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The Alien Scalpel

Tuesday, February 5th, 2008 – running time 15:01
If you've come to this episode of Web Drifter looking for crazy, you're about to be disappointed. But if you've come looking for creepy and weird, we're about to make your day.

If you've come to this episode of Web Drifter looking for crazy, you're about to be disappointed. But if you've come looking for creepy and weird, we're about to make your day.

Dr. Roger Leir isn't your typical Web Drifter target. He has a thriving podiatry practice in Thousand Oaks, just outside of Los Angeles. In talking to him, he comes off as quite sane and learned. Moreover, the nurses and staff at his practice seem to have a good deal of respect for him. And on the walls of his examining room you'll see signed headshots of the many celebrities he's fixed the feet of.

So given all this, why would we put him on the show? Well, to say Dr. Leir is just a well-regarded doctor to the stars is inadequate. No, he's a marvelous topic for Web Drifter because he's also a doctor to people who get stuff implanted in their bodies from beyond the stars. Really weird alien stuff that no one can provide a compelling, non-extra terrestrial argument as to how it got there. But regardless of how these things got in, Dr. Leir and his steady scalpel can take them out.

Dr. Leir has extracted about a baker's dozen alien implants from his patients' bodies. And they're not merely things that people may not have noticed they stepped on while stumbling around drunk out back in the shed. There are usually no entry wounds, and the objects have bizarre characteristics such as radio signals emanating from them and the ability to move independently under the patient's skin. Typically, they're of an odd shape, comprised of an unknown element, and encased in a gelatinous membrane that cannot be cut using a surgeon's sharp scalpel.

So what are these things, and from where did they come? Is Dr. Leir just sick of examining peoples' filthy, diseased feet and looking for the excitement of lecturing at UFO conferences and appearing on Coast To Coast AM with Art Bell, or is he the real deal, a man on the brink of medical discoveries that could well alter our conception of the universe? Watch this episode of Web Drifter and decide for yourself...

Highlights
high school ( 7:27, 7:27 ) warm weather ( 4:15, 4:15 ) saline implants ( 1:15, 1:15 ) Thousand Oaks California ( 1:10, 1:10 ) high school ( 7:27, 7:27 ) warm weather ( 4:15, 4:15 ) saline implants ( 1:15, 1:15 ) Thousand Oaks California ( 1:10, 1:10 )

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" Doctor Roger layer. This shirt from what am -- web sites of all time aliens helpful -- count on regular guys like my homepage and I wake up every morning I copy that all right. When did you first remove your fingers at him and -- well we did this in August 99. And what what -- doing when you resolve that occasionally there are presented you take this crazy. Hired anything my god there actually is an alien -- in this thing."

" Exactly right the only reason I did you hear in the first place with the group that was -- biggest bag that they're. We did take things was very extraordinary that I hadn't seen. For him like years. Africa where. Hundreds of thousands. Of -- has --"

" I hear podiatrist look at that as soon get a get a doctorate and moving and well I don't know doctor yeah when those came later judged chicken and saw some patient and here's just came as that I got this thing in my flight. Don't know what it is and you pull that out of my god this is something I've never seen before well not quite it was someone who has this."

" Yeah in a phenomenal. And they he showed me is senator X rays with an object and -- actually two the so. Intimidating that -- left overs from maybe if previous blitzer. Because -- oh wire medals have -- Put back together. Though classical you know what makes you think these yourself -- usual well -- got his abduction has her hands. Though he's got another case. Besides the -- case. It was and case and get the services in general surgeon."

" I was OpenId is not allowed to extract an alien implant from hadn't -- Who we don't operate in January bum ankle publishers of the state of Georgia. But Kelly."

" What can you know and Georgia and I think but California is ankle -- below thing so anyway. We did the two cases. Though August of nineteen."

" And how did you know once you removed -- that it was in fact an Elliott and -- how did you know that it wasn't just something from a former medical procedure just something that is bad you ladies stepped down. Walking around a farm."

" Well -- reliably examiner and the gentleman with an object in the back of his hand -- Syria there was -- wound. No star. No nothing and the abject. Removed from -- pretty good. Something -- You know when inmates have got her warm weather it'll there was nothing. That was a -- do strange things --"

" kind of strange thing we had that persuasion to and that's the thing is very powerful local anesthetic. For a horse. And she underwent hip. Because issues that. And when we can actually subject with a surgical instrument. Kick your foot off the table -- The that's a little bit unusual path that we had to reestablish that and -- again. You know apple and color as -- Moved its so weird. -- She she gave that to a legal battle. Actually. It was covered this crazy looking member of that blown. Answer raptor. We're all anxious relatives since. Scalable way which is very short. Dread cut through this -- it couldn't get through it. Well for this particular patient and good medical -- And to the other side. Where we remove this little candle. Shia -- also. Also peace and he couldn't hear that when it. Then when we did fellow with the abject."

" Bag in which -- So. You couldn't get -- So at that -- I didn't. And -- And we got them in the these different. You know. The first clue. Maybe really -- What we've got -- Laboratory reports that. Soft -- Because as you know you can't really get any -- instead of human without the body -- you rejected. Or have an inflammatory response."

" Tractor ride you unless you're putting something inside him by news in orifice. Well even or as many women do reject me from that yeah -- that's true. Especially with a large complementary. How many -- and I've been removed now since 1995. We've done thirteen surgeries today thirteen in -- two other doctors refer women when they. Indicates maybe another podiatrist -- bankers it's well I don't know what to do it then then a guy called doctor -- right you know now. Now the man who lives scalpel dot com. No like -- Everyone from positions through plumbers to oversee I have for a program that Asian. Fills these weird stories. About an how many of those images turn out to -- crazy about nine yeah. Maybe over it and so how come we haven't read about this and like the journal science. Are you know -- to us in medical schools. In our science classes as high school students is as all being covered up. Well that's."

" Very good question -- have absolutely no answer. Baghdad. Believe -- this way and that is certain information -- it's supposed to be. In the public. Arena with -- academics answer newspapers. Washington or Iraq or someplace else it doesn't get there and it doesn't get to -- here. There's some ultimate control. Information. I mean this solvent yeah eighths. This you know look at it and you'll did you write an article. Yeah now let let's play themselves and academic positions of -- fewer academic lives. Tenured professors university. Anything from master. Biochemistry. Case."

" Well -- that's that's held this Friday action right let's take a look at this all right favor that you're gonna have your job on. We have one -- that was -- with the university you know San Diego the end of her press conference at the fiftieth anniversary here as well he -- all about this stuff. Back -- no job. How does it tenured professor I have no job the government they. Took away his department. It is cynical as all the Arnold multiplied cause it department environmental science. So what do you do when you take one of these -- implants out do you keep -- does the patient is to keep it. That ruined vision as -- as we have -- to release I would never let. Well that all right yeah isn't it I would give it right where you went out and tell anybody. -- you recommend people do that. I -- insults -- that I got your advantage. I shouldn't. Well economic kind of -- to do right now is I think it might have an alien implant but we've gone examining room and you take a look at it absolutely."

" I don't see in. -- bumps or anything sticking around -- If you think you. Weird dreams that -- all. I recommend that you actually pay it -- did you like some hit list with with the aliens because they're gone all this work of implanting these things and people. And then you come along and you take a -- out. They probably don't like that well that's been suggested the floor of mines minister -- but the the other groups suggest that. Influence supposed to take him well and they wouldn't let me. Are you scared of the aliens."

" I would say no but I call. There's been so many individuals. And alien beings and that says there would never scared. That you live here."

" As I began to think about that and maybe they have a way of inducing fear and."

" And let me -- don't -- us. You can assume that these bad news. Nuclear fusion. -- he's having I think it can close two. Oh press they have a wave -- here sir."

" Keep you away so it com. Somebody gets what you always hear about the anal probe kind of things to get to the attract colleges that that removes her Gaza."

" I think out of all the medical experimentation. That I read her. And literature. You. The least amount. Yeah."

" All right yeah he's bigger than those people move however like -- stuff up -- yeah that must exploiting attention because it's it's a joke. Anybody these people's. Even organized disinformation. They can beat out to the public on your good -- Yeah."

" What you're going to see isn't actually is yeah. And individuals who believe -- object that night. It now who is this -- every unit tell me is there anything well worth it these -- male bunnies for. California. You have posters buses. The -- and played them play this country. This is this is that is that right primaries all. Of these are not -- Very what's this here. Hello this is the team and and I. And -- And so visible. Cells businesses to bolster. Its. Pretty well --"

" Well that's available here -- in the examining room it was until it is removed nine pins have hit it. The only thing this. Would you really do that right now -- and I have. I can do it especially if you give -- that an -- Or whatever of Rhode Island alone I can both boy you're really here. --"

" I mean there's."

" Well there is caught Chris. Directors if you like that you know you'll love geek entertainment TV star and I've read this and look. Here are few good reasons."

" The this this shocked restaurant and I heard a rumor. That your day a few good reasons why shouldn't sleep if you. Can and tell me about them and can't. The man cannon. Did you make this let. A few good reasons like -- go to conferences. How quickly ate it -- thirty and Chad. I wouldn't advise it. So have you -- Richard Stallman Tony winner -- Donna what's your state Stuart. Limit her neighbors -- it how -- your stack."

" A few reasons why shouldn't we line."

" 500 less than three feet my friend why are you wearing that Eagles start. Because an evil you mean it is famous deep containment he need not be held -- adverse reactions. Doesn't know what -- did you scratching remnants of rashes swelling and the middle school when."

" entertainment dot TV."

" This Valentine's Day I'm going to -- Frederick -- of all of my favorite seems -- he -- women. And I can do it cheaply and heights Ohio thanks to virgin America's five date pre Valentine's days now. You can't you just put your flight at virgin America dot com by February 8 in -- by a not to take advantage of these. Just keep your hands seven -- seven to figure out."

" Oh hey you know when I first got and this Web Drifter racket when the first site that one hit -- aliens scalpel that count it's the site of the die interest who now specializes in removing alien implant. I'm here in his office in Thousand Oaks, California. And I'm really excited to meet him. Because I think that I might have you saline implants myself let's go get inspected."

" Doctor Roger layer. This shirt from what am -- web sites of all time aliens helpful -- count on regular guys like my homepage and I wake up every morning I copy that all right. When did you first remove your fingers at him and -- well we did this in August 99. And what what -- doing when you resolve that occasionally there are presented you take this crazy. Hired anything my god there actually is an alien -- in this thing."

" Exactly right the only reason I did you hear in the first place with the group that was -- biggest bag that they're. We did take things was very extraordinary that I hadn't seen. For him like years. Africa where. Hundreds of thousands. Of -- has --"

" I hear podiatrist look at that as soon get a get a doctorate and moving and well I don't know doctor yeah when those came later judged chicken and saw some patient and here's just came as that I got this thing in my flight. Don't know what it is and you pull that out of my god this is something I've never seen before well not quite it was someone who has this."

" Yeah in a phenomenal. And they he showed me is senator X rays with an object and -- actually two the so. Intimidating that -- left overs from maybe if previous blitzer. Because -- oh wire medals have -- Put back together. Though classical you know what makes you think these yourself -- usual well -- got his abduction has her hands. Though he's got another case. Besides the -- case. It was and case and get the services in general surgeon."

" I was OpenId is not allowed to extract an alien implant from hadn't -- Who we don't operate in January bum ankle publishers of the state of Georgia. But Kelly."

" What can you know and Georgia and I think but California is ankle -- below thing so anyway. We did the two cases. Though August of nineteen."

" And how did you know once you removed -- that it was in fact an Elliott and -- how did you know that it wasn't just something from a former medical procedure just something that is bad you ladies stepped down. Walking around a farm."

" Well -- reliably examiner and the gentleman with an object in the back of his hand -- Syria there was -- wound. No star. No nothing and the abject. Removed from -- pretty good. Something -- You know when inmates have got her warm weather it'll there was nothing. That was a -- do strange things --"

" kind of strange thing we had that persuasion to and that's the thing is very powerful local anesthetic. For a horse. And she underwent hip. Because issues that. And when we can actually subject with a surgical instrument. Kick your foot off the table -- The that's a little bit unusual path that we had to reestablish that and -- again. You know apple and color as -- Moved its so weird. -- She she gave that to a legal battle. Actually. It was covered this crazy looking member of that blown. Answer raptor. We're all anxious relatives since. Scalable way which is very short. Dread cut through this -- it couldn't get through it. Well for this particular patient and good medical -- And to the other side. Where we remove this little candle. Shia -- also. Also peace and he couldn't hear that when it. Then when we did fellow with the abject."

" Bag in which -- So. You couldn't get -- So at that -- I didn't. And -- And we got them in the these different. You know. The first clue. Maybe really -- What we've got -- Laboratory reports that. Soft -- Because as you know you can't really get any -- instead of human without the body -- you rejected. Or have an inflammatory response."

" Tractor ride you unless you're putting something inside him by news in orifice. Well even or as many women do reject me from that yeah -- that's true. Especially with a large complementary. How many -- and I've been removed now since 1995. We've done thirteen surgeries today thirteen in -- two other doctors refer women when they. Indicates maybe another podiatrist -- bankers it's well I don't know what to do it then then a guy called doctor -- right you know now. Now the man who lives scalpel dot com. No like -- Everyone from positions through plumbers to oversee I have for a program that Asian. Fills these weird stories. About an how many of those images turn out to -- crazy about nine yeah. Maybe over it and so how come we haven't read about this and like the journal science. Are you know -- to us in medical schools. In our science classes as high school students is as all being covered up. Well that's."

" Very good question -- have absolutely no answer. Baghdad. Believe -- this way and that is certain information -- it's supposed to be. In the public. Arena with -- academics answer newspapers. Washington or Iraq or someplace else it doesn't get there and it doesn't get to -- here. There's some ultimate control. Information. I mean this solvent yeah eighths. This you know look at it and you'll did you write an article. Yeah now let let's play themselves and academic positions of -- fewer academic lives. Tenured professors university. Anything from master. Biochemistry. Case."

" Well -- that's that's held this Friday action right let's take a look at this all right favor that you're gonna have your job on. We have one -- that was -- with the university you know San Diego the end of her press conference at the fiftieth anniversary here as well he -- all about this stuff. Back -- no job. How does it tenured professor I have no job the government they. Took away his department. It is cynical as all the Arnold multiplied cause it department environmental science. So what do you do when you take one of these -- implants out do you keep -- does the patient is to keep it. That ruined vision as -- as we have -- to release I would never let. Well that all right yeah isn't it I would give it right where you went out and tell anybody. -- you recommend people do that. I -- insults -- that I got your advantage. I shouldn't. Well economic kind of -- to do right now is I think it might have an alien implant but we've gone examining room and you take a look at it absolutely."

" I don't see in. -- bumps or anything sticking around -- If you think you. Weird dreams that -- all. I recommend that you actually pay it -- did you like some hit list with with the aliens because they're gone all this work of implanting these things and people. And then you come along and you take a -- out. They probably don't like that well that's been suggested the floor of mines minister -- but the the other groups suggest that. Influence supposed to take him well and they wouldn't let me. Are you scared of the aliens."

" I would say no but I call. There's been so many individuals. And alien beings and that says there would never scared. That you live here."

" As I began to think about that and maybe they have a way of inducing fear and."

" And let me -- don't -- us. You can assume that these bad news. Nuclear fusion. -- he's having I think it can close two. Oh press they have a wave -- here sir."

" Keep you away so it com. Somebody gets what you always hear about the anal probe kind of things to get to the attract colleges that that removes her Gaza."

" I think out of all the medical experimentation. That I read her. And literature. You. The least amount. Yeah."

" All right yeah he's bigger than those people move however like -- stuff up -- yeah that must exploiting attention because it's it's a joke. Anybody these people's. Even organized disinformation. They can beat out to the public on your good -- Yeah."

" What you're going to see isn't actually is yeah. And individuals who believe -- object that night. It now who is this -- every unit tell me is there anything well worth it these -- male bunnies for. California. You have posters buses. The -- and played them play this country. This is this is that is that right primaries all. Of these are not -- Very what's this here. Hello this is the team and and I. And -- And so visible. Cells businesses to bolster. Its. Pretty well --"

" Well that's available here -- in the examining room it was until it is removed nine pins have hit it. The only thing this. Would you really do that right now -- and I have. I can do it especially if you give -- that an -- Or whatever of Rhode Island alone I can both boy you're really here. --"

" I mean there's."

" Well there is caught Chris. Directors if you like that you know you'll love geek entertainment TV star and I've read this and look. Here are few good reasons."

" The this this shocked restaurant and I heard a rumor. That your day a few good reasons why shouldn't sleep if you. Can and tell me about them and can't. The man cannon. Did you make this let. A few good reasons like -- go to conferences. How quickly ate it -- thirty and Chad. I wouldn't advise it. So have you -- Richard Stallman Tony winner -- Donna what's your state Stuart. Limit her neighbors -- it how -- your stack."

" A few reasons why shouldn't we line."

" 500 less than three feet my friend why are you wearing that Eagles start. Because an evil you mean it is famous deep containment he need not be held -- adverse reactions. Doesn't know what -- did you scratching remnants of rashes swelling and the middle school when."

" entertainment dot TV."