Back to Internet Superstar

Episode 89 - Brief Jerky

Monday, July 14th, 2008 - running time 00:01:43

Underwear made out of beef jerky now available on Internet.

Usually the term Internet Superstar refers to a person who has done something that I deem star worthy online. But today is a little different. Today's Internet Superstar is a thing. A product, to be exact.

Allow me to introduce the first EVER pair of beef jerky underwear. The makers cleverly call it "brief jerky."

Note the time and care that has gone into crafting this wonderful undergarment. The attention to the properly placed groments, all crafted for enhanced comfort! It's even "bedazzled" with rhinestones.

Rumor has it that wearing BRIEF JERKY undergarments will release their natural pheremones once your body heat and moisture kicks in making you irresistible to women, coyotes and...Ted Nugent.

If you have a nomination, send it to martin at revision 3 dot com.

Share this episode

Send to a Friend

Internet Superstar

People who liked this also like:

Recent Forum Posts