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Craigslist, Flirting, Twitter, and Puberty

Sunday, October 25th, 2009 – running time 09:39
The funniest stand-up comics from across the country take on cars, advice, and daytime TV.

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Seven nights a week, RooftopComedy.com records live stand-up comedy all around the world and brings you the best of it. These are our favorite jokes about cars, advice, daytime TV, and a bunch of other hilarious, disgusting, true stuff. I'm sure you have some hilarious jokes about that stuff too, but trust me, this is better. For more jokes that are better than yours, head over to RooftopComedy.com.

My Grandpa's Car Accident

I fought the Germans with my bare hands. Fighting this wall with my Buick should be a piece of cake.

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Bad Advice Sucks

I prefer a meat substitute. Especially if it's man-meat.

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Daytime TV Sucks

Does my tuition include shipping and handling?

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Women Are Like Parking Spaces

They call me the "Incriminator." If you are flirting with me, you are immediately suspect.

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Karate Kid Revisited

I need to have a word with 8-year-old-me. He has no taste in cinema.

04:40

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Craigslist Ad

OMG! They kidnapped Suzy! They did leave a free sofa, however.

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Cheap Cereals Suck

The only cereals I can afford are Wooden Grahams and Lucky Charms.

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Twitter Sucks

So...you're saying @bdunkleman is available?

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Puberty Sucks

Hello. My name is Libido. FYI, there's gonna be a few changes around here starting...NOW!

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Comedians: Mike Brody, Tommy Johnagin, Kevin Camia, Dustin Ybarra, Sammy Obeid, Gary Gulman, Caitlin Gill, Eric Krug, Brian Dunkleman, Bengt Washburn