Brief Jerky
Usually the term Internet Superstar refers to a person who has done something that I deem star worthy online. But today is a little different. Today's Internet Superstar is a thing. A product, to be exact.
Allow me to introduce the first EVER pair of beef jerky underwear. The makers cleverly call it "brief jerky."
Note the time and care that has gone into crafting this wonderful undergarment. The attention to the properly placed groments, all crafted for enhanced comfort! It's even "bedazzled" with rhinestones.
Rumor has it that wearing BRIEF JERKY undergarments will release their natural pheremones once your body heat and moisture kicks in making you irresistible to women, coyotes and...Ted Nugent.
If you have a nomination, send it to martin at revision 3 dot com.
Highlights
encrusted
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1:01, 1:01
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underwear
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0:39, 1:28, 0:39, 1:28
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Coyotes
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1:17, 1:17
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dazzled
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0:58, 0:58
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encrusted
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1:01, 1:01
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underwear
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0:39, 1:28, 0:39, 1:28
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Coyotes
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1:17, 1:17
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dazzled
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0:58, 0:58
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Automatically Generated Transcript(may not be 100% accurate) ( more )
" War. Yeah. Hello and welcome little Internet superstar. Don't think the size version of -- doubles support -- the talk show that Wednesday right here. And Revision 3. Usually the term Internet superstar refers to a person who has done something that I Indians are -- online. But today is a little different. The Internet superstar. Thing. That to be exact. Allow me to introduce the first ever pair of underwear me entirely out of jerky. The -- cleverly call it briefed jerky. Not the time and care that has gone into crafting this wonderful undergone. The attention to the properly placed climates. All crafted their enhanced comfort. And even the dazzled with rhinestones. Noticing encrusted art on the backside for an extra level of delicious class genius. Has it that wearing -- undergarments were released their natural hormones once your body heat and moisture cakes and making an irresistible to women. Coyotes and and Nugent. Go to Steve dot com and pick up a pair put the excitement of jerky back in your life. Drink -- underwear. You are today's Internet superstar and eleven nominations senator mark net Revision 3 outcome thanks so much lock in. Law."
" War. Yeah. Hello and welcome little Internet superstar. Don't think the size version of -- doubles support -- the talk show that Wednesday right here. And Revision 3. Usually the term Internet superstar refers to a person who has done something that I Indians are -- online. But today is a little different. The Internet superstar. Thing. That to be exact. Allow me to introduce the first ever pair of underwear me entirely out of jerky. The -- cleverly call it briefed jerky. Not the time and care that has gone into crafting this wonderful undergone. The attention to the properly placed climates. All crafted their enhanced comfort. And even the dazzled with rhinestones. Noticing encrusted art on the backside for an extra level of delicious class genius. Has it that wearing -- undergarments were released their natural hormones once your body heat and moisture cakes and making an irresistible to women. Coyotes and and Nugent. Go to Steve dot com and pick up a pair put the excitement of jerky back in your life. Drink -- underwear. You are today's Internet superstar and eleven nominations senator mark net Revision 3 outcome thanks so much lock in. Law."
