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There are times, friends, when Martin Sargent dreams of making a change in life, a change that would allow me to live to the ripe age of senior citizenship. In this dream I stop eating Carl's Jr. and Hot Pockets for breakfast lunch and dinner, and I throw off the scourge of brown liquor and fast women, allowing me to live deep into my 90s. And in this dream, when I become all withered and decrepit and old, I have all the spunk and go gettem' attitude of this elderly lady I found on Internet.
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This ancient woman channels the spirit of the Tuff Gong...
Here she is singing the Bob Marley song "Buffalo Soldier."
Oh, and in that dream I have a Rascal Scooter that I use to cruise around the nursing home causing mischief. I think it could be a good reality show.
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