Open Up and Say, "Ohhhh!"
Tuesday, December 11th, 2007 running time 16:43
Martin web drifts the site of a doctor and his wife who "treat" people that get turned on by hospitals and medical devices. After watching this, you may stop Tivoing "Grey's Anatomy."
You don't have to spend much time on the Internet to realize that it's just lousy with perved out weirdos. There's a website for every sexual fetish you can imagine, and many more for ones you could never, ever imagine. Turned on by women coughing? Here you go. How about having sex with ferocious monsters? Go wild.
Now, you're probably thinking: that's all pretty tame stuff. Okay, hotshot, how about being mummified in Ace Bandages with an buzzing electric catheter up your urethra and a cold steel speculum spreading your ass open to ready it for your hot vodka enema? Chances are when you played doctor as a kid, none of that was involved. Unless perhaps you grew up in Germany.
But that's precisely the kind of malpractice that goes on at MedicalToys.com. People who get turned on by hospitals and medical devices likely set this remarkably bizarre site as their home page. WebMD this is not. And if you're really into this kind of thing, you can travel to far northern California to the clinic of Dr. Sebastian Wood and Nurse Laural to do a little more than turn your head and cough.
Martin Sargent checked in to that very clinic, and he'll be the first to tell you that spending 45 minutes in a straight jacket and a sensory deprivation gimp mask while being wheeled around on a gurney will forever change a man in fundamental, elemental ways. And you thought getting a prostate exam was uncomfortable....
Watch it!
Highlights
best seller
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2:26, 2:26
)
Han Solo
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9:44, 9:44
)
Ben Franklin
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3:06, 3:06
)
sensory deprivation
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8:06, 9:20, 8:06, 9:20
)
best seller
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2:26, 2:26
)
Han Solo
(
9:44, 9:44
)
Ben Franklin
(
3:06, 3:06
)
sensory deprivation
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8:06, 9:20, 8:06, 9:20
)
Automatically Generated Transcript(may not be 100% accurate) ( more )
" Want to build web site about aliens or your time machine for me to -- to use the promo code drifter walking when registering your domain name and godaddy.com. Received 10% off your order. Okay see -- in the underground bunker we're hiding from the state people. Godaddy.com. Well I guess there's not a while back. -- As you can imagine ever since that. I -- crippling fear of doctors and hospitals. I've been trying to figure out a way to replace those -- medical laboratories. On pleasurable ones."
" And that's why I've come here this and it was office. I know it doesn't look like but."
" Actually the written order headquarters of one -- that Internet medical -- If there's anywhere I can forge new happy relationship with the medical scientists. Here here ready to do it. Let's go over and."
" It's."
" Smells like wait yes."
" I'm Steve Martin yes -- would the media -- I NN senior here some therapy today. -- but there's floral show you them."
" This is our. Warehouse. And at the heart and the medical waste operations here."
" And yeah. But he has gotten expensive partners have done a damn well it definitely. Thousand brought out of the 8000 different parts of medical centers and you that but can you show me thumbing your best seller. And be more than happy to hear -- that you could. Some of our most popular items. And at the like -- that he is there on the Lionel trains around the Christmas tree yeah we plug you in. -- thinks. So here we had the tool electrode. The flight simulator hello this goes up. The ass and -- shots near the I don't give your -- at Princeton -- the cigarette -- Helped -- you know when Ben Franklin discovered electricity I think that putting it -- that -- what this thing. You asking about it sellers. Well you know I don't know where you go we have yet double balloon and Roman consul. And so you can imagine where you stick us. -- On -- course you can. Now this looks like something like washed up on the beach and that's what this that -- thing."
" Yeah. So -- did you fitted today if you like."
" Okay. A lot of our -- and penis -- cylinders."
" You know -- Discriminate. For the ladies Wheatley offerings will resign as well so you -- the vagina."
" Large but you vacuum. Actually aren't as active club XX large puts it -- pretty impressive on each morning. Yeah. I think you'll feel it is this is like this is like the -- it. Was. I mean plus. If you -- hot. -- really large Campbell. Stressed there -- very -- woman."
" Thanks a couple of gospel one -- like. While we're put that down for. --"
" You know it's not all -- we actually live this is a lifestyle. And that's one of the beauties of the business we can have the products yeah."
" Employees. We're all. I think he would come down the real discussion we'll products. All right this stuff is the word -- this thing through we're okay. Let's go to click -- and come on. Itself. Is where we make that happen. -- It felt that the guys adult diapers. Because I think that is myself -- this is amazing. So this is -- our attention. This is where we felt that as all of our products because we can't sell our products to some of the most we've tested ourselves we'll start right out here bell what does this looks like that -- yeah. -- gymnastics classes. Well it's cool. We actually got -- our patients over on this would and like. But this. Yeah. But high in the air and yeah what happens OS we have -- restrained and didn't -- not easy access to their privates to. -- Doctor look at what's the biggest thing you've ever showed up your ass. They. Did pretty yeah. Several. Let's think he'll look at the wall that's there it is -- whips. Up glutamate. Baggage handlers. Actually made the Blogosphere used to be a good movie you know those both -- you know. At what what. This is light -- his wife had. Well what the -- right here that's something you like pop. Go ahead it. And construct that onion. They should. This prevents is the you know of the network yeah yeah I. -- Artwork on Saturday night that. We might progressed to. Something well well. Yeah yeah."
" The we have our crack knuckles back you know these I was -- So when you've -- overt. Restraining down to -- wonderful product testing mission there. -- is known. In her."
" It's I like that AFLAC right and I. Let -- crack. -- track. Movements this over here. Well we have. You absolutely you name."
" I. I tell -- quite a few stories Playboy playmates that would happen very evil all right yeah."
" Is comfortable these. And people have been bought them with little. That's class voter that I'll definitely. So I'll probably get some pretty bad book like this -- yeah we've actually got a Clancy -- Absolutely loved yet -- that's argued sensory deprivation but yeah."
" Hot off the manufacturing lines."
" You know yeah yeah yeah -- does keep improving the hopes and deprivation. That's right. Averages like had sex anymore as it always that in with the -- yeah speculative that government agencies. We're here we have are probably expecting that. So what we'll do is -- put occasion here."
" And it. One case that -- poverty. In this and we've got you know where we."
" Our communitarian we didn't. Yeah is that he did it we would. All of them -- backed. Up. You're -- that -- sucked all the era near an. And I think we hear that click along with that. I would just do about it. The units of the all time here that is what it looks like -- Yeltsin because Iraq are. Says that while his usual laureate."
" Well you know okay. -- you."
" So any excuse -- sensory deprivation now. Partners I'd be here very nice case entirely accurate yeah. We'll get after that we. -- Han Solo or that I. Right beside me. Your music. Yeah. Yeah. Okay you know. Let's shut down the Pacific glad bag. What about the first time ago. --"
" And this."
" Different strokes particular folks. -- The problem. With that like to -- sensory deprived like that."
" Or permanent problem and it departments or things Ronald flick its erotic and his -- probably long --"
" In the early part of --"
" Yeah -- professional. Don't try. I don't want to try. They're. I think that president let's take that you can take this from the nurses. And we hit Martin's first straitjacket."
" Or mute and this is seriously I was. You may experience hallucinations which opposes it hallucination. So don't think yeah three slowly. It certainly let you out at least. -- aren't --"
" So what you think that this medical fetish stuff."
" Popular crews. All of them."
" Hey Martin now it's time it is experience the lab we haven't shown again."
" So don't worry you're in good hands nurses. The game away."
" Now wanted to bring out for a little while."
" Well. Goal."
" All. Yeah yeah."
" Let's say they weren't so it's all tied up."
" And finally turned it over you."
" Let's get about it. -- think that might get around yeah."
" I thought -- imparted. That's okay."
" He didn't politico hopeful. -- Well. You bet it it -- yeah."
" Okay. You Hudson's -- nurses differently we've seen this before. --"
" okay guys let's get this place cleaned up are denying. Yet."
" They director -- if you like this show you'll love geek entertainment TV star and I've read this Wednesday. -- Morning here are few good reasons each -- X."
" He. Hides as Britney yeah becoming a -- and all that the that. This is the shock -- run that I heard a rumor. I heard that you're getting a few good. She's -- and played video games but and a Canon coming about the man cannon. The man cannon. Did you make this let. A few good reasons why didn't she go to conferences. How quickly ate it at thirty and ten. I wouldn't advise it. So have you hermit -- on mentally twitter -- on what's your state Stuart. When it's hardly ever say it how -- your stack."
" A few reasons why shouldn't wait in line."
" Different 500 lets -- There is feet my friend why are you wearing that -- Because an evil you mean it is famous deep into enemy TV cannot be held -- adverse reaction to. Doesn't know what shall be itching scratching redness rashes swelling and they're dental appointments."
" Entertainment dot TV."
" Want to build web site about aliens or your time machine for me to -- to use the promo code drifter walking when registering your domain name and godaddy.com. Received 10% off your order. Okay see -- in the underground bunker we're hiding from the state people. Godaddy.com. Well I guess there's not a while back. -- As you can imagine ever since that. I -- crippling fear of doctors and hospitals. I've been trying to figure out a way to replace those -- medical laboratories. On pleasurable ones."
" And that's why I've come here this and it was office. I know it doesn't look like but."
" Actually the written order headquarters of one -- that Internet medical -- If there's anywhere I can forge new happy relationship with the medical scientists. Here here ready to do it. Let's go over and."
" It's."
" Smells like wait yes."
" I'm Steve Martin yes -- would the media -- I NN senior here some therapy today. -- but there's floral show you them."
" This is our. Warehouse. And at the heart and the medical waste operations here."
" And yeah. But he has gotten expensive partners have done a damn well it definitely. Thousand brought out of the 8000 different parts of medical centers and you that but can you show me thumbing your best seller. And be more than happy to hear -- that you could. Some of our most popular items. And at the like -- that he is there on the Lionel trains around the Christmas tree yeah we plug you in. -- thinks. So here we had the tool electrode. The flight simulator hello this goes up. The ass and -- shots near the I don't give your -- at Princeton -- the cigarette -- Helped -- you know when Ben Franklin discovered electricity I think that putting it -- that -- what this thing. You asking about it sellers. Well you know I don't know where you go we have yet double balloon and Roman consul. And so you can imagine where you stick us. -- On -- course you can. Now this looks like something like washed up on the beach and that's what this that -- thing."
" Yeah. So -- did you fitted today if you like."
" Okay. A lot of our -- and penis -- cylinders."
" You know -- Discriminate. For the ladies Wheatley offerings will resign as well so you -- the vagina."
" Large but you vacuum. Actually aren't as active club XX large puts it -- pretty impressive on each morning. Yeah. I think you'll feel it is this is like this is like the -- it. Was. I mean plus. If you -- hot. -- really large Campbell. Stressed there -- very -- woman."
" Thanks a couple of gospel one -- like. While we're put that down for. --"
" You know it's not all -- we actually live this is a lifestyle. And that's one of the beauties of the business we can have the products yeah."
" Employees. We're all. I think he would come down the real discussion we'll products. All right this stuff is the word -- this thing through we're okay. Let's go to click -- and come on. Itself. Is where we make that happen. -- It felt that the guys adult diapers. Because I think that is myself -- this is amazing. So this is -- our attention. This is where we felt that as all of our products because we can't sell our products to some of the most we've tested ourselves we'll start right out here bell what does this looks like that -- yeah. -- gymnastics classes. Well it's cool. We actually got -- our patients over on this would and like. But this. Yeah. But high in the air and yeah what happens OS we have -- restrained and didn't -- not easy access to their privates to. -- Doctor look at what's the biggest thing you've ever showed up your ass. They. Did pretty yeah. Several. Let's think he'll look at the wall that's there it is -- whips. Up glutamate. Baggage handlers. Actually made the Blogosphere used to be a good movie you know those both -- you know. At what what. This is light -- his wife had. Well what the -- right here that's something you like pop. Go ahead it. And construct that onion. They should. This prevents is the you know of the network yeah yeah I. -- Artwork on Saturday night that. We might progressed to. Something well well. Yeah yeah."
" The we have our crack knuckles back you know these I was -- So when you've -- overt. Restraining down to -- wonderful product testing mission there. -- is known. In her."
" It's I like that AFLAC right and I. Let -- crack. -- track. Movements this over here. Well we have. You absolutely you name."
" I. I tell -- quite a few stories Playboy playmates that would happen very evil all right yeah."
" Is comfortable these. And people have been bought them with little. That's class voter that I'll definitely. So I'll probably get some pretty bad book like this -- yeah we've actually got a Clancy -- Absolutely loved yet -- that's argued sensory deprivation but yeah."
" Hot off the manufacturing lines."
" You know yeah yeah yeah -- does keep improving the hopes and deprivation. That's right. Averages like had sex anymore as it always that in with the -- yeah speculative that government agencies. We're here we have are probably expecting that. So what we'll do is -- put occasion here."
" And it. One case that -- poverty. In this and we've got you know where we."
" Our communitarian we didn't. Yeah is that he did it we would. All of them -- backed. Up. You're -- that -- sucked all the era near an. And I think we hear that click along with that. I would just do about it. The units of the all time here that is what it looks like -- Yeltsin because Iraq are. Says that while his usual laureate."
" Well you know okay. -- you."
" So any excuse -- sensory deprivation now. Partners I'd be here very nice case entirely accurate yeah. We'll get after that we. -- Han Solo or that I. Right beside me. Your music. Yeah. Yeah. Okay you know. Let's shut down the Pacific glad bag. What about the first time ago. --"
" And this."
" Different strokes particular folks. -- The problem. With that like to -- sensory deprived like that."
" Or permanent problem and it departments or things Ronald flick its erotic and his -- probably long --"
" In the early part of --"
" Yeah -- professional. Don't try. I don't want to try. They're. I think that president let's take that you can take this from the nurses. And we hit Martin's first straitjacket."
" Or mute and this is seriously I was. You may experience hallucinations which opposes it hallucination. So don't think yeah three slowly. It certainly let you out at least. -- aren't --"
" So what you think that this medical fetish stuff."
" Popular crews. All of them."
" Hey Martin now it's time it is experience the lab we haven't shown again."
" So don't worry you're in good hands nurses. The game away."
" Now wanted to bring out for a little while."
" Well. Goal."
" All. Yeah yeah."
" Let's say they weren't so it's all tied up."
" And finally turned it over you."
" Let's get about it. -- think that might get around yeah."
" I thought -- imparted. That's okay."
" He didn't politico hopeful. -- Well. You bet it it -- yeah."
" Okay. You Hudson's -- nurses differently we've seen this before. --"
" okay guys let's get this place cleaned up are denying. Yet."
" They director -- if you like this show you'll love geek entertainment TV star and I've read this Wednesday. -- Morning here are few good reasons each -- X."
" He. Hides as Britney yeah becoming a -- and all that the that. This is the shock -- run that I heard a rumor. I heard that you're getting a few good. She's -- and played video games but and a Canon coming about the man cannon. The man cannon. Did you make this let. A few good reasons why didn't she go to conferences. How quickly ate it at thirty and ten. I wouldn't advise it. So have you hermit -- on mentally twitter -- on what's your state Stuart. When it's hardly ever say it how -- your stack."
" A few reasons why shouldn't wait in line."
" Different 500 lets -- There is feet my friend why are you wearing that -- Because an evil you mean it is famous deep into enemy TV cannot be held -- adverse reaction to. Doesn't know what shall be itching scratching redness rashes swelling and they're dental appointments."
" Entertainment dot TV."








