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Can I use my artistic license to avoid your wang?

Who says dorks don't have uniforms?

They've never issued an Amber Alert for an airplane before, have they?

And to the graduating class of 2009, I say...do you validate parking?

You know what they say: one hand washes the other. Unless you never wash your hands.

Something here just doesn't add up. Oh, it's you.

I don't care if a girl is "faking it," as long as "it" isn't her butt.

You're lucky God made me patient, because He made you an idiot.

Mr. Bubbles has lifestyle standards that Mr. Bubbles likes to maintain, ok?