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Scam Hot Chicks at the Bar

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 – running time 08:39
A guaranteed, never fail way to get the hottest girls at the bar to talk with you for at least 20 minutes.

The Setup: By now you know a couple of unbeatable puzzles, but now it's important you learn a few beatable puzzles. Maybe you just want to soften your mark up for the kill. Or maybe you've spotted a hottie that you'd like to make feel smart. Whatever your reason, here are three medium-difficulty match puzzles that are likely to get solved as stump your mark:

#1 - the puppy dog. This one's perfect for the girls. It's cute, cartoony, adorable, and most importantly...solvable. Set up the doggie as pictured. This is the puppy before he got run over. Moving two matches, show the puppy as he looks AFTER he got run over.

#2 - the fishy. Another cute animal puzzle. Set up the fish as pictured, then ask this question: moving only three matches, can you make the fish swim the exact opposite direction?

#3 - the giraffe. This one surprises me...it seems just as likely to stump 'em as be solved. Set up the giraffe as pictured, then ask: moving one match, can you change the orientation of the giraffe? (note the difference here...on the fish, we said he has to be swimming the exact opposite direction. In this case, we just want the giraffe to be facing any other direction).

Don't forget: you're in charge here. If a jealous boyfriend butts in, or if the girls start giving you too much sass, hit 'em up with the teepee puzzle or the four quarters (see episodes 2 and 12). If they really start bugging you, remember there's always the coin on the forehead trick (see episode 3).

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" Yeah yeah the winner of that yeah."

" Yeah. Okay seriously how old are you gonna get the hottest girl at heart and what in the next few. And thank you for buying her a beer at the end until you never underestimate the power of an unbeatable. Puzzled. That was not about what you win or lose it's. How you play the game and if you're worried about losing -- than ideally brings for the girls don't worry about trusting what others can't make it up in the long run. If you have any success stories with this or any other -- pictured above them up towards religion free dot com slash span school any questions -- you advocated -- voice and likeness of submit right indirectly right division three dot com feel that it didn't. Next episode congratulated learning how to create your own circus out of you popsicle sticks until next time they go back end and that is at the game."

" I'll tell -- not a scam my new favorite company Netflix dot com -- over forty shipping centers almost all deliveries have been just one business day. They started just four dollars 99 cents but as -- and you can get a no risk to week. Pre trial membership -- signing up today. At www. Netflix dot com slash games and."

" War. This -- to skip school brought to you by Netflix. "

" Welcome to the only classroom were drinking not only encouraged its mandatory. Scam school the only show dedicated social engineering at the bar and on the street analyst Brian Breslin as most of you know your scams go we teach a lot of unbeatable puzzles. They're great way to scam free drinks. It's not just about the winning sometimes you need. Beatable puzzles for example when you're looking to meet that special someone and strike up a conversation. That's why this segment is for the ladies."

" Do you."

" Yeah."

" Businesses -- immediately outside her iPod was a Muslim. You get it it's probably Easter eggs and get it wrong. I'm not gonna need it -- not comment. It wants to I was in the path of plunging here in fact all right this Christmas and he's -- cartoons."

" This guy right here in the -- You can be be blogging accident and I just don't and as a dog is running this great. There's all there's less frequently than all of sudden. You know run them. Moving -- kids. Kill the dogs -- after he got you know."

" Feel free to move around a reset it if he gets it gets me."

" Since her -- you know. That's created the game has pretty good and wanted to think -- it's logic. -- it and threw it on its. Our banks. Atlanta tasty beverage. When he created. Pets I had one bad sadly. Don't build them into grounds to its. 88 issue. He's been listening to it. We're gonna do believe that. When the opposite directions."

" What does it feel free to experiment currently manages. This happy."

" Let them."

" Almost."

" Now click. Flipping and doing is -- anything you're -- this including an excellent idea that's using June yeah."

" Yeah yeah. Thank you and you'll be cool weather matches. I don't know oh yeah. Yeah. You know that yeah. Yeah this is the first. Ladies and at. Hard."

" It is every night. -- He -- and I gave up to get there again that yeah. Thank you that you is still gonna have you ahead on the third rent act Atlanta. --"

" and the answer I don't. Yes they are the elementary."

" All right so you never heard of this lady Hillary isn't worth it is ridiculous to win back in the yeah. You'll -- that is there any issues Billingsley."

" Blind god."

" He loudly and -- ambulances network -- here how I don't even. Third and final round and it and yeah you think about. -- Little things. Are gonna go out and this is an. Angry at you. That your -- He's looking over them right -- we want to change oriented. We want to be exact things are looking eggs. And again totally different --"

" Selig and occasionally looking constantly trend is gonna. Yeah. I'm -- one yeah."

" We'll meet you like them guessing game show yeah."

" Well yeah. And that's that's the -- is still. Let's create -- exactly. Perhaps looking at different. --"

" Another nice thing is gonna move and one there's only so suddenly matches and then."

" Yeah -- intelligence. It's a -- one."

" Yeah you're thinking around corners and -- I don't blame."

" yeah."

" Yeah yeah the winner of that yeah."

" Yeah. Okay seriously how old are you gonna get the hottest girl at heart and what in the next few. And thank you for buying her a beer at the end until you never underestimate the power of an unbeatable. Puzzled. That was not about what you win or lose it's. How you play the game and if you're worried about losing -- than ideally brings for the girls don't worry about trusting what others can't make it up in the long run. If you have any success stories with this or any other -- pictured above them up towards religion free dot com slash span school any questions -- you advocated -- voice and likeness of submit right indirectly right division three dot com feel that it didn't. Next episode congratulated learning how to create your own circus out of you popsicle sticks until next time they go back end and that is at the game."

" I'll tell -- not a scam my new favorite company Netflix dot com -- over forty shipping centers almost all deliveries have been just one business day. They started just four dollars 99 cents but as -- and you can get a no risk to week. Pre trial membership -- signing up today. At www. Netflix dot com slash games and."

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Started discussion: July 3, 2008 @ 9:01am GMT

Episode 16 - Scam Hot Chicks at the Bar [Discussion]

A guaranteed, never fail way to get the hottest girls at the bar to talk with you for at least 20 minutes.

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calpis
about 1 year ago
Professor Layton!
shwooddotcom
about 1 year ago
In reply to calpis:
Professor Layton!


LOL! Good eye! I noticed the puzzle there, too. Easy, but too cute to pass up.
nightwang
about 1 year ago
I've done the fish one before and I always set it up with a story about "Finding Nemo". Most girls have seen the movie before, so they become really involved in trying to solve it.

Sample of how I set it up:

Me: Hey, have you seen the movie finding Nemo?

Girl: yes (if she says no, just give her a quick summary of what it is)

Me: Ok, Well I got a this puzzle that involves Nemo.

(Set up matches)

Me: You can see we have Nemo swimming in this direction, but he needs to go in the other direction to find his family. Now by only moving three matches you can reunite him with his family.

After I give them the little back story, they will be trying to solve it all night.

BTW: This was probably the funniest show so far.
rabidbadger
about 1 year ago
um? How old these "girls" you hooking up with? :eek:
nextgenxbox
about 1 year ago
Excellent episode as always. 16 for 16!
veras126
about 1 year ago
great show today brian...


gotta try this up very soon...
nextgenxbox
about 1 year ago
Just noticed that really creepy pic they have of Brian straing at that girl. The look in his eyes is just disturbing.... it's an "Yea... you'll do..." look. And by you'll do, I mean "I'm going to torture you."
msmags
about 1 year ago
Great episode! I will carry a box of matches with me always. :D
rabidbadger
about 1 year ago
toothpicks would work, if you don't have matches, most bars have em.
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