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Surprise Gift!

Friday, July 18th, 2008 – running time 02:13
SomethingStore.com offers surprise, made-in-China gifts for those who have no friends.

Clearly, the thrill-seeking users of SomethingStore have high standards for astonishment. Basically, at this site, you pay $5 for a 'mystery gift' and receive something in the mail that is in all likelihood worth far less.

From the site: You could receive "a set of kitchen knives," a "unique home décor item" or "electronic equipment." From us: Or, you could go to the local dollar store and stick your hand into a pile of junk with your eyes closed.

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Highlights
Cleveland Indians ( 1:18, 1:18 ) New York ( 0:13, 0:13 ) Dubuque Iowa ( 0:42, 0:42 ) playing video games ( 0:24, 0:24 ) Cleveland Indians ( 1:18, 1:18 ) New York ( 0:13, 0:13 ) Dubuque Iowa ( 0:42, 0:42 ) playing video games ( 0:24, 0:24 )

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" War. Hello and welcome the little Internet superstar the look of old version of -- lavish New York Christmas welcome gift -- presents a talk show that airs every Wednesday right here. -- Revision 3. Why intern. No friends he's spent his weekend evenings playing video games writing in his miserable diary and praying groceries. So it's no surprise that when he turned 21 last April he spent the night alone with a bottle of Canadian whiskey that he sent to himself via a remote closed -- 74 minutes south of Dubuque Iowa. Let's surprise surprise Internet has -- this with another innovation. We'll leave young Christopher slugger struck with -- excitement on every significant celebratory day in his forsaken people future. And that revolution is something store dot com. Something store a well and Lincoln and they'll ship you an item worth. Much less than that but not just any worthless piece of crap on the size piece of crap. Like the one your uncle max traditionally left in the upper basement of the toilet at TGI Friday's whenever the Cleveland Indians. The baseball game. Clearly the thrill seeking users of something -- have high standards for its astonishment. You can receive date set of kitchen knives are unique home to court right now or electronic. Equipment. In there's something tracker. It highlights include a USB vacuum cleaner deluxe by kit and other assorted items that didn't even make the cut at the clearance section. -- the dollar mark. It's the only way to drop here and you're all in raise your eyebrows would get your time and looks like surprise. Especially if you don't have any friends and that's why -- something stored dot com is today's. Internet superstar. Have a domination -- there was president of Martin never bigotry -- thanks much for watching him tomorrow."