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Booze, Rappers, Football and Gay Bars

Sunday, September 6th, 2009 – running time 12:57
The funniest stand-up comics from across the country take on gay bars, alcohol, Taco Bell, and baseball.

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Seven nights a week, RooftopComedy.com records live stand-up comedy all around the world and brings you the best of it. These are our favorite jokes about gay bars, alcohol, Taco Bell, baseball, and a bunch of other hilarious, disgusting, true stuff. I'm sure you have some hilarious jokes about that stuff too, but trust me, this is better. For more jokes that are better than yours, head over to RooftopComedy.com.

Taco Bell

I love you, burrito. And I'm not just saying that because I'm drunk.

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Facebook Breakup

Status update: your clothes are in the street and I changed the locks.

01:48

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Enthusiastic Blow-job

I know blowjobs aren't a crime. But can we destroy the evidence anyway?

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I Sucked at Baseball

Is there an outfield position that allows napping? Because I'll take it.

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I Hate Rappers

Ain't no motherfucker cook ramen like me, bitch!

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Suspicious Behavior

Officer, I think the man in this mirror is a terrorist!

07:29

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Hitting a Wolf

I wasn't aware I needed to have a degree in animal husbandry to kick it with you, dude.

10:43

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Gay Bars in Houston

Free to be you and me! But just for clarity, 'me' is not gay. 'Kay?

11:40

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Quarterback

You know you're bad at math when you actually learn some playing football.

12:01

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Comedians Brooks Robinson, Matt Braunger, Erin Jackson, Caitlin Gill, Paul Lakamp, Will Hatcher, Isaac Witty, Michael Palascak, Andy Woodhull, Mike Macrae