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The Bible, Christmas, and Romantic Lingerie

Sunday, January 10th, 2010 – running time 12:25
The funniest stand-up comics from across the country take on bars, toilets, and taxes.

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Seven nights a week, RooftopComedy.com records live stand-up comedy all around the world and brings you the best of it. These are our favorite jokes about bars, toilets, taxes, and a bunch of other hilarious, disgusting, true stuff. I'm sure you have some hilarious jokes about that stuff too, but trust me, this is better. For more jokes that are better than yours, head over to RooftopComedy.com.

It's Not My Fault

Don't blame me! Just cause I screwed everything up!

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Bar Bathroom

I carry a Super Soaker full of Purell for just this sort of thing.

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Bad Translations in the Bible

..and Mloses led the Zizrealites to the Plomised Lamp.

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My Dad and Instant Messaging

I don't know what "FTW" stands for, but I do know what "AARP" stands for.

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Lame Christmas Gifts

Oh, I see you've already filled out a "thank you" card from me to you. How thoughtful.

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Romantic Candle Light

Candles, a dimmer switch... just keep it below 40 watts.

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Reliving My Childhood

It's hard to fool shoppers into thinking I'm a mannequin with three-day-stubble.

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What Am I Paying Taxes For?

No taxation without representation...or buffalo wings!

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Coffee With My Dad

I find coffee really is at its peak flavor when I'm not burdened by sleeves.

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Comedians: Mike Cronin, Lisa Landry, Linda Aarons, Bryan Gutmann, Doug Mellard, Michael Palascak, Jackie Kashian, John Conroy, Andy Woodhull, Ryan Singer