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This week, Scam School reveals a computer-generated stack of cards that will allow the dealer to cheat and always win at Texas Holdem! Thanks to programmer Ben Joffe, who wrote a computer simulation and designed special decks of cards that will *always* allow the dealer to win, no matter where the deck is cut.

All you need to do is arrange your deck in the 2-player, 3-player, or 4-player stack and find the right moment to switch your stack for the shuffled cards in a game of holdem. Once your "cooler" is in the game, the player to your right can cut the cards anywhere, and the dealer is always guaranteed to win!

Here's the stack for a 2-player deck:

Here's the stack for a 3-player deck:

Here's the stack for a 4-player deck:

...now remember: when you deal cards for texas holdem, you need to "burn" a card before dealing the flop, the turn, and the river (google the rules for texas holdem if you're fuzzy on the rules). And most importantly, remember that it's totally illegal to defraud people and keep the money... so this is for entertainment purposes only!