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Bob Marley Granny

Thursday, July 10th, 2008 – running time 03:07
This ancient woman channels the spirit of the Tuff Gong...
There are times, friends, when Martin Sargent dreams of making a change in life, a change that would allow me to live to the ripe age of senior citizenship. In this dream I stop eating Carl's Jr. and Hot Pockets for breakfast lunch and dinner, and I throw off the scourge of brown liquor and fast women, allowing me to live deep into my 90s. And in this dream, when I become all withered and decrepit and old, I have all the spunk and go gettem' attitude of this elderly lady I found on Internet.

Here she is singing the Bob Marley song "Buffalo Soldier."

Oh, and in that dream I have a Rascal Scooter that I use to cruise around the nursing home causing mischief. I think it could be a good reality show.

If you have a nomination for an Internet Superstar send it to martin at revision 3 dot com.

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Highlights
Martin Sargent ( 0:53, 0:53 ) superstar ( 0:10, 0:17, 2:09, 2:41, 0:10, 0:17, 2:09, 2:41 ) Bob Marley ( 1:26, 2:05, 1:26, 2:05 ) Tekzilla ( 2:57, 2:57 ) Martin Sargent ( 0:53, 0:53 ) superstar ( 0:10, 0:17, 2:09, 2:41, 0:10, 0:17, 2:09, 2:41 ) Bob Marley ( 1:26, 2:05, 1:26, 2:05 ) Tekzilla ( 2:57, 2:57 )

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" In this -- night stop eating Carl's junior and hot pockets for breakfast lunch and dinner. And through all this Gordon Brown liquor and fast women. A lot of -- lived in mind nine -- Dream and I -- wizard and decrepit old. I have all of us -- go get -- attitude of this elderly lady. I found on Internet."

" Here he is saying the Bob Marley song buffalo soldier."

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" yet to -- used as -- and yet they're not needs to tackle an obscure cover of the to go on himself Bob Marley. And that's why she's there is Internet superstar. That. And because ol' -- was just on. Hello in an extreme I have a radical Stewart that I used to cruise around the nursing home causing this -- Calendar shift. If you have a nomination pretty superstars that the Martin never visited three dot thanks for watch and -- again tomorrow right here for more. --"

" Hey gang today's little Internet superstar is sponsored by the HP media smart to that if you're looking for a great media center Extenders that can find all your digital media no matter where it lives in your home. Look no further. To learn more joint HP Microsoft and Tekzilla Patrick Norton on the web and are on July -- You can check it all out -- the address shown on your screen."

" War. Yeah."

" Welcome to little Internet superstar the squirming couldn't pull outside his version of my life let kids that great -- talk show Internet superstar that -- each Wednesday. Right here on Revision 3. You're now. I'll level with. All the stars will be lucky to hang out long enough in this life to make it to -- that could be considered. Truly seen here. A lot of fast track of media. Airline bring your kid in his whole life that will probably caused my white hot flame to burn out early perhaps somewhere over Indiana. In a beautiful exploded -- prosper and glass and very cheap champagne. But there are times friends went all. Martin Sargent dreams of future engine is like a change that would allow me to live at the ripe age of senior citizenship."

" In this -- night stop eating Carl's junior and hot pockets for breakfast lunch and dinner. And through all this Gordon Brown liquor and fast women. A lot of -- lived in mind nine -- Dream and I -- wizard and decrepit old. I have all of us -- go get -- attitude of this elderly lady. I found on Internet."

" Here he is saying the Bob Marley song buffalo soldier."

" Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah yeah. Yeah. Yeah yeah. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's. Yet you."

" yet to -- used as -- and yet they're not needs to tackle an obscure cover of the to go on himself Bob Marley. And that's why she's there is Internet superstar. That. And because ol' -- was just on. Hello in an extreme I have a radical Stewart that I used to cruise around the nursing home causing this -- Calendar shift. If you have a nomination pretty superstars that the Martin never visited three dot thanks for watch and -- again tomorrow right here for more. --"

" Hey gang today's little Internet superstar is sponsored by the HP media smart to that if you're looking for a great media center Extenders that can find all your digital media no matter where it lives in your home. Look no further. To learn more joint HP Microsoft and Tekzilla Patrick Norton on the web and are on July -- You can check it all out -- the address shown on your screen."