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Episode Discussion

Phone Hookups, Pants Wetting, and Offensive Feet

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 – running time 13:39

The funniest stand-up comics from across the country take on chat lines, working out, planes, and meth.

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Calling a Chat Line

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As Seen in Kansas

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02:46
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Screamers

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03:37
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Psychological Plane Ride

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05:27
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One Tablespoon of Soup

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06:27
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Tandem Skydiving

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07:32
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Farmers Market

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10:24
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Attack Boredom

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10:59
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Offensive Feet

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11:53
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Seven nights a week, RooftopComedy.com records live stand-up comedy all around the world and brings you the best of it. These are our favorite jokes about chat lines, working out, planes, meth, and a bunch of other hilarious, disgusting, true stuff. I'm sure you have some hilarious jokes about that stuff too, but trust me, this is better. For more jokes that are better than yours, head over to RooftopComedy.com.

Calling a Chat Line

If one chat line calls another chat line, who's the loser?