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Penn Point	176	Rich People Problems	05:55
Penn Point	175	Garth Brooks in Vegas, Baby!	10:34
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Penn Point	172	God No!	07:44
Penn Point	171	Why We Believe in God(s)?	07:22
Penn Point	170	Penn Goes to Comic-Con!	05:16
Penn Point	169	Does Casey Anthony Deserve the Hate?	06:22
Penn Point	168	Hank Williams, Kurt Cobain, Janis Joplin and Now Amy Winehouse Join the 27 Club	07:19
Penn Point	167	Tell A Lie on Disco!	04:39
Penn Point	166	Hotel or Porn Studio?	02:41
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Penn Point	163	Miss Maryland is Smarter Than Penn!	05:17
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Penn Point	161	Is Penn the Hardest Working Man in Show Business?	05:14
Penn Point	160	Penn vs. Miss Tennessee?	08:04
Penn Point	159	Paul McCartney vs. Bob Dylan?	08:06
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Penn Point	157	Does Sean Lennon Look Like His Father John?	07:07
Penn Point	156	Fool Us!	06:03
Penn Point	155	Why Do Artists Change Their Lyrics?	06:40
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Penn Point	152	Are you a Fat Atheist?	10:23
Penn Point	151	Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Under ATTACK!	06:31
Penn Point	150	Texas to TSA: No Groping!	05:08
Penn Point	149	Westboro Baptist Church donates $50,000 to Gay Charity	05:43
Penn Point	148	Modern Art Masterpiece or 5-Year-Old's Doodle?	07:49
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Penn Point	72	How Book Burners Are Like Hitler! - A First Amendment Attorney's Opinion	09:15
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Penn Point	67	Dancing with the Stars Loser!	09:40
Penn Point	66	Koran Burning is DEADLY! - Terry Jones's Right to Burn Books	13:38
Penn Point	65	Caught in Glenn Beck's Controversy - Aftermath of Glenn Beck's "Restoring Honor" Rally on MLK Day	11:53
Penn Point	64	Mosques and Musilm Gay Bars Near Ground Zero!	08:21
Penn Point	63	"Man, It F*cked Me Up..." - What Brought Penn to Tears?, Part II	09:04
Penn Point	62	What Brought Penn to Tears?	06:38
Penn Point	61	Penn's Secret Creepy Movie Night!	08:43
Penn Point	60	Rascal Flatts Parodies The Hangover in Las Vegas!	08:28
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Penn Point	58	Revealing A Brand New Penn and Teller Escape Trick - Helium	07:06
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Penn Point	56	Penn Loses His Hair!	10:15
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Penn Point	0	Penn Point - Coming May 24, 2010! - Teaser Trailer	00:16

CHIMP ATTACK! - The Monkey Party Story, Part II

Sunday, May 30th, 2010 – running time 16:39

Just in case you aren't circus-trained, know this: Never invite a chimpanzee and a little person to the same party.

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The Monkey Party Story

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Bust this myth: Will a monkey automatically fight a little person just to decide who's a more dominant male? Well, this wouldn't make a very good story if it wasn't true... Penn explains what happened when he invited a chimpanzee and his Mexican friend of short-stature, Arturo, to the same party.

A bonus: Penn does an impression of Sean Connery.