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Weddings, Romantic Bathing and KFC

Sunday, November 8th, 2009 – running time 11:53
The funniest stand-up comics from across the country take on airports, wedding registries, and KFC.

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Seven nights a week, RooftopComedy.com records live stand-up comedy all around the world and brings you the best of it. These are our favorite jokes about airports, wedding registries, KFC, and a bunch of other hilarious, disgusting, true stuff. I'm sure you have some hilarious jokes about that stuff too, but trust me, this is better. For more jokes that are better than yours, head over to RooftopComedy.com.

Data Entry Really Sucks

How do I hate thee? Let me count the ways... and then input it all into Excel.

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Wedding Registries

I have an idea, honey. Let's just have our ceremony on Facebook.

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Airport Food Court

Excuse me, do you know how to get to the "Up Yours, You A-Hole" Frequent Flyers lounge?

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Romantic Bath

Those are romance bubbles. They mean I love you.

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Kentucky Grilled Chicken

I know fried food is bad for me. Every time I eat some, I add another word to my suicide note.

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Messed Up Moms

Look Billy! What you always wanted! A box of Tampax and an eyelash curler!

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Working at Goodwill

This Second-Hand Store smells like a Third-World dump.

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The News Sucks

This just in: Newscasters suck!

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Amish Weddings

I'll be raising a barn on our wedding night, ifyouknowwhatimean!

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Comedians: Kurt Weitzmann, Dave Waite, James Moore, Chad Daniels, Rob O'Reilly, Andy Sandford, Kira Soltanovich, Ramin Nazer, Graham Elwood, TJ Young