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Mature Porn, Guns and Getting Pregnant

Sunday, October 11th, 2009 – running time 10:47
The funniest stand-up comics from across the country take on pornography, drunk women, guns, and masturbating.

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Seven nights a week, RooftopComedy.com records live stand-up comedy all around the world and brings you the best of it. These are our favorite jokes about pornography, drunk women, guns, masturbating, and a bunch of other hilarious, disgusting, true stuff. I'm sure you have some hilarious jokes about that stuff too, but trust me, this is better. For more jokes that are better than yours, head over to RooftopComedy.com.

Old Person Por

This isn't a sex tape as much as it's a historical document

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Retarded Gun Owners

Evidently the Special Olympics now includes drive-bys.

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Bullies are Worse Today

Can somebody put their cameraphone down and call the principal?

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Bad at Everything

I can't say I'm bad at sex...I'm great when I do it alone.

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High Heels

Maybe you should consider something more practical for your feet. Like a Segway.

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Getting Pregnant on Purpose

If you want a kid, you're not qualified. Because that means your brain is broken.

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Lying Vegetarians

Vegetarians lie. For example: no, tofu does NOT taste good.

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Old Lady Bikini Wax

Screw Brazillian, you'll need more than that to clear my rainforest.

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Bears and Humans

Does a bear racially profile in the woods?

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Comedians: Pat Dixon, Dave Thomason, Jamie Kilstein, Dustin Ybarra, Paul Lakamp, Joe List, Amber Preston, Dan Cummins, Kathleen Dunbar, Sammy Obeid