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Christian Rock Music, Dad's False Logic & Trouble Finding Friends

Sunday, December 6th, 2009 – running time 11:58
The funniest stand-up comics from across the country take on bikes, lube, and parents.

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Seven nights a week, RooftopComedy.com records live stand-up comedy all around the world and brings you the best of it. These are our favorite jokes about bikes, lube, parents, and a bunch of other hilarious, disgusting, true stuff. I'm sure you have some hilarious jokes about that stuff too, but trust me, this is better. For more jokes that are better than yours, head over to RooftopComedy.com.

Pulled Over on my Bike

No, officer, I don't know how fast I was going. But that guy on a segway passed me, so...

00:36

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Spicing Up the Sex Life

Sex lube. His and hers. For when you put stuff in places. SOLD!

02:49

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Contemporary Christian Rock Music

I've never read the Bible, but if it's anything like this Creed song, sign me up!

03:30

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Rick Moranis Heaven

Are you there God? it's me, Louis Tully. Or Bob Mackenzie. Take your pick.

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One a Day Vitamins

I guess Cyanide pills could be considered a one-a-day supplement.

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My Dad's False Logic

Did I inherit your brain? Cause I would have just been cool with the antiques.

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Trouble Finding Friends

Friends don't let friends have dumbass opinions.

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Poopy Smells in a Coffee Shop

Is that the new Sumatran Fair Trade Blend seeping out of your shorts?

08:54

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Dream Fight

I don't want to fight with you, baby. I'm too busy flying naked to my Algebra final.

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Comedians: Andi Smith, Kyle Kinane, Lisa Landry, Moshe Kasher, Mike Cronin, Paul LaKamp, Dennis Sheehe, Connor Barrett, Gabe Noah, Lachlan Patterson