The Ash
Thursday, August 21st, 2008 running time 09:37
Effect: Let an entire cigarette burn without the ash falling.
Secret: Hey Kids! SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOU!
But for adults who smoke, here's a way to slowly draw all the attention in the room to you. Insert a long quilting needle into your unlit cigarette. When you light the cigarette, let the ash sit, and in just a few minutes you'll have an ash 2-3 inches long!
Remember, the less you react to this event, the better it'll look. Just act like you'll get around to tapping the ash off any minute...but keep forgetting. How else can you do essentially nothing and get everyone to look over your way?
Highlights
back to school
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8:46, 8:46
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United States
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6:59, 6:59
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Long Beach
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8:43, 8:43
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protective gear
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7:10, 7:10
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back to school
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8:46, 8:46
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United States
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6:59, 6:59
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Long Beach
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8:43, 8:43
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protective gear
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7:10, 7:10
)
Automatically Generated Transcript(may not be 100% accurate) ( more )
" War."
" This -- a -- school brought to you by the national campaign against drunk driving."
" Into the show that proves that while magic will never make you cool. It can make you drunk."
" Scam school the only show dedicated to social engineering at the bar and on the street. I'm your host Ryan president today we're gonna learn a conversation starter awaited draw all the attention to you or a few lucky choice friends it's for smokers only and it's called the N."
" I'm Ryan yeah. And who wins this -- tea and entertaining as voters and yeah. I'm not us. -- and holdings. That's -- smiles and in return to show you as the Aggies you can do what your friends. And yeah. I guess I didn't -- things where where it's beautiful. Like that present yeah. That you guys -- you guys yeah. Yeah I yeah. Long. Yeah needles. Yeah. Has -- yeah. Yeah. And what place has been smoking got in cedar and yeah there's a limited food intake cigarette -- yeah. It's great yeah. The -- all the -- yeah. -- yeah. Should go in yeah its just -- yeah. Yeah. Yeah exactly it's -- music yeah. Yeah well yeah. That. Decided to -- this nobody looks. Yeah totally Tennessee it's eight. -- thinking that it says yeah. All right he's absolutely right yeah I didn't you do this back on the nobody's around like -- yeah. Totally and that's nothing sticking our horizons and -- your tax forget about it when it comes and it's not user packet you normally wouldn't you want to get all of them. Speaking ads that basically want -- special under the special occasion yeah that's -- that I get ahead -- yeah. Right yeah I W got a group of people you want to draw audiences to real or is slowly pull out. Special cigarette into -- friends hadn't got a letter. I don't know -- Actually it -- entire. I -- yeah. And I didn't isn't it. -- We don't need outstrips."
" Thank you."
" You're going to look at -- a little hop artist has responded so fast -- also as an adult is actually. Conductor Keith. So does bring a little bit yeah actually in the filter. I actually costs us -- experts yeah. It was great I didn't think you don't know anyone or whatever. Don't they deal not a big deal to make this I don't think yeah I didn't know about using your mother with a body and you never. Yeah yeah yeah. Anyway yeah just like you put it yeah. You got officially screwed me out how to smoke have broken yeah. Look at these yeah. Ceiling and against us directly presence isn't that. As -- music and you know in the -- somebody figures -- again that's great mainly conversation starter the way to get -- Thank you talk about. -- Needles are yours to yeah. That's that's. Yeah -- don't makes it isn't yeah. And then they got the answer to it is worse. --"
" So remember that key to making the ads work to keep its subtle don't make a big deal about it the more you try to draw attention to over the next going to look. So instead to smuggle cigarettes take your time and watch as one might once people start to notice what's going on if you want to involve a few friends I recommend getting abuse cigarettes and gas in the hall. And not your -- say they smoke there's. Don't ask about halfway through that cigarettes are gonna figure out what's going on again I think it's great."
" I know we'll have stories out there -- do. They should put them at the board that would disagree dot com slash span school and it you have a recommendation for -- like three on the show."
" Right it directly at Bryant revision3.com. Don't forget the next time -- actually like -- learning how to keep your milk from expiring. I had until the drop of antifreeze until then."
" I'm Brian -- with some guys take it."
" that sodas in -- brought you by the national campaign against drunk driving. Here's a quick splash of cold beer the days in 2006 to thirteen 1407. Yeah alcoholic -- driving crashes these fatalities account 32% of the total motor vehicle traffic fatalities in United States. The age groups. It's thirty to 39 -- 49 those of the highest rates of alcohol or motorcycle riders killed in fatal crashes. So we seat belt while your car or -- helmets protective gear -- on a motorcycle as these are your best defenses against an impaired drivers and practice your scandalous and as those you guessed it. Yeah."
" People Japan's improvements needed to record his friends sharpening of the what did surprise. Guest is most loyal samurai for the council. They gave him with a video camera with that he was able to record all of his throws and lady friends at the Rangers you. It was easy all he had to do with us. The modern Japanese flag is actually modeled after the glowing red -- the footage was captured he could easily transferred to his MacBook with its helpful but at the then uploaded to bumper to Putin's predecessor. That original that video camera was lost on the news this is an objective people. Thankfully history is preserve this relic in several different models they can be found in most major electronics -- And although he never had any trouble getting the ladies -- that -- even easy but it emperor returned to cal state Long Beach ball. And that was my Revision 3 back to school interns survival guide brought to -- job something cool that I like to do my job on as I'd like to think it's my MacBook -- at home and asked for parents for money. And others."
" yeah smoke. And it's. Not. Just wait and yeah did you hear."
" Yeah. -- setting -- like exactly. Yeah. I like."
" Through -- yeah yeah thank you for hijacking is that it is yes. That's --"
" War."
" This -- a -- school brought to you by the national campaign against drunk driving."
" Into the show that proves that while magic will never make you cool. It can make you drunk."
" Scam school the only show dedicated to social engineering at the bar and on the street. I'm your host Ryan president today we're gonna learn a conversation starter awaited draw all the attention to you or a few lucky choice friends it's for smokers only and it's called the N."
" I'm Ryan yeah. And who wins this -- tea and entertaining as voters and yeah. I'm not us. -- and holdings. That's -- smiles and in return to show you as the Aggies you can do what your friends. And yeah. I guess I didn't -- things where where it's beautiful. Like that present yeah. That you guys -- you guys yeah. Yeah I yeah. Long. Yeah needles. Yeah. Has -- yeah. Yeah. And what place has been smoking got in cedar and yeah there's a limited food intake cigarette -- yeah. It's great yeah. The -- all the -- yeah. -- yeah. Should go in yeah its just -- yeah. Yeah. Yeah exactly it's -- music yeah. Yeah well yeah. That. Decided to -- this nobody looks. Yeah totally Tennessee it's eight. -- thinking that it says yeah. All right he's absolutely right yeah I didn't you do this back on the nobody's around like -- yeah. Totally and that's nothing sticking our horizons and -- your tax forget about it when it comes and it's not user packet you normally wouldn't you want to get all of them. Speaking ads that basically want -- special under the special occasion yeah that's -- that I get ahead -- yeah. Right yeah I W got a group of people you want to draw audiences to real or is slowly pull out. Special cigarette into -- friends hadn't got a letter. I don't know -- Actually it -- entire. I -- yeah. And I didn't isn't it. -- We don't need outstrips."
" Thank you."
" You're going to look at -- a little hop artist has responded so fast -- also as an adult is actually. Conductor Keith. So does bring a little bit yeah actually in the filter. I actually costs us -- experts yeah. It was great I didn't think you don't know anyone or whatever. Don't they deal not a big deal to make this I don't think yeah I didn't know about using your mother with a body and you never. Yeah yeah yeah. Anyway yeah just like you put it yeah. You got officially screwed me out how to smoke have broken yeah. Look at these yeah. Ceiling and against us directly presence isn't that. As -- music and you know in the -- somebody figures -- again that's great mainly conversation starter the way to get -- Thank you talk about. -- Needles are yours to yeah. That's that's. Yeah -- don't makes it isn't yeah. And then they got the answer to it is worse. --"
" So remember that key to making the ads work to keep its subtle don't make a big deal about it the more you try to draw attention to over the next going to look. So instead to smuggle cigarettes take your time and watch as one might once people start to notice what's going on if you want to involve a few friends I recommend getting abuse cigarettes and gas in the hall. And not your -- say they smoke there's. Don't ask about halfway through that cigarettes are gonna figure out what's going on again I think it's great."
" I know we'll have stories out there -- do. They should put them at the board that would disagree dot com slash span school and it you have a recommendation for -- like three on the show."
" Right it directly at Bryant revision3.com. Don't forget the next time -- actually like -- learning how to keep your milk from expiring. I had until the drop of antifreeze until then."
" I'm Brian -- with some guys take it."
" that sodas in -- brought you by the national campaign against drunk driving. Here's a quick splash of cold beer the days in 2006 to thirteen 1407. Yeah alcoholic -- driving crashes these fatalities account 32% of the total motor vehicle traffic fatalities in United States. The age groups. It's thirty to 39 -- 49 those of the highest rates of alcohol or motorcycle riders killed in fatal crashes. So we seat belt while your car or -- helmets protective gear -- on a motorcycle as these are your best defenses against an impaired drivers and practice your scandalous and as those you guessed it. Yeah."
" People Japan's improvements needed to record his friends sharpening of the what did surprise. Guest is most loyal samurai for the council. They gave him with a video camera with that he was able to record all of his throws and lady friends at the Rangers you. It was easy all he had to do with us. The modern Japanese flag is actually modeled after the glowing red -- the footage was captured he could easily transferred to his MacBook with its helpful but at the then uploaded to bumper to Putin's predecessor. That original that video camera was lost on the news this is an objective people. Thankfully history is preserve this relic in several different models they can be found in most major electronics -- And although he never had any trouble getting the ladies -- that -- even easy but it emperor returned to cal state Long Beach ball. And that was my Revision 3 back to school interns survival guide brought to -- job something cool that I like to do my job on as I'd like to think it's my MacBook -- at home and asked for parents for money. And others."
" yeah smoke. And it's. Not. Just wait and yeah did you hear."
" Yeah. -- setting -- like exactly. Yeah. I like."
" Through -- yeah yeah thank you for hijacking is that it is yes. That's --"
Murphy1d
Started discussion: August 21, 2008 @ 11:18am GMT
Episide 23 - Long Ash Cigarette [Discussion]
Effect: Let an entire cigarette burn without the ash falling.
Watch or download the episode here.
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When I saw the show post, I thought that this was going to be the first "phoned in" episode of Scam School. "Oh boy, this looks like a dime-store gag like disappearing ink or fake poo."
But after Brian explained that NOT telling people the scam would be more fun than telling, it made so much sense. That's the fun, having people start to point, stare, and even make bets behind your back. I may have someone try it this weekend at a party.
BTW - If you need to borrow a cigarette or lighter to pull the gag, putting down a smoker to their face is not the way to say thank you. I'm just sayin... :rolleyes:
joebounty
about 1 year ago
yea, its always sad to see people puttin down smokers. im use to it though.
hellhound
about 1 year ago
sorry.. but already know how it's done... I did a google search for Bar tricks when saw the 1st Scam School and this trick was already on 90% of the results (posibbly exaggerated).
Whats next? "reburn" a match? where you take a magic marker and color a match black and pretend to re-ignite it?
sorry if abit too negative but I look foreward to Scam School SOOO much every week.. and to see something that is one of the 1st few tricks on barbet websites is abit disappointing.
Shwood... do us internet search savvy folks a favor and dont rehash stuff we can already see on:
http://easybartricks.com/
http://www.funpartytricks.com/
Altho I'm sure you dont wanna let your good stuff go and are willing to make a vid showing stuff thats already out there...
NIM and the "quarters in a diamond into a str8 line" stuff was new, deceptively simple and altho hasnt won me free drinks (I rarely go to bars) but has allowed me to chill at a party and have others have to run around to coolers, BBQs etc and fetch me food and drinks as their losing wagers. (totally sweet).
I even had to break up a fight, when doing NIM, when one brother was trying to tell another brother what matches to get... "WTF? You shoulda grabbed 1 match there!!!".. "No you D**khead then he'da grabbed 2 matches" etc... LOL
Did you know you are contributing to the destruction of families? :)
Whats next? "reburn" a match? where you take a magic marker and color a match black and pretend to re-ignite it?
sorry if abit too negative but I look foreward to Scam School SOOO much every week.. and to see something that is one of the 1st few tricks on barbet websites is abit disappointing.
Shwood... do us internet search savvy folks a favor and dont rehash stuff we can already see on:
http://easybartricks.com/
http://www.funpartytricks.com/
Altho I'm sure you dont wanna let your good stuff go and are willing to make a vid showing stuff thats already out there...
NIM and the "quarters in a diamond into a str8 line" stuff was new, deceptively simple and altho hasnt won me free drinks (I rarely go to bars) but has allowed me to chill at a party and have others have to run around to coolers, BBQs etc and fetch me food and drinks as their losing wagers. (totally sweet).
I even had to break up a fight, when doing NIM, when one brother was trying to tell another brother what matches to get... "WTF? You shoulda grabbed 1 match there!!!".. "No you D**khead then he'da grabbed 2 matches" etc... LOL
Did you know you are contributing to the destruction of families? :)
xibalba
about 1 year ago
Wondered when this ep was coming been over a month since ya posted that long ash pic on twitter...If you smoke Natural American Spirits you can long ash with out a needle or anything do to them being packed tight but you have to move a tad slower than normal and make no sudden moves or it breaks.
umm why complain about a trick just because it has been done before? I personally have seen almost all these tricks before. A few I haven't but I don't complain about the ones i know about.
umm why complain about a trick just because it has been done before? I personally have seen almost all these tricks before. A few I haven't but I don't complain about the ones i know about.
Guytheninja
about 1 year ago
HA. I love that sponsor. The "Campaign Against Drunk Driving" is sponsoring a show about how to win free drinks in a bar. What will be next --- The American Lung Association??? :D :D
Interesting episode, too bad I don't smoke.
Interesting episode, too bad I don't smoke.
EvanSawRed
about 1 year ago
Saw this trick a while ago, but enjoyed the episode :) Also like the blooperish clip after the credits!
xShadowAngelx
about 1 year ago
Just an idea
Well, I've known about this one for a while, but I don't smoke. Anyways, I think it would have been better if you made a bet with them, see who can make the longest ash without it breaking. You could even borrow a cig from them and slip in the needle when they don't notice. Pretend to balance it when you do it, boom! Another episode for free drinks.
xShadowAngelx
about 1 year ago
In reply to Guytheninja:
HA. I love that sponsor. The "Campaign Against Drunk Driving" is sponsoring a show about how to win free drinks in a bar. What will be next --- The American Lung Association??? :D :D
Interesting episode, too bad I don't smoke.
Interesting episode, too bad I don't smoke.
LMAO - I didn't even notice that... Thats kind'a funny xD
oepapel
about 1 year ago
Better trick...
My grandmother was a smoker until the day she died and she had a way cooler way of smoking a cigarette...Her hands shook constantly but she would light a cigarette and then just let the ash grow until she got to the filter and then in one practised movement, she would snuff it out. She had become so used to smoking that even though she was in her 80s and her hands never stopped shaking, she never once ashed mid-cigarette. No needles here since the cigarette crumpled when she snuffed it out at the end.
I remember having long chats with her on various subjects, only half listening because I was mesmerized by that ash.
This trick is a pale imitation of that. Not only can you burn yourself on the hot needle if the end strays from the center of the filter but you could do some damage to yourself with a hot needle if you forget and try to snuff the cigarette out when you are done.
I really like this show but this episode was far below the standard set by other episodes.
norbiu
about 1 year ago
I hated how he was putting down the smokers, buy anyway, did anyone notice the blond girl in the background? She was also on the "Clever Match Trick Scores Free Drinks" episode. Weird...










