Fake Asses, Public Nudity and the Swine Flu
Sunday, December 27th, 2009 running time 10:49
The funniest stand-up comics from across the country take on traveling, college, and public nudity.
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Seven nights a week, RooftopComedy.com records live stand-up comedy all around the world and brings you the best of it. These are our favorite jokes about traveling, college, public nudity, and a bunch of other hilarious, disgusting, true stuff. I'm sure you have some hilarious jokes about that stuff too, but trust me, this is better. For more jokes that are better than yours, head over to RooftopComedy.com.
Comedians: Reid Faylor, Andi Smith, Matt Stanton, Jarrod Harris, Michael Palascak, Amber Preston, Doug Mellard, Chris Porter, Jackie Kashian, Lachlan Patterson
Highlights
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May not be 100% accurate" Clinton I have a question for you as. The -- know about Tony."
" Tony likes to."
" We're moving on."
" I slowed down with the figure giant glasses right as we gotta go -- and they keep people. Oh absolutely couldn't AT and I could just to name can people com hires. Yeah now these are attracted me to people. Not take a homeless guy and Andy and the parliament stuck to it and yeah. -- What -- shaved his luggage. You just might do run and win thanks dad. Okay yeah circle goes a long way with a little polish. -- Good image. -- just your underpants time. Or the very it is right hands and -- either senator had mentioned things I found I."
" It's kind of a boring jobs saw it I just people -- old days. Now there's is one gentleman horse comes in with a long leather jacket. They column dusters. Long leather jacket like matrix style that does a terrible look people okay. We knew but that you're telling people something you're telling them I draw a lot of dragons. Right. I found a new thing to like give any marriage resonate east there they're kids. Like this is the kids when you're traveling playing for a long time -- and I do not to go -- equally cute and no -- right. So this is they pull out their kid -- pull out my."
" Opposes your --"
" Music that I now know as cool kid as. As I was cute blew up market. I guarantee they will not talk to you at all. Like the -- as fluent. Matter fact there might be some poll released when you land."
" Oh they have a phone and in those who is working on my website called water. Was five below the growth of cool without them proud. You wanna make an impact on line Kodak com has which in the dot com names Willis when I'm not plus. World class hosting. Fast and easy web site builders and much more we should check out revision3.com. Slash GoDaddy -- you a discount on the -- godaddy deals and coats. --"
" College is payable about our colleges -- using -- than ever expects it is on thing. Girls in my movie and do after you graduate. British or my parents are taking me out to. Then no idea housing. English -- are read about it somewhere."
" Yeah can that wash our hands longer than me in public restrooms. I think getting your veteran --"
" I don't -- I guess -- these -- preside over their -- down."
" But guess what I didn't use so when you have to exit door after me -- science and what -- else again."
" Now living in trying to do that kind of for forty dollars an hour -- can be -- math -- that's pretty decent money forty bucks an hour and that's -- The bad news is I don't know math. The good news is those stupid kids don't either what -- And did this and it's being."
" I always go to my -- and say the same thing I'll take one ticket to freaky Friday and they always tell me that -- hasn't been out since 2003. I can't keep living my life like this would Netflix I can watch freaky Friday on Thursday. But Netflix you can ran over a 100000 titles online including lots of Blu-ray movies for free shipping both ways to your home. They now have over forty shipping centers almost all deliveries happen in just one business day. The Netflix plans start from 499. As a new member you get a no risk two week free trial membership. Check it -- at www. Netflix.com. Slash ruffle. I'm dead inside."
" About Arabs are -- got big boobs just an honesty issue. YX axis August. What you see is what you're gonna give it. We stubs still race of late. It's rally of nannies would -- inserts."
" Thank you max."
" Should be a felony the tank. You should do county time brands -- I don't care how hot you or how close. -- But border. -- a different now."
" Older Brothers and you would think at some point -- stop only when I call. You men."
" Guys -- girlfriends the wives their sisters and their mothers."
" A child into this game when I'm driving on the road with my father in the car. He we will zip past. MIL saint -- cows you know those guys are they are outstanding in their field. Hundreds hundreds yeah. So yeah it's very. -- 43 times yeah. Are you -- does it. I don't like quite a little me every two hours of work election music I am having to re election. Yeah hours. Election and everything yeah."
" Borrowers are supposed to talk to some."
" And I know the animal shelter is losing sales and others suffering. By their own house. And cats are suffering from the economy. Because he had changed in the back to the paper they -- just a cat for sale in the back the paper and -- picture of the cat Brian people who like coming owns computed. Now they had to add little pet personals to win and be seen these same picture pretend cage but right next to its its high maintenance fluffy. I'm single female Tammy and I and I like children and these -- is -- get me. Went right next to it again another picture of a can occasions says."
" Our motives was to ball games. Pharmaceutical real -- them alone -- virtual -- room through the bolts. Actually -- the -- with the room but if I mentioned that --"
" Really mr. bubbles aren't those things too but I'm not use cat in animal prison right now. I don't know if you should be making demands at this point no life. -- Hussein Obama use candy Shelton. My answer to someone like hey Eminem's what do you want to be."
" I find my own food. He -- thieving NightCall duct tape hockey stick to me. -- only switzer I don't care. I don't care at all you can -- pot smoke in my face all day. I'm not leave them. Just give me the hell out of here but solomons and vote right now. Baby steps right they're gonna kill me. -- gonna kill me embassy mr. bubbles and days. Somebody lower my price."
" The truth yeah."
" Yeah."
" Clinton I have a question for you as. The -- know about Tony."
" Tony likes to."
" We're moving on."
" I slowed down with the figure giant glasses right as we gotta go -- and they keep people. Oh absolutely couldn't AT and I could just to name can people com hires. Yeah now these are attracted me to people. Not take a homeless guy and Andy and the parliament stuck to it and yeah. -- What -- shaved his luggage. You just might do run and win thanks dad. Okay yeah circle goes a long way with a little polish. -- Good image. -- just your underpants time. Or the very it is right hands and -- either senator had mentioned things I found I."
" It's kind of a boring jobs saw it I just people -- old days. Now there's is one gentleman horse comes in with a long leather jacket. They column dusters. Long leather jacket like matrix style that does a terrible look people okay. We knew but that you're telling people something you're telling them I draw a lot of dragons. Right. I found a new thing to like give any marriage resonate east there they're kids. Like this is the kids when you're traveling playing for a long time -- and I do not to go -- equally cute and no -- right. So this is they pull out their kid -- pull out my."
" Opposes your --"
" Music that I now know as cool kid as. As I was cute blew up market. I guarantee they will not talk to you at all. Like the -- as fluent. Matter fact there might be some poll released when you land."
" Oh they have a phone and in those who is working on my website called water. Was five below the growth of cool without them proud. You wanna make an impact on line Kodak com has which in the dot com names Willis when I'm not plus. World class hosting. Fast and easy web site builders and much more we should check out revision3.com. Slash GoDaddy -- you a discount on the -- godaddy deals and coats. --"
" College is payable about our colleges -- using -- than ever expects it is on thing. Girls in my movie and do after you graduate. British or my parents are taking me out to. Then no idea housing. English -- are read about it somewhere."
" Yeah can that wash our hands longer than me in public restrooms. I think getting your veteran --"
" I don't -- I guess -- these -- preside over their -- down."
" But guess what I didn't use so when you have to exit door after me -- science and what -- else again."
" Now living in trying to do that kind of for forty dollars an hour -- can be -- math -- that's pretty decent money forty bucks an hour and that's -- The bad news is I don't know math. The good news is those stupid kids don't either what -- And did this and it's being."
" I always go to my -- and say the same thing I'll take one ticket to freaky Friday and they always tell me that -- hasn't been out since 2003. I can't keep living my life like this would Netflix I can watch freaky Friday on Thursday. But Netflix you can ran over a 100000 titles online including lots of Blu-ray movies for free shipping both ways to your home. They now have over forty shipping centers almost all deliveries happen in just one business day. The Netflix plans start from 499. As a new member you get a no risk two week free trial membership. Check it -- at www. Netflix.com. Slash ruffle. I'm dead inside."
" About Arabs are -- got big boobs just an honesty issue. YX axis August. What you see is what you're gonna give it. We stubs still race of late. It's rally of nannies would -- inserts."
" Thank you max."
" Should be a felony the tank. You should do county time brands -- I don't care how hot you or how close. -- But border. -- a different now."
" Older Brothers and you would think at some point -- stop only when I call. You men."
" Guys -- girlfriends the wives their sisters and their mothers."
" A child into this game when I'm driving on the road with my father in the car. He we will zip past. MIL saint -- cows you know those guys are they are outstanding in their field. Hundreds hundreds yeah. So yeah it's very. -- 43 times yeah. Are you -- does it. I don't like quite a little me every two hours of work election music I am having to re election. Yeah hours. Election and everything yeah."
" Borrowers are supposed to talk to some."
" And I know the animal shelter is losing sales and others suffering. By their own house. And cats are suffering from the economy. Because he had changed in the back to the paper they -- just a cat for sale in the back the paper and -- picture of the cat Brian people who like coming owns computed. Now they had to add little pet personals to win and be seen these same picture pretend cage but right next to its its high maintenance fluffy. I'm single female Tammy and I and I like children and these -- is -- get me. Went right next to it again another picture of a can occasions says."
" Our motives was to ball games. Pharmaceutical real -- them alone -- virtual -- room through the bolts. Actually -- the -- with the room but if I mentioned that --"
" Really mr. bubbles aren't those things too but I'm not use cat in animal prison right now. I don't know if you should be making demands at this point no life. -- Hussein Obama use candy Shelton. My answer to someone like hey Eminem's what do you want to be."
" I find my own food. He -- thieving NightCall duct tape hockey stick to me. -- only switzer I don't care. I don't care at all you can -- pot smoke in my face all day. I'm not leave them. Just give me the hell out of here but solomons and vote right now. Baby steps right they're gonna kill me. -- gonna kill me embassy mr. bubbles and days. Somebody lower my price."
" The truth yeah."
" Yeah."
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Started discussion: December 28, 2009 @ 9:48am GMT
Episode 34: Fake Asses, Public Nudity and the Swine Flu [Discussion]
The funniest stand-up comics from across the country take on traveling, college, and public nudity.
Comedians: Reid Faylor, Andi Smith, Matt Stanton, Jarrod Harris, Michael Palascak, Amber Preston, Doug Mellard, Chris Porter, Jackie Kashian, Lachlan Patterson
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