Why Hand Jobs Are Underrated - The 3 Most Underrated Things In the World!

Penn officially ranks the three most underrated things in the world with musings on Christopher Hitchens's equally explicit version of the list.

Here are the lists, for the record:

The Three Most Overrated Things in the World (apparently, a cliche)

  1. Banjo music
  2. Teenage girls
  3. Pick-up trucks

Penn's Three Most Underrated Things in the World

  1. French dressing
  2. Butterscotch pudding
  3. Hand jobs

Two Things on Christopher's Hutchins's List of the Most Underrated Things in the World

  1. Caviar
  2. Anal sex

People Who Will Be Offended By Today's Episode

  1. Your parents
  2. Your friends
  3. Most people