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New York, Rednecks, and Google

Sunday, February 14th, 2010 – running time 11:51
The funniest stand-up comics from across the country take on birth control, McDonalds, and the dentist.

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Seven nights a week, RooftopComedy.com records live stand-up comedy all around the world and brings you the best of it. These are our favorite jokes about birth control, McDonalds, the dentist, and a bunch of other hilarious, disgusting, true stuff. I'm sure you have some hilarious jokes about that stuff too, but trust me, this is better. For more jokes that are better than yours, head over to RooftopComedy.com.

The World According to New York

f you can't get to it on the subway, does it really exist?

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The Gambler

Ok, I'll play poker, but only if we're using cards.

01:50

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Googling Google

What's the sound of one internet clapping?

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All About Timing

Not so much "birth control" as it is "birth gambling."

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Mad At McDonalds

Clowns and burgers just go together like... burgers and... clowns.

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Channeling Addictions

I WOULD quit smoking, but I'm really, really good at it.

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Dentist Breath

You can't help others if you can't help yourself, so brush your teeth.

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Compromise Restaurant

I'll eat organic chicken... as long as they get slapped around a bit.

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My Mom's Standup

Yo mama so funny ... well... she's funnier than me. I admit it!

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Comedians: Trey Galyon, Ryan Hamilton, Chris Hardwick, Andy Sandford, Cy Amundson, Carolyn Plummer, Pat Dixon, Tyrone Hawkins, Bryan Miller, Mike Cody

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