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Models, Puke, and Weiners

Sunday, January 31st, 2010 – running time 14:43
The funniest stand-up comics from across the country take on elementary school, Target, sports movies, and unicorns.

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Seven nights a week, RooftopComedy.com records live stand-up comedy all around the world and brings you the best of it. These are our favorite jokes about elementary school, Target, sports movies, unicorns, and a bunch of other hilarious, disgusting, true stuff. I'm sure you have some hilarious jokes about that stuff too, but trust me, this is better. For more jokes that are better than yours, head over to RooftopComedy.com.

Male Models

Do we need male models? Can we just have hot chicks in men's clothes?

01:09

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Elevator Etiquette

Where's the 'eject' button?

02:32

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My Friend's Favorite Cake

My Friend's Favorite Cake

03:24

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Elementary School

She may be President, but she's still "Patty Puke" to Jackson Elementary, Class of '85.

06:02

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Underdog Sports Movies

We should just name our team 'The Underdogs.' We'd win every game!

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Stupid Target Shoppers

If the doors weren't automatic, some people would never figure out how to get in.

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Predictive Text

I'm going to smash my phone with a rock! Didn't see that coming, did you, Predictive Text?

10:36

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Nickname for My Wiener

It's not that my penis needs a name, but what do I engrave on the trophies?

12:20

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Unicorn Smear Campaign

You can't put a horn on a horse and call it a unicorn! Oh wait, I guess you can.

12:59

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Comedians: Pedro Lima, Andy Ritchie, Chris Porter, Andy Woodhull, Dave Waite, Bryan Gutmann, John Doelling, Isaac Witty, Brendon Walsh, John Ramsey