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" Women love their babies I think the only reason men get excited about babies is because they do come out of the most special place in the whole. World. He came out of there. Let me hold them."

" What was it like."

" I've only been in their briefly."

" Did you see anything marked G. -- This episode."

" The market -- ball. This very attractive woman different victorious he gets stopped and -- must think he's he's he's there -- he's shopping for a wife or girlfriend thing. Well like -- is that -- have an answer because the sale and rather 50% off. -- Like when your brother 100% off today that Kuwait I was proud (%expletive) I'm delighted ma'am gotta hit the home run. Right -- it's that funny but the timing was impeccable and she didn't get it. They got everything that you've -- Thinking because. The navy three and I. That's going to put me in I mean at that point they live. Be free. Now. That's just got even more confused guys like hang on thank you Becky. Please me. I'm Skinner had his romantic -- confused right now I I just started. Mean there's this deal they didn't tell me about where you got one but Sylvia there's nothing to. Then again. Hi this is my manager Rebecca. The -- as soon. He thinks -- rise to be. A 100% all those other thing. Today. To make any money. Like. Bulls did yeah -- yeah."

" Have -- incredible they still left from the email spammers same kind of thing. 'cause he's the -- very generic name like tie. And and then you know like just some bulls are subject like on someone. Let's look suspicious. But I do know the whole time and table look over it up it's like you are afraid aren't. -- My computer just text below. I think nobody knew what I emailed him back on like -- time. Thanks so much for China's -- that -- gone through them. --"

" Employees stories."

" I think you're crazy personality compulsive liar. The person who lies even when it's easier to tell the truth. Lot of people hate this guy because they make it in the big mistake of trying to catch them and their lives losing battle. It is in bad moral lies to cover of the previous tries to get no cons of the reality you'll never win. Best thing -- induced to go with it act like you believe all of their lives to the word because it builds their confidence -- get better. Then ask leading questions to take -- in directions you'd like them to go. These people are build your own adventure stories come to life. And there to be treasured. A new guy college Emmerich who just the best liar I've ever met just like a Picasso of -- they were so just innovative and creative. I would love to ask about things I knew he didn't do consumer's mind we go. -- knowing you didn't go fishing like hey Rick how was your would you be fishing trip yesterday. Number. Talk about 67. Sixties -- has pretty get out say for five because at sixty that's. That's a great fishing net. You who has been -- from dawn to dusk to me about an hour. As -- crazier he would lean more aggressive like like in the more aggressive posture and just make more eye contact like his whole body was saying I dare you to call me immigration laws. I will Jackie -- the throats."

" You caught a salmon a minute."

" For an hour. As impressive. -- used catches him and I don't you debate. The kitchen with my experience. My calculator like an animal. Pays what he's weighed down in the waters -- granite stain on history no. Tossed in a waterfall and by the current my angles which are stronger than stallions. How late this image trying to jump in our ceremonies -- Holy (%expletive) you -- to grizzly bear. After five -- like it was him. That's annoying for an hour but they're going something down it -- there. -- won't kick fair sentence David Graham a bald eagle and lot of freedom. They just call Tom Cruise. "

" My girlfriend loves watching sex in the city had hits such a kitchen help. I mean I love it and would Netflix we can watch like every episode every night for ever. Tickets grade girls -- Netflix you got ran over a 100000 titles online including lots of Blu-ray movies with free shipping both ways to your home. They now have over forty shipping centers almost all deliveries happen just one business day. The Netflix plans start from 499. As a new member you get a no risk two week free trial membership. Check it out at www. Netflix.com. Slash drop off. Somebody kill me."

" Feel like last summer got really trash that this poverty and I was coming out of the bathroom with the party. And I ran into a guy like kind of hard. And I don't wanna get all flights I apologized several times and -- a high five the -- only to realize that as my own reflection of beer -- Yeah so I'm gonna go. The cool thing about it is the perfect and I five is dead on I watch out."

" Do. You looked up and always looked cool. Like you have really good self esteem."

" I was supposed to get these the job after high school supposed to go to the service. -- my -- demo. My grandfather and a -- people about what you were joined the guard interpret. No not dead. Army want less."

" You give me one book and reason hey you know what I'll give you first run I don't -- a talk like -- rest of my god damn my mouth that one that. -- Put your boot. And I hate that stupid commercials they -- the hell you're talking about the one you cranked up every time I walked in the living room. Studio art we do book reports six and most people do it an entire day. That's reason number two. It up you -- ever really. If they have the commercial nudity army to. We get up -- news yeah. Then around for more money."

" All the -- My credit score two. Route towards one -- ego the kiddie bar for lunch awful. Idea general today. Troops moved me every afternoon is. There."

" It's."

" Murder murder -- you already -- this stuff. Gas and get the hotel bills oh lead levels in hello there how that it could. So where -- guys we got some guys are actually acknowledge it at some guys that next clearly and notably he's going to."

" That's the strip club DJ voice obviously."

" I -- my girlfriend is on it's her time of the month okay and not all women are. Cranky during that time of the month but she is she's got cramps whatever so she calls for complaining she's like I hate this (%expletive) I hate having cramps I wish I was a man. And the next question if I was a man would we still be together. I'm like you're asked me if I would go -- for you. The answer is no I would not -- okay if you and then she said but aren't you in love with my soul. I was like you happen not if it has a decade."

" Okay that's gonna kind of draw the line. Your soul."

" Hi my name is Dave Thompson and I love my father. But sometimes uses the well to go on that's why I was going to make a website dedicated to motivational messages from my father I was going to college godaddy.com. But when I tried to register it it was already taken it all early eighties godaddy.com. To register godaddy.com. I would own godaddy.com. If you wanna make an impact online godaddy.com has what you need. Dot com names as low as dollar 99 with world class hosting fast and easy web site builders and much more. Be sure to check our revision3.com. Slash godaddy for huge discounts about the ruffled godaddy deals and coats. --"

" But it does -- no reason for no good reason I get pissed off really when I'm driving and I see -- in front of me with a baby on board signed. Economy I don't know why it pisses me off but does like. Because what they're insinuating is that their life is more precious than mine because they have a baby on board that people should be more careful driving around them. Because it's precious cargo. Guess what I'm a productive member of society. I paid taxes that little kid does he not a shift by himself yet. He's more -- funny I guess what that baby is not on board all the time. Now the window when the baby is not on board because of someone's on the freeway and the cars careening out of control they have one chance to -- laughter swerve right it's the -- this. I can't do is back and camera gets run up the road. Not -- just because I not a practiced safe sex and by that I mean I don't get laid it doesn't. You're like -- more valuable than mind."

" It's VS like ice has risen this arrogance about us is air superiority you know really -- get the girl but it's just because I'm doing it the right way clearly you're always bitter. Which you can think about it that's total BS. Because like like we're trying to get the same things that the stakes are getting. We're just willing to wait longer to get it you know like with a nice guys -- to pick that isn't in a hurry that's all I am quite yet it could -- think about it. -- we in the same what is it 680 get a girl became a media we complement those breasts. Loses weight. Let me buy you drinks. So I get that -- you know as they repeat -- thing to say -- say it's different but it's really the same you know it's -- candidate complement."

" Your mind -- a lovely thing and a lovely challenge my beliefs and my core fans. You know let me lives. You up during a difficult time your life because. Doses. Significant time -- software your college your grandpa decided I'll close through them so beautiful in -- matter what ten utility by. You this friendship bracelet because this is symbolic of our friendship because it's round so goes on forever but it also has spirals which signifies growth. And -- I don't know if you noticed it's made out of Opel which are members give birth stone -- reported October and so. Sosa got kind of bluish green tint to it which it not a player by the ocean because -- how much he said he loved going to the beach is a child -- I'll always. I just always want you to have some pain. Something that will remind you of the limitless potential water -- So I can get that -- things to say we want the same thing."

" almost got arrested when times are wishing aids -- a cop. I was not recommended. He pulled me over for speeding and I'm okay -- that -- was -- with -- other ticket presumably you're gonna pulled over and that's a proper shoes on the whole other level. All your lights are wrong when anyone -- I get to the falcons star of the show you want attention I'm already pulling over stopper. Museum the -- at the launch of July Sox. Do you see one more thing. Say one more thing. Source that I hope you get aids."

" Another good one the Magic Johnson got either."

" The real -- with a capital letters. So he says get out of car like for when he was I'm arresting you for wishing -- You -- arrest someone for wishing. I would call that data we have one -- five hope and progress you can do that. You know suck to be in jail for that what -- for -- question. Public -- triple homicide new -- I'm gonna be the corner wishing you don't step in the face but. That's of a separate -- for me in the wishers right. He's about to pissed off kids at birthday hats on."

" The client via telephone by big."

" The truth -- yeah."

" Yeah yeah. Yeah."

" Women love their babies I think the only reason men get excited about babies is because they do come out of the most special place in the whole. World. He came out of there. Let me hold them."

" What was it like."

" I've only been in their briefly."

" Did you see anything marked G. -- This episode."

" The market -- ball. This very attractive woman different victorious he gets stopped and -- must think he's he's he's there -- he's shopping for a wife or girlfriend thing. Well like -- is that -- have an answer because the sale and rather 50% off. -- Like when your brother 100% off today that Kuwait I was proud (%expletive) I'm delighted ma'am gotta hit the home run. Right -- it's that funny but the timing was impeccable and she didn't get it. They got everything that you've -- Thinking because. The navy three and I. That's going to put me in I mean at that point they live. Be free. Now. That's just got even more confused guys like hang on thank you Becky. Please me. I'm Skinner had his romantic -- confused right now I I just started. Mean there's this deal they didn't tell me about where you got one but Sylvia there's nothing to. Then again. Hi this is my manager Rebecca. The -- as soon. He thinks -- rise to be. A 100% all those other thing. Today. To make any money. Like. Bulls did yeah -- yeah."

" Have -- incredible they still left from the email spammers same kind of thing. 'cause he's the -- very generic name like tie. And and then you know like just some bulls are subject like on someone. Let's look suspicious. But I do know the whole time and table look over it up it's like you are afraid aren't. -- My computer just text below. I think nobody knew what I emailed him back on like -- time. Thanks so much for China's -- that -- gone through them. --"

" Employees stories."

" I think you're crazy personality compulsive liar. The person who lies even when it's easier to tell the truth. Lot of people hate this guy because they make it in the big mistake of trying to catch them and their lives losing battle. It is in bad moral lies to cover of the previous tries to get no cons of the reality you'll never win. Best thing -- induced to go with it act like you believe all of their lives to the word because it builds their confidence -- get better. Then ask leading questions to take -- in directions you'd like them to go. These people are build your own adventure stories come to life. And there to be treasured. A new guy college Emmerich who just the best liar I've ever met just like a Picasso of -- they were so just innovative and creative. I would love to ask about things I knew he didn't do consumer's mind we go. -- knowing you didn't go fishing like hey Rick how was your would you be fishing trip yesterday. Number. Talk about 67. Sixties -- has pretty get out say for five because at sixty that's. That's a great fishing net. You who has been -- from dawn to dusk to me about an hour. As -- crazier he would lean more aggressive like like in the more aggressive posture and just make more eye contact like his whole body was saying I dare you to call me immigration laws. I will Jackie -- the throats."

" You caught a salmon a minute."

" For an hour. As impressive. -- used catches him and I don't you debate. The kitchen with my experience. My calculator like an animal. Pays what he's weighed down in the waters -- granite stain on history no. Tossed in a waterfall and by the current my angles which are stronger than stallions. How late this image trying to jump in our ceremonies -- Holy (%expletive) you -- to grizzly bear. After five -- like it was him. That's annoying for an hour but they're going something down it -- there. -- won't kick fair sentence David Graham a bald eagle and lot of freedom. They just call Tom Cruise. "

" My girlfriend loves watching sex in the city had hits such a kitchen help. I mean I love it and would Netflix we can watch like every episode every night for ever. Tickets grade girls -- Netflix you got ran over a 100000 titles online including lots of Blu-ray movies with free shipping both ways to your home. They now have over forty shipping centers almost all deliveries happen just one business day. The Netflix plans start from 499. As a new member you get a no risk two week free trial membership. Check it out at www. Netflix.com. Slash drop off. Somebody kill me."

" Feel like last summer got really trash that this poverty and I was coming out of the bathroom with the party. And I ran into a guy like kind of hard. And I don't wanna get all flights I apologized several times and -- a high five the -- only to realize that as my own reflection of beer -- Yeah so I'm gonna go. The cool thing about it is the perfect and I five is dead on I watch out."

" Do. You looked up and always looked cool. Like you have really good self esteem."

" I was supposed to get these the job after high school supposed to go to the service. -- my -- demo. My grandfather and a -- people about what you were joined the guard interpret. No not dead. Army want less."

" You give me one book and reason hey you know what I'll give you first run I don't -- a talk like -- rest of my god damn my mouth that one that. -- Put your boot. And I hate that stupid commercials they -- the hell you're talking about the one you cranked up every time I walked in the living room. Studio art we do book reports six and most people do it an entire day. That's reason number two. It up you -- ever really. If they have the commercial nudity army to. We get up -- news yeah. Then around for more money."

" All the -- My credit score two. Route towards one -- ego the kiddie bar for lunch awful. Idea general today. Troops moved me every afternoon is. There."

" It's."

" Murder murder -- you already -- this stuff. Gas and get the hotel bills oh lead levels in hello there how that it could. So where -- guys we got some guys are actually acknowledge it at some guys that next clearly and notably he's going to."

" That's the strip club DJ voice obviously."

" I -- my girlfriend is on it's her time of the month okay and not all women are. Cranky during that time of the month but she is she's got cramps whatever so she calls for complaining she's like I hate this (%expletive) I hate having cramps I wish I was a man. And the next question if I was a man would we still be together. I'm like you're asked me if I would go -- for you. The answer is no I would not -- okay if you and then she said but aren't you in love with my soul. I was like you happen not if it has a decade."

" Okay that's gonna kind of draw the line. Your soul."

" Hi my name is Dave Thompson and I love my father. But sometimes uses the well to go on that's why I was going to make a website dedicated to motivational messages from my father I was going to college godaddy.com. But when I tried to register it it was already taken it all early eighties godaddy.com. To register godaddy.com. I would own godaddy.com. If you wanna make an impact online godaddy.com has what you need. Dot com names as low as dollar 99 with world class hosting fast and easy web site builders and much more. Be sure to check our revision3.com. Slash godaddy for huge discounts about the ruffled godaddy deals and coats. --"

" But it does -- no reason for no good reason I get pissed off really when I'm driving and I see -- in front of me with a baby on board signed. Economy I don't know why it pisses me off but does like. Because what they're insinuating is that their life is more precious than mine because they have a baby on board that people should be more careful driving around them. Because it's precious cargo. Guess what I'm a productive member of society. I paid taxes that little kid does he not a shift by himself yet. He's more -- funny I guess what that baby is not on board all the time. Now the window when the baby is not on board because of someone's on the freeway and the cars careening out of control they have one chance to -- laughter swerve right it's the -- this. I can't do is back and camera gets run up the road. Not -- just because I not a practiced safe sex and by that I mean I don't get laid it doesn't. You're like -- more valuable than mind."

" It's VS like ice has risen this arrogance about us is air superiority you know really -- get the girl but it's just because I'm doing it the right way clearly you're always bitter. Which you can think about it that's total BS. Because like like we're trying to get the same things that the stakes are getting. We're just willing to wait longer to get it you know like with a nice guys -- to pick that isn't in a hurry that's all I am quite yet it could -- think about it. -- we in the same what is it 680 get a girl became a media we complement those breasts. Loses weight. Let me buy you drinks. So I get that -- you know as they repeat -- thing to say -- say it's different but it's really the same you know it's -- candidate complement."

" Your mind -- a lovely thing and a lovely challenge my beliefs and my core fans. You know let me lives. You up during a difficult time your life because. Doses. Significant time -- software your college your grandpa decided I'll close through them so beautiful in -- matter what ten utility by. You this friendship bracelet because this is symbolic of our friendship because it's round so goes on forever but it also has spirals which signifies growth. And -- I don't know if you noticed it's made out of Opel which are members give birth stone -- reported October and so. Sosa got kind of bluish green tint to it which it not a player by the ocean because -- how much he said he loved going to the beach is a child -- I'll always. I just always want you to have some pain. Something that will remind you of the limitless potential water -- So I can get that -- things to say we want the same thing."

" almost got arrested when times are wishing aids -- a cop. I was not recommended. He pulled me over for speeding and I'm okay -- that -- was -- with -- other ticket presumably you're gonna pulled over and that's a proper shoes on the whole other level. All your lights are wrong when anyone -- I get to the falcons star of the show you want attention I'm already pulling over stopper. Museum the -- at the launch of July Sox. Do you see one more thing. Say one more thing. Source that I hope you get aids."

" Another good one the Magic Johnson got either."

" The real -- with a capital letters. So he says get out of car like for when he was I'm arresting you for wishing -- You -- arrest someone for wishing. I would call that data we have one -- five hope and progress you can do that. You know suck to be in jail for that what -- for -- question. Public -- triple homicide new -- I'm gonna be the corner wishing you don't step in the face but. That's of a separate -- for me in the wishers right. He's about to pissed off kids at birthday hats on."

" The client via telephone by big."

" The truth -- yeah."

" Yeah yeah. Yeah."