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Weed, Waiters and Drag Queens

Sunday, September 13th, 2009 – running time 12:26
The funniest stand-up comics from across the country take on Cash4Gold, dating, road rage, and astrology.

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Seven nights a week, RooftopComedy.com records live stand-up comedy all around the world and brings you the best of it. These are our favorite jokes about Cash4Gold, dating, road rage, astrology, and a bunch of other hilarious, disgusting, true stuff. I'm sure you have some hilarious jokes about that stuff too, but trust me, this is better. For more jokes that are better than yours, head over to RooftopComedy.com.

The Build up Before the Set Up

Well, I guess having both kneecaps is a plus. Are they hot kneecaps?

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Cash 4 Gold

Hello Cash4Gold? Will you take my Golden Retriever? Hello?

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Road Rage

If a jogger falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, can I get away with it?

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The White Kind of Black

Am I not black enough for you? Because you're not smart enough for me.

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Be Nice to Waiters

Could I substitute mayo on this sandwich for a farted-on napkin? Thanks, A-hole.

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Love Everybody

Loving everybody is a good option. Especially when Ryan Seacrest uses up your supply of hate.

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Nice Gestures

I'm trying to be nice, you're trying to be a jerk. You're the only one succeeding.

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Drag Queen Inspiration

Drag queens get a lot of credit for being bizarre and original. Unmerited praise, I say.

11:30

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Tough Latin Girls

Will you go out with me, bro? Check: Si, No, or Edward James Olmos.

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Comedians: Jeb Cadwell, Cy Amundson, Daniel Kinno, Dan Cummins, Kevin Avery, Mario DiGiorgia, Ty Barnett, Maggie Faris, Chris Garcia, John Mulaney