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Airlines, Fast Food, and Late Night Porn

Sunday, December 13th, 2009 – running time 13:12
The funniest stand-up comics from across the country take on apartments, naked TV, and car crashes.

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Seven nights a week, RooftopComedy.com records live stand-up comedy all around the world and brings you the best of it. These are our favorite jokes about apartments, naked TV, car crashes, and a bunch of other hilarious, disgusting, true stuff. I'm sure you have some hilarious jokes about that stuff too, but trust me, this is better. For more jokes that are better than yours, head over to RooftopComedy.com.

Trapper Keeper

The Hot Pink sprinkles on the holographic boombox are not hot enough AND the tiger lack a certain "Rad".

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Stuck in the Middle

Stewardess, can you please crash this plane? I need some air.

01:23

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Fake News Letter

Extra, Extra! Bullshit up 100% in local area!

02:45

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The Best Way to Watch TV

Well, I've seen him without pants on, and "rustic" is a bit of an understatement.

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Dale Earnhardt

It's easy to run away from an angry NASCAR fan who wants to kill you. Just make a right.

07:18

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Why I Crashed my Car

You can take my keys, but you can't take my cassingle of "Hungry Eyes".

08:23

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Garbage Bag for a Window

Damn straight this plastic bag is not a toy. It's a automotive repair solution.

09:55

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Showtime Late Night

From what I understand, his chest hair won in three categories at the AVN awards last year.

11:30

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I Like Real Women

I like my women like I like my world: real. REAL FAT! Yep... I like a real fat world.

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Comedians: Paul Lakamp, John Doelling, Jarrod Harris, Doug Mellard, Lachlan Patterson, Mike Merryfield, Kyle Kinane, Gabe Noah, Andi Smith, Moshe Kasher