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" We went on our honeymoon of any you wanted to get matching tattoos. Not to two people. I sit -- don't get to lose why don't we just are clinking spoons all people they don't. And oh my god don't intend to lose boobs. It didn't candidates do. Our maximum everywhere he. -- Have you had with a bit for instance like -- going to -- obviously."

" go to a buffer at the -- President wouldn't -- chip on its way. Playing."

" Get that completely back. The real full sweat and bring -- charges."

" Let me."

" Up until about pay -- Adobe elect -- to police --"

" I have what -- this."

" When I go to above them are happy I'm given insignia they ship. -- ballot -- the about the makes we'd love to this book but."

" Yeah yeah."

" But the end of the boys to -- album of the Calcutta Bombay my. --"

" I'm looking real good."

" I've brought -- special spoon."

" So easily integrate voice you should it. Being the voice of one of those -- GPS thing that Tom Tom OnStar. They don't work as I'm horrible at directions. -- would sound great movie like. Huge sort of taken a laughed at that last intersection. Sit sorry -- lie about it. Just take your next left oh wait not so one way going right. Box okay. Well just take the next -- you can okay now we appear to have gotten on the freeway somehow. I don't know how that happened. To resolve that common -- I need a pack of smokes."

" My dad very much we're very close I'd like a father to me. And he's on. Amazing and I -- very much and he said yeah animals vivid memories of the child with my dad was teaching me how to ride a bike. Nice tell deliberately don't ride the bike. With my feet. I really -- the job it. The bike and might have walked next to hold onto the back just keep sliding all over. And we live at the top of the hill. And I didn't think you should go to on the hill. -- you -- if you like you'll. And he was like I'm never like no. You're my little girl I love you just don't. Hole. So we've done -- well I don't and don't like the top of the hill and then and well. -- it -- mostly I scratch my -- in my dad had to take you back to the house I was crying it would have been nominee. And a pessimistic dad why did you do that. And he said one day. You'll understand. I -- understand in two months ago after his knee surgery I was listening who will try to park because. Thank you -- dad I do understand."

" I don't like movie theaters or video rental places because I don't think that I should be held responsible for dress codes that are clearly posted. Site is Netflix Netflix has over a 100000 titles and shipping centers across the country -- you get most titles within one business day. Go to www. Netflix.com. Slash RFL for your no risk two week free trial membership. And you don't have to wear pants."

" And all all. Cool. We'll -- room. -- baseball -- is not more productive. There are. -- Lol yeah. I don't like looms in my hair. No I haven't or is possible and look around. We're here yeah. It's."

" Okay."

" Okay."

" We -- we have blown out the last. And you left it was published campaigns -- In the equipment's it."

" You could blame playing -- the focal --"

" In the bill okay we like our -- This in my America Tuesday by switching to Geico -- But -- Beautiful place -- we need to protect that total opposite you know Applebee's and things you know. Thank you brother -- What being hearts I think that's who -- confident the -- markets who make this you know. I don't know what Detroit we play an initiative. I don't want the new people both of them and -- they look it up in the back like -- With line through it like. She younger -- might not."

" I don't know it's hard to talk about -- Politics and political things I got in trouble for doing my Obama joke. I said that now that Obama. -- in the White House instead of calling it the White House they should call it the mr. Johnson's house of specific competency and refreshing intellectual listen. But I can say stuff like that you know I can make fun of the president and you know we got to remember we live in the best country in the world -- the First Amendment because I can't stand. On the stage like this and say somethin' like bush Cheney Obama. You know sticking up your -- I can't say something like that is in some countries. You know like China or taxes or NASCAR. I'd be thrown in jail -- dousing Gatorade you know."

" My name is Paulo you might recognize me from the Internet when I'm not -- netting on the Internet it's. Our Internet he had godaddy.com. If you wanna make an impact online godaddy.com has what you need. Dot com names as low as a dollar 99 plus -- class hosting fast and easy web site builders and much more. Be sure to check out revision3.com. Slash godaddy for all the raw -- Godaddy deals and codes. Internet's."

" Most of -- tell -- live in Los Angeles now. It think it's like really glad friends there but. In -- here is to have in the Los Angeles you'll be at a bar and you'll see the most gorgeous girl locking and into the carrying 1200 on him and cooler just me since children."

" And they didn't like fall than Eddie named them. Thanks. All okay. Another thing is being routed."

" But anyways like who is gone and I and a -- and I've got an upcoming yo what's up I'm in this guy. And today. News. -- But he's still ask me questions you know like how the -- that I'm like as kind of rainy cold this would increase its August. -- we'll look -- who wants -- Amber's here. -- they don't like Britain these people's black he's that they what did it department. And they like -- about all the question is conditional amongst black Americans you guys ever heard what was it is always. -- You know you'll check and see how to -- under the boot. Please and then ask questions for whatever reason it's always list it's black black. You're really going to copy. The military. I'll -- will be cool and back problems -- it is easy to come here. Montgomery. And I. Ladies who are that go -- Understand."

" And Scotland and he's day to me."

" Well okay."

" This is what he -- white. --"

" stuff out there you know it well a lot of homophobia what you think that religion is responsible for homophobia. Look that good heaven and hell -- people to help you -- I don't believe it at all I don't wish I was gay I wish I wish. Desperate I could feel there's a little tension in the room that's okay but I. That's because I. I'm not gonna explain to -- a break it now for your the reason -- nervous it's because the homophobia that is given to us. For an outside source. -- even know why we feel that way it give it to us from and another -- what people think it's religion the unity it's not religion at all it actually got the government that Federal Reserve something in the government who's the government being the make people -- they know we knew what was really likely to get. Nobody would do anything at the site it would fall apart. But -- book it's called the secret gonna discuss with them these points."

" And might tell you what it's really like to be -- would really like to -- gave it our heart. Municipal market each of your hometown. Paid for by your tax dollar did you go to that mark and walked up to a book David Puckett -- it doesn't matter which -- you put your penis into the bush. There -- the man inside of that bush -- down waiting to suck your Dick. Now he doesn't care what you look like how could carry he doesn't know you look like you just look like a shaky -- him you're not -- real good sitting there waiting for you look at duck waiting for -- block crop meeting due to. Get it died of Maine maybe not feel that now can you imagine. Can you imagine what it would be like that information got out of the general populace nobody would do anything anymore like thought that your five hour late to work where are you. I am an apple looked up market and let -- not -- reported. No you don't have to work you can't pay your rent but. Apart now."

" I wanna be fair and open -- that's act that's -- gross generalization and actually is that what it's like to -- get. That's what it's like it's just not happenstance situation when a man happens to date. Another man to have very little to do beat -- that's due to men dating each other is about -- because no matter what you looked up apocryphal but that's all we ever want to do. You'll be a lot of lesbian sex -- it -- because lesbians don't go to parks because they don't like to have fun so. --"

" We went on our honeymoon of any you wanted to get matching tattoos. Not to two people. I sit -- don't get to lose why don't we just are clinking spoons all people they don't. And oh my god don't intend to lose boobs. It didn't candidates do. Our maximum everywhere he. -- Have you had with a bit for instance like -- going to -- obviously."

" go to a buffer at the -- President wouldn't -- chip on its way. Playing."

" Get that completely back. The real full sweat and bring -- charges."

" Let me."

" Up until about pay -- Adobe elect -- to police --"

" I have what -- this."

" When I go to above them are happy I'm given insignia they ship. -- ballot -- the about the makes we'd love to this book but."

" Yeah yeah."

" But the end of the boys to -- album of the Calcutta Bombay my. --"

" I'm looking real good."

" I've brought -- special spoon."

" So easily integrate voice you should it. Being the voice of one of those -- GPS thing that Tom Tom OnStar. They don't work as I'm horrible at directions. -- would sound great movie like. Huge sort of taken a laughed at that last intersection. Sit sorry -- lie about it. Just take your next left oh wait not so one way going right. Box okay. Well just take the next -- you can okay now we appear to have gotten on the freeway somehow. I don't know how that happened. To resolve that common -- I need a pack of smokes."

" My dad very much we're very close I'd like a father to me. And he's on. Amazing and I -- very much and he said yeah animals vivid memories of the child with my dad was teaching me how to ride a bike. Nice tell deliberately don't ride the bike. With my feet. I really -- the job it. The bike and might have walked next to hold onto the back just keep sliding all over. And we live at the top of the hill. And I didn't think you should go to on the hill. -- you -- if you like you'll. And he was like I'm never like no. You're my little girl I love you just don't. Hole. So we've done -- well I don't and don't like the top of the hill and then and well. -- it -- mostly I scratch my -- in my dad had to take you back to the house I was crying it would have been nominee. And a pessimistic dad why did you do that. And he said one day. You'll understand. I -- understand in two months ago after his knee surgery I was listening who will try to park because. Thank you -- dad I do understand."

" I don't like movie theaters or video rental places because I don't think that I should be held responsible for dress codes that are clearly posted. Site is Netflix Netflix has over a 100000 titles and shipping centers across the country -- you get most titles within one business day. Go to www. Netflix.com. Slash RFL for your no risk two week free trial membership. And you don't have to wear pants."

" And all all. Cool. We'll -- room. -- baseball -- is not more productive. There are. -- Lol yeah. I don't like looms in my hair. No I haven't or is possible and look around. We're here yeah. It's."

" Okay."

" Okay."

" We -- we have blown out the last. And you left it was published campaigns -- In the equipment's it."

" You could blame playing -- the focal --"

" In the bill okay we like our -- This in my America Tuesday by switching to Geico -- But -- Beautiful place -- we need to protect that total opposite you know Applebee's and things you know. Thank you brother -- What being hearts I think that's who -- confident the -- markets who make this you know. I don't know what Detroit we play an initiative. I don't want the new people both of them and -- they look it up in the back like -- With line through it like. She younger -- might not."

" I don't know it's hard to talk about -- Politics and political things I got in trouble for doing my Obama joke. I said that now that Obama. -- in the White House instead of calling it the White House they should call it the mr. Johnson's house of specific competency and refreshing intellectual listen. But I can say stuff like that you know I can make fun of the president and you know we got to remember we live in the best country in the world -- the First Amendment because I can't stand. On the stage like this and say somethin' like bush Cheney Obama. You know sticking up your -- I can't say something like that is in some countries. You know like China or taxes or NASCAR. I'd be thrown in jail -- dousing Gatorade you know."

" My name is Paulo you might recognize me from the Internet when I'm not -- netting on the Internet it's. Our Internet he had godaddy.com. If you wanna make an impact online godaddy.com has what you need. Dot com names as low as a dollar 99 plus -- class hosting fast and easy web site builders and much more. Be sure to check out revision3.com. Slash godaddy for all the raw -- Godaddy deals and codes. Internet's."

" Most of -- tell -- live in Los Angeles now. It think it's like really glad friends there but. In -- here is to have in the Los Angeles you'll be at a bar and you'll see the most gorgeous girl locking and into the carrying 1200 on him and cooler just me since children."

" And they didn't like fall than Eddie named them. Thanks. All okay. Another thing is being routed."

" But anyways like who is gone and I and a -- and I've got an upcoming yo what's up I'm in this guy. And today. News. -- But he's still ask me questions you know like how the -- that I'm like as kind of rainy cold this would increase its August. -- we'll look -- who wants -- Amber's here. -- they don't like Britain these people's black he's that they what did it department. And they like -- about all the question is conditional amongst black Americans you guys ever heard what was it is always. -- You know you'll check and see how to -- under the boot. Please and then ask questions for whatever reason it's always list it's black black. You're really going to copy. The military. I'll -- will be cool and back problems -- it is easy to come here. Montgomery. And I. Ladies who are that go -- Understand."

" And Scotland and he's day to me."

" Well okay."

" This is what he -- white. --"

" stuff out there you know it well a lot of homophobia what you think that religion is responsible for homophobia. Look that good heaven and hell -- people to help you -- I don't believe it at all I don't wish I was gay I wish I wish. Desperate I could feel there's a little tension in the room that's okay but I. That's because I. I'm not gonna explain to -- a break it now for your the reason -- nervous it's because the homophobia that is given to us. For an outside source. -- even know why we feel that way it give it to us from and another -- what people think it's religion the unity it's not religion at all it actually got the government that Federal Reserve something in the government who's the government being the make people -- they know we knew what was really likely to get. Nobody would do anything at the site it would fall apart. But -- book it's called the secret gonna discuss with them these points."

" And might tell you what it's really like to be -- would really like to -- gave it our heart. Municipal market each of your hometown. Paid for by your tax dollar did you go to that mark and walked up to a book David Puckett -- it doesn't matter which -- you put your penis into the bush. There -- the man inside of that bush -- down waiting to suck your Dick. Now he doesn't care what you look like how could carry he doesn't know you look like you just look like a shaky -- him you're not -- real good sitting there waiting for you look at duck waiting for -- block crop meeting due to. Get it died of Maine maybe not feel that now can you imagine. Can you imagine what it would be like that information got out of the general populace nobody would do anything anymore like thought that your five hour late to work where are you. I am an apple looked up market and let -- not -- reported. No you don't have to work you can't pay your rent but. Apart now."

" I wanna be fair and open -- that's act that's -- gross generalization and actually is that what it's like to -- get. That's what it's like it's just not happenstance situation when a man happens to date. Another man to have very little to do beat -- that's due to men dating each other is about -- because no matter what you looked up apocryphal but that's all we ever want to do. You'll be a lot of lesbian sex -- it -- because lesbians don't go to parks because they don't like to have fun so. --"