Gamble on Marriage
Friday, August 1st, 2008 running time 02:58
A new site lets you gamble on how long newlyweds will stay together.
A new site lets you bet on how long your newlywed friends will stay together. At WeddingBetting.com, you can speculate whether couples will last Barely Past the Altar, 1 year, 5 Years, 8 Years, 15 Years, or Happily Ever After.
So go ahead. Jinx or bless the relationships of others, thanks to the magic of Internet.
Have a nomination for an Internet Superstar? Send it to martin at revision3 dot com.
Highlights
Joe The Plumber
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2:09, 2:09
)
school teacher
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2:11, 2:11
)
TV shows
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1:13, 1:13
)
sobbing
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1:56, 1:56
)
Joe The Plumber
(
2:09, 2:09
)
school teacher
(
2:11, 2:11
)
TV shows
(
1:13, 1:13
)
sobbing
(
1:56, 1:56
)
Automatically Generated Transcript(may not be 100% accurate) ( more )
" War. Yeah. -- Internet. You know that age where most of my friends are either married or engaged and therefore because I am only -- Internet. I'll insert my patrol looking for ways to capsize the committed love relationships of my married treacherous pass. And that's all I found wedding betting dot com. Here you can speculate as to how long newlyweds will laugh then return to the page -- a few years and find out if you were right. Actually in my case just a few weeks because that's about how long I hope all of my friends marriages will last I -- so bitter and alone. But it's also in -- site because in my solitude I become a compulsive Internet gambler. And have lost thousands in online poker. Well I can that I'm human lives and that always double down on the sorrows of others say let's take a look at a few weddings and make some bats. -- absolutely and you'll notice that they started hanging out immediately sharing music and TV shows from opposite sides of the Atlantic -- that'll happen. Long talks over copy and writing stories together well in my experience laughing. Long thoughts in writing stories are the effects of smoking and immense amount of hot. Not grounds for marriage I give this couple ten months max let's move on to Brian and Paula we are in each other. We where they can -- saying yeah I agree. Yeah and denial. In fact it seems like as did Paul has deliberately submit -- to her and her husband to a matrimony gambling site. Such a desperate -- didn't validating her marriage obviously indicates rocky road that had. Column in two months when you're sobbing into a half -- I can Dodd and bill whole lot by -- per week and finally here is Joe and Michelle. I give them the official Martin started. -- lie here's why Joe The Plumber and Michelle is a school teacher they met through -- and why will these guys actually may get. Because they're both too dull to attract anyone out joking -- Donald -- mutual misery they'll sell more out of fear of lack of ambition and -- And it you know a couple that won't be feeding each other -- take you right showers that they want submit them -- batting. Dot com because it's today's. Internet superstar. As -- an idea for an Internet superstar or if you might date me. Then you remark that Revision 3 -- god until tomorrow I'll be watching my favorite TV show. Divorce court."
" War. Yeah. -- Internet. You know that age where most of my friends are either married or engaged and therefore because I am only -- Internet. I'll insert my patrol looking for ways to capsize the committed love relationships of my married treacherous pass. And that's all I found wedding betting dot com. Here you can speculate as to how long newlyweds will laugh then return to the page -- a few years and find out if you were right. Actually in my case just a few weeks because that's about how long I hope all of my friends marriages will last I -- so bitter and alone. But it's also in -- site because in my solitude I become a compulsive Internet gambler. And have lost thousands in online poker. Well I can that I'm human lives and that always double down on the sorrows of others say let's take a look at a few weddings and make some bats. -- absolutely and you'll notice that they started hanging out immediately sharing music and TV shows from opposite sides of the Atlantic -- that'll happen. Long talks over copy and writing stories together well in my experience laughing. Long thoughts in writing stories are the effects of smoking and immense amount of hot. Not grounds for marriage I give this couple ten months max let's move on to Brian and Paula we are in each other. We where they can -- saying yeah I agree. Yeah and denial. In fact it seems like as did Paul has deliberately submit -- to her and her husband to a matrimony gambling site. Such a desperate -- didn't validating her marriage obviously indicates rocky road that had. Column in two months when you're sobbing into a half -- I can Dodd and bill whole lot by -- per week and finally here is Joe and Michelle. I give them the official Martin started. -- lie here's why Joe The Plumber and Michelle is a school teacher they met through -- and why will these guys actually may get. Because they're both too dull to attract anyone out joking -- Donald -- mutual misery they'll sell more out of fear of lack of ambition and -- And it you know a couple that won't be feeding each other -- take you right showers that they want submit them -- batting. Dot com because it's today's. Internet superstar. As -- an idea for an Internet superstar or if you might date me. Then you remark that Revision 3 -- god until tomorrow I'll be watching my favorite TV show. Divorce court."








