very well maintained blog at 1post1der.blogspot.com http://1post1der.blogspot.com/
Let’s take a look at a few examples.
There’s the blog Voice In My Head http://1post1der.blogspot.com/2008/06/voiceinmyheadblogspotcom.html, which began and ended on January 27, 2002 at 10:36pm, and has as it’s only entry: “It hit me today like an alien anal probe - Every woman of any signficance in my life has let me down.”
Given the blogger’s obviously depressed mental state, I fear why there has never been a 2nd entry.
And then there’s the blog larrybird.blogspot.com http://bp2.blogger.com/_a-cWskJG7u4/SGUmqIGnY9I/AAAAAAAAAPk/wgkPMen5EMQ/s1600-h/LARRYBIRD.PNG, which obviously has no association with the great basketball player or anybody else with any skill at anything. It started and finished with the post, “Late to the SATs, got there all confused, couldn't find the building over all shitty experience.”
Though obviously, not nearly as shitty experience as your blog is.
Perhaps most depressing on all is the one blog wonder, Golden Fiddle http://bp2.blogger.com/_a-cWskJG7u4/SGQjSi4ODpI/AAAAAAAAAOM/WUPVejWql3g/s1600-h/GOLDENFIDDLE.PNG, which started and ended it’s awful life by someone named Spencer on August 4, 2003 at 8:51pm.
It’s presented in the form of a lyric, reading:
woke up this morning
had them stalking blues
i woke up this morning
had them stalking blues
well i sat in my car and cried all day
cause you left the apartment while i was still asleep
Again, we must wonder about but hope against the notion that a self-inflicted gunshot wound was the reason for the may fly’s lifespan of this blog.
And finally, there’s Musics http://bp0.blogger.com/_a-cWskJG7u4/SGUOGlvbzCI/AAAAAAAAAOk/8l_R_cSTYZI/s1600-h/musics.PNG, which breaks the mold by having two posts, but being that it’s an erroneous double-post of the same entry at the same time, it still counts. And this one sums it all up, reading:
I am retarded.
I am retarded.
At 1post1der.blogspot.com www.1post1der.blogspot.com, you’ll find about one-hundred similarly depressing and/or inane single post blogs all added this month alone, making the site not a far cry from the types of blogs in heralds, but also an Internet Superstar!
Hey, if you have a nomination for an Internet Superstar, send it to martin at revision3 dot com. Thanks so much for watching, and I promise I’ll update SargeWorld www.sargeworld.com tomorrow…
Highlights
Larry Bird
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1:30, 1:30
)
Patrick Norton
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3:52, 3:52
)
lifespan
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2:40, 2:40
)
Tekzilla
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3:51, 3:51
)
Larry Bird
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1:30, 1:30
)
Patrick Norton
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3:52, 3:52
)
lifespan
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2:40, 2:40
)
Tekzilla
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3:51, 3:51
)
Automatically Generated Transcript(may not be 100% accurate) ( more )
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" Hey gang today's little Internet superstar is sponsored by the HP media smart and if you're looking for a great media center Extenders that can find all your digital media no matter where it lives in your home. Look no further. To learn more joint HP Microsoft and Tekzilla Patrick Norton I don't webinar on July 8. You can check it all out -- the address shown on your screen."
" War."
" Yeah. Well welcome them well at superstar the 140 characters -- twitter posters in my war and -- going to talk show that airs every Wednesday. Right here on Revision 3. Anyone can start a lot but it takes a strong level of devotion to actually maintain. Which is -- by blogs or real dot com hasn't been updated. -- approximately a year. What's hard the world does have just shy of 100 wonderfully compelling entries. Which isn't -- and the relative. Lesser blogs. I'm referring specifically to those blogs that start with so much gusto and promise never get the on. Post and these blogs have been consolidated I'm very well maintained blog at one poster wondered dot Blogspot dot -- Let's take a look in a few examples. There's the block dementia. Which began and ended on January 27 2002. It to the 36. And has as its only entry. It hit me today like it and we -- anal probe every woman of any significance in my life and let me down. Well given the bloggers obviously depressed mental state I hear why there has never -- The second entry. And then there's the blogger Larry Bird dot Blogspot dot com which. Obviously have no association with great basketball player or anybody else with any scale. If anything. It started and finished with the post. To the F -- Got their -- and views couldn't find the building. And at all -- experience. So obviously not merely manages to experience that is your blog is. Well as the press thing of all is the one blog wonder golden fatal dot Blogspot dot com. Which started and ended its all full life by some women's answer on August 4 2003. At 851. It's presented in the form of -- meeting. Woke up this morning. Had been stalking blues. I woke up this morning have been stalking -- that my car and cried all day. As you left the apartment when I was -- And again we must wonder about but -- against the notion that a self inflicted gunshot wound. Was the reason for the me flies lifespan of this life. And finally there's music stopped Blogspot dot com which breaks the mold by having to post. But being that it's an erroneous double post of the same entry at the same time. We'll still count and this one's sums it all up reading I am retarded. I am retarded. At one closed wondered out Blogspot dot com you'll find about 100 million the president and aren't mainstay in the post blogs all added this month alone. Making the site not only a far cry from the types of blogs that heralds but also. In Internet superstar. If you have a nomination -- superstars and the department Revision 3 got a thanks so much for watching and I promise I'll updates art world dot com tomorrow."
" Hey gang today's little Internet superstar is sponsored by the HP media smart and if you're looking for a great media center Extenders that can find all your digital media no matter where it lives in your home. Look no further. To learn more joint HP Microsoft and Tekzilla Patrick Norton I don't webinar on July 8. You can check it all out -- the address shown on your screen."








