Back Flip Failures
Internet also thrives on failure. More specifically, it thrives on the filming of other people failing in physical endeavors.
To honor that spirit of epic failure, I've picked out my three favorite back flip failures for your enjoyment. It was no small task, as Internet fat and lousy with people failing at back flips. But for me, these three stand out:
I like this one because it teaches us a valuable lesson. The two friends who are supposed to help out do nothing...this is a cruel reminder that, when we fail on internet, or in life, we fail alone. Those friends who are supposed to have our back usually just serve to smash your face a little bit harder into the hardwood of life.
This hotshot gets the product placement right in his quasi audition for some hip-hop fueled M&Ms commercial. But sweet God does he fail epically on the landing. Listen to it again. That sickening crunching sound sounds like a plastic Saturn bumper hitting a fire hydrant at about 50 miles per hour. Sorry kid, maybe M&Ms will buy you a new set of teeth. And kneecaps.
This is just kind of funny. I like the sounds he makes. Sort of similar to Yosemite Sam.
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Highlights
Brian Billick
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fire hydrant
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backlit
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1:01
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Gainer
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" War. And welcome them they'll Internet superstar the somersault version on -- ten -- hands and inward twisting Gainer on the flip -- talk show that airs each Wednesday. Right here and wounded in three. The Internet is full of examples of people try anything over adversity. In fact each week right here on revenge and during the -- who finds a new way to make our lives better. Through the order clocking of some gadget and Brian Billick -- show you how to swindle people lot of free drinks. Down at the local pop. What -- view the Internet also thrives on failure. More specifically the filming older people selling in physical endeavors and -- and still is. In large part what fuels Internet. Honor that Spirit about the failure I picked out my three favorite backlit -- greater enjoyment. It was no small task -- Internet is back in -- posing with people elegant back flips but -- a truth failure expert these three. Stand out. Number one. This one because it teaches it a valuable -- to the two friends who are supposed to help you out do nothing. This is it cool reminded. Fellow Internet or enlighten -- alone. Those friends who are supposed to have backed usually just served its Macs are based in a little bit harder into the arms of life. Number you're. Hot shot hits the product placement right in that's why the audition for stuff -- pot -- Eminem's commercial puts -- god doesn't bail technically. On the -- Listen to it again. Sickening crunching sound reminder of a plastics and bumper hitting a fire hydrant and about fifteen miles per hour. Sorry kid maybe Eminem -- set of and caps and blindly and that this kind of funny. Like this that makes it's sort of similar to Yosemite -- on -- community. Anyway I hope you're all okay and remember there are always people out there rooting for you to fail in life and nowadays. Most of them have video cameras. Go ahead and put your heart out anyway words you'll end up into Internet superstar. Like those three guys and the other nominations for an Internet superstar sentenced to -- at Revision 3 dot dot until tomorrow I'll see you. On the monkey bars."
