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College Girls, Munchies, and Internet Porn

Sunday, November 22nd, 2009 – running time 12:20
The funniest stand-up comics from across the country take on being in college, the food network, and craigslist.

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Seven nights a week, RooftopComedy.com records live stand-up comedy all around the world and brings you the best of it. These are our favorite jokes about being in college, the food network, craigslist, and a bunch of other hilarious, disgusting, true stuff. I'm sure you have some hilarious jokes about that stuff too, but trust me, this is better. For more jokes that are better than yours, head over to RooftopComedy.com.

Mapquest Sucks

I wasn't aware there was a scenic route to Taco Bell...

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I'm Getting Too Fat

Hey, blubber, who invited you to the party? ... the party in my body, I mean.

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Living Near Campus

Every girl I talk to seems to belong to Delta Gamma Pepper Spray.

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Talking Dirty

I prefer my dirty talk from some of today's top celebrity vocal talent.

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Fancy Food Network

Where are the black garlic and balsamic vinegar lamb shanks? And you call this a 7-11!

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Kids' Names

Let's not kid ourselves. Your name is "Community College."

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Glitter Sucks

Ooh, kindergarten chic! How very creepy!

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Internet Porn

What's in the folder labeled "Sensational Thai Butt Sluts"? Tax documents.

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Missed Connections

Me: staring at you creepily. You: totally ignoring me. Don't you remember??

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Comedians: Dave Webster, Lachlan Patterson, Bill Squire, Andy Ritchie, J Chris Newberg, Carl Rimi, Reid Faylor, Kira Soltanovich, Dave Waite, Nick Thune