Username / email:   Password:
or or
Exit Theater Mode

Login or register to enable this feature.

Or, compose an email to send yourself.

Share this video
  • Share via email

Embed or link to this episode

View by:

Cocaine, Beer and Drunken Dancing

Sunday, September 20th, 2009 – running time 13:00
The funniest stand-up comics from across the country take on weed, UFOs, the Army, and models.

Segments

Seven nights a week, RooftopComedy.com records live stand-up comedy all around the world and brings you the best of it. These are our favorite jokes about weed, UFOs, the Army, models, and a bunch of other hilarious, disgusting, true stuff. I'm sure you have some hilarious jokes about that stuff too, but trust me, this is better. For more jokes that are better than yours, head over to RooftopComedy.com.

There's Always the Army

When you've been rejected for employment by every Chuck E. Cheese in town...

00:40

Play

Cereal Party

Here, pour this milk over your head and maybe I'll recognize you.

01:42

Play

Buying Jewelry to get Out of Trouble

A diamond for me? Well, I guess we can drop the charge down to Manslaughter.

03:01

Play

Aliens and Hillbillies

Xenock! Who drank all of our Space Michelob?

05:23

Play

Too Old to be Noticed

Oh, don't mind me. Just digging my own grave over here.

06:27

Play

The Buffer

Dude, If we're going to watch The Little Mermaid together, I'm gonna need a little space.

07:00

Play

Women Can Dance Together

Can I cut in? Oh, not you bro. Her.

09:15

Play

No Patience in NYC

No time to describe this clip! GOTTA GO!

10:09

Play

Abercrombie and Fitch

Abercrombie & Fitch: it took two people to found a company that irritating.

11:24

Play

Comedians

Robert Hawkins, Tim Harmston, John Evans, Roy Wood Jr, Mike Brody, Kermit Apio, Bill Young, Lowell Sanders, Wali Collins, Chris Hardwick