Cheesy Beer Gags
Thursday, September 18th, 2008 running time 08:05
As you know by now, we here at Scam School pride ourselves on giving you only the very best bar scams. Today we break our streak, and instead present you with four stupid beer gags.
The Eye of Hercules: This one actually fools people, but it's so simple that most people write it off. To make it look you're opening a beer with your eye, remove the bottle cap and set it gently on top of the beer. Get the attention of your mark, place the bottle in your eye socket, and turn the beer as you mime opening the bottle with your eye. Here's the kicker, though: as you do this, make a hissing "Ssssss" sound with your mouth. If you get the sound and acting right, you'll actually fool them!
The Overflow: This is a gag everyone falls for exactly once. Again, if you're the first one to perform it on someone, you can be the jerk he'll remember forever. Just tap your full beer on the mouth of his full one...giving it a good rap but not breaking anything, and in 10 seconds, his beer will be overflowing with foam.
The Levitation: This gag seems to impress the performer more than the audience. By sticking your finger on the top and side of an inverted bottle, you can lift it up. Try it!
Stealing the Dollar: Again, this one's an entry-level gag, but one that everyone loves to play. Set the dollar underneath an inverted beer bottle, and explain that the mark can keep the dollar if he can get out from underneath the bottle without letting it tip over. No touching the bottle, no use of anything else. Once they give up, show that by carefully rolling the bill, you can push the bottle off the edge, and get away scott free.
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" War. This upset a -- school of rock you by godaddy.com."
" And they showed that only knows how to measure volume in pints scans -- the only show dedicated to social engineering at the bar and on the street -- dry -- them by now most of you know that we hear it -- take pride in the fact that we only give you the very best in bars scanning tricks. Well tonight we put an end to all that instead did you."
" C'mon fellas -- that would be."
" Yeah."
" And man enjoying dinner this one's on me."
" Women I just pops up there."
" Watch closely."
" Yeah."
" Yeah we've got a lot of fun here -- but I got a puzzle that'll for the three of you guys."
" You can happen this nice new shiny one dollar bill if you could figure out a way to take it out from underneath this beer bottle without touching the bottle without using anything but your hands."
" And without. Letting the -- all over."
" I think you're going. Let's get it."
" Pretty good actually."
" The man. On the networks yeah. I -- you for the answer."
" So sometimes it's fun just give gags for their own say those three guys interested in that little levitating -- actually got to do is make your fingers are dry and up bottles not so called has condensation on it. But one -- on top one figure on the side the -- together you'll be able to -- just another trip to actually lifted up off the table."
" Mine does someone about twelve seconds but -- with some of the other stuff. You'll have a pretty good night want to give special thanks to my new best friends of the world mister Tom marriage case -- Murphy and Kelly -- they were good sports. You guys want to ridicule me to find me a message boards that revision -- dot com sliced in school -- is about these gangs are you want to share what are your favorites like it directly at Bryant admitted that -- dot com don't forget next episode of going to be hearing. I -- your recipe for stir fried -- until then. -- get a drink."
" Chris I'm your -- annual little journal are sponsors that godaddy.com."
" Keep your personal information away from spammers hackers and you're crazy ex roommates private domain registration from go to any dot com protects your privacy by keeping your address phone number and more out of the public database."
" GoDaddy recently started victory dot CA building. Some restrictions apply these sites to fit your codes and treatment checked out and keep your domain for only six dollars 95 cents some restrictions -- Did your piece of the Internet at -- yet. Dot com."
" The colors are still think."
" Yeah. All these she's that old. But what not and yeah. I. Well we got the audio on that with the into the room migrate because I think we just got her out he. Yeah."
" When I was a weak little -- I was young naive yeah this your specs that textbooks could have in my mind body sold. They're just two things will need to break free from machines attacks on California's two lanes. In an Amazon kindle and Mike please step -- what you're watching right now."
" Amazon kindle isn't evil leader every type paper and -- hundreds of books. Step one. -- ridiculously long lines at school bookstore kindle hasn't built in Amazon's store -- even hired boxing class and -- download right here -- steps to save some money Amazon kindle store offers books for about 30% cheaper than normal prices are also seen a few trees I'm not buying paper and obviously. Step three save your back from the pains of carrying thirty pounds worth of books on your back. The kindle weighs only ten ounces and will fit all of your textbooks plus hundreds more on it. If you use my proven three step program you'll be enlightened by the beauty that is that Amazon kindle. I'm Tyler power in these are my Revision 3 back to school interns rival guy who brought by Adobe media player may have -- With the Adobe media player you can watch your -- three content and more all in one place any time anywhere go to your own screen to download the free Adobe immediately. Or if you've already downloaded the Adobe media player surgeries in three exclusives and add your favorite today."
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Started discussion: September 18, 2008 @ 11:18am GMT
Episode 27 - Cheesy Beer Gags [Discussion]
As you know by now, we here at Scam School pride ourselves on giving you only the very best bar scams. Today we break our streak, and instead present you with four stupid beer gags.
Watch and download this episode of Scam School here.
Minton
about 1 year ago
Slopes you're missing a [ before /url
danhauk
about 1 year ago
I also thought of lifting the bottle with the sides of the bill. Need to find a setup to disqualify that option.
Outtake was hilarious.
Outtake was hilarious.
Minton
about 1 year ago
There is nothing wrong with a little cheese every once and a while!!!
That out take was amazing...how in the hell did he do that???
And a bonus commercial at the end...lucky us
That out take was amazing...how in the hell did he do that???
And a bonus commercial at the end...lucky us
Minton
about 1 year ago
In reply to danhauk:
I also thought of lifting the bottle with the sides of the bill. Need to find a setup to disqualify that option.
Outtake was hilarious.
Outtake was hilarious.
Simply saying the bottle needs to stay inverted or no part of the bottle other than the top of the neck can touch the table would probably work
Mr.Tankard
about 1 year ago
Is that really all there is to "open bottle with eye"? If it is then I do have to say I'm a bit let down. It's kind of like when I found out drunken boxers weren't the highly trained lushes I thought they were.
shwooddotcom
about 1 year ago
In reply to Mr.Tankard:
Is that really all there is to "open bottle with eye"? If it is then I do have to say I'm a bit let down. It's kind of like when I found out drunken boxers weren't the highly trained lushes I thought they were.
LOL... yeah. That's kind of the universal feeling of seeing behind the curtain in magic.
"That's it? That's really all there is to it?"
Magician Jim Steinmeyer has a great quote: "Magicians are guarding an empty vault." However people imagine we do stuff is always better than the actual method. :-/
Murphy1d
about 1 year ago
The Open-beer-with-eye trick FINALLY!
That was definitely the last time I throw you a softball on Stickam.
Now, if I can only get you to do the knuckles on the table trick live....
That was definitely the last time I throw you a softball on Stickam.
Now, if I can only get you to do the knuckles on the table trick live....











