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Locker Rooms, Burger King, and Ugly Couples

Sunday, November 1st, 2009 – running time 10:48
The funniest stand-up comics from across the country take on food, being fat, and Applebee's.

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Seven nights a week, RooftopComedy.com records live stand-up comedy all around the world and brings you the best of it. These are our favorite jokes about food, being fat, Applebee's, and a bunch of other hilarious, disgusting, true stuff. I'm sure you have some hilarious jokes about that stuff too, but trust me, this is better. For more jokes that are better than yours, head over to RooftopComedy.com.

Burger King is Honest

Have it your way... fatty.

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Homeless Psychology

I'm not 'giving' you money. I'm just paying the stop-being-creepy fee.

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Third Wheel

Hey, I'm trying to have a private moment with my PS3. Could you stop making out?

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Too Many Voicemails

We invented robots and all they do is ramble on about phone calls? What a rip off!

03:59

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3 lbs of Potato Salad

3 pounds of potato salad, AKA an American appetizer.

05:04

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Service at Applebee's

I'm not here for the potato skins. I'm here for the forced female interaction. The potato skins ARE good, though.

06:07

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Older Brothers

You sure CPR includes a Wet Willie and a Wedgie?

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Palmetto Bugs Suck

If I step on it, you sure it won't step on me back?

08:01

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YMCA Locker Room

Young man, there's no need to feel down! I mean... you are a young MAN, right?

09:11

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Comedians: Mike Baldwin, Al Romas, Tom Segura, Nick Mullen, JR Brow, Dan Wilson, Dave Waite, Kyle Grooms, Rahn Hortman, Cy Amundson