A Real Witch
Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008 running time 14:31
Martin spends a lazy afternoon at the Pagan Pride Festival with one of the most powerful witches in the known realms, Macha NightMare.
Call most women a witch and they're liable to come at you with some fingernails. But not Macha NightMare. She prefers it. Because Macha NightMare is, in fact, a witch. She cackles. She casts spells. And she spends the afternoon with me at the Pagan Pride Festival, teaching me what it's all about.
I learned a lot from her and the other pagans that day. First of all, pagans don't eat the still beating hearts of sacrificed animals. They eat BBQ, and the brisket they were grilling at the Pagan Pride Festival was absolutely wonderful, if a tad rare. Second, with all the medieval outfits, staves, swords, ponytails and fat legs extending from the bottom cuffs of jean shorts, if you woke up in the middle of a Pagan Pride Festival you'd think for sure you were at a live action role-playing game. And third, Pagans are nice people who should be proud. Their message is one of peace, love and acceptance, and who wouldn't find a little magic in that?
But enough with my thoughts. Let's hear about paganism and witchcraft straight from the witch's mouth on this episode of Web Drifter.
Highlights
Las Vegas
(
7:03, 7:03
)
pagan pride
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0:09, 0:37, 4:26, 8:56, 0:09, 0:37, 4:26, 8:56
)
Dennis Ross
(
0:07, 0:07
)
glass window
(
7:04, 7:04
)
Las Vegas
(
7:03, 7:03
)
pagan pride
(
0:09, 0:37, 4:26, 8:56, 0:09, 0:37, 4:26, 8:56
)
Dennis Ross
(
0:07, 0:07
)
glass window
(
7:04, 7:04
)
Automatically Generated Transcript(may not be 100% accurate) ( more )
" Okay web drifters yeah it's a big day from Martin's arms because adherence Dennis Ross county. The pagan pride. When I crossed this bridge and then be transported into a mystical land a land magic and witches and drag him. Here's an option nightmare. One of the most powerful wedges in the nowhere else. Let's go save -- finder."
" I first walked and to. Sun dappled swirling -- pagan pride festival. I was. -- this into this. --"
" They want to ritualistic murder --"
" My heart of some food store all your. Soon on the nice smiling face and put me."
" That I thought of this -- children play -- has grown and okay here's."
" And you that this was the welcoming place. And I kind of place in my heart was written -- patents. Now -- market."
" His mom and I am. In love with all forms of paganism and all kinds of pagan people. Around the country for the last thirty years or so. Being. What. You two. Sarah -- Well okay. Didn't Palin hits the ground. You remove."
" And nightmare. I love your website. Have been visiting it for years and is such a place -- behind the website meet in person -- a great real from bank. A lot of people saying hey and they thing and -- sort of these negative ideas and -- but what we're really doesn't need to be."
" I'll take and you -- but. I'll tell you roughly is that. Person whose spirituality. Is it is -- by nature."
" And we do it now probably. Not all of you cast votes indeed. --"
" Well it depends on the circumstances but I can tell is an ethics code. And the ethics is a crap what most people. Would not perform any kind of magical act. That was intended to insist there were three."
" spices up some crazy and I think this is super tight and I want her. Come home with me it would be on at the skull premiered as some sort mumbo Jumbo on her. -- home. I would do and that's that's worse than what -- but I'm. That's like the -- Tell -- materials. -- I don't play out out of jail where you got your news and everything -- got -- okay."
" Me -- In my. -- Here. Be."
" Yeah here yeah here we are big and broad this is is this like the big. They encounter no."
" Big -- years filing which is now."
" Another big gains made me what you just. I don't have anything if avalanche."
" I actually address of the switch in what if I'm gonna work or something which -- now."
" Pagan pride is a time when -- of the various stripes various denominations. Come together in public celebration they are and do what drives you over humvees. Couple thousand years of bad press. What are you most. It needs her yes I think most proud. Earning the trust. Of many different pay again. And eliciting the best from them."
" Not bad. Not bad news."
" Maybe. Let him. There's. Be taught him guys."
" Or. It's sort of reclaim. Just like elements of the black community with -- So. -- and it has done. In word keyword anywhere. So is the keyword it's. -- That's. Why he or not Q. --"
" She was a war brought -- I think -- have -- rage. Opt nightmare if it kept eleven medals my Atlantic that is them and it the -- who -- She's dark -- Associated with the -- I have also helped. Like I was divorced -- was probably running down -- that it would be. Made public art. I have a recurring dream I."
" Yet. -- Sounds like this -- the news gets up there is little miniature horse named -- And Jeff and I go on the most wonderful adventures again but just you only -- and and then when jiffy I would stay in one time it via a circus circus on the top -- in Las Vegas there's this big picture glass window and just got spooked. But the rap music goes as to banning order to the plate glass windows smashed. Lost things as well that's my. That haven't -- happens all the time that's my horse thing. There's that different than yours. Yeah. Just it was a product."
" Yeah modernize. Fire lines here at. I hurt my body got to live loved air my breath. Well. --"
" It's."
" Okay."
" I got a lottery here is -- you can the -- columnists like money's well -- And I adequately our -- split with. Its red hot Dublin. 2001. We're gonna scratch or scratches and you can get -- through -- it is all right of the 2000 lot of you'll get a thousand. -- text and what he's doing it is -- You must. They let in the casinos -- its own government program. Nike. -- the thank you victory the goddess of victory of exploiting children and their -- life but okay that's our."
" point five block that you and I."
" gonna blow this pagan pride thing. -- you're gonna go out. --"
" We're all -- this."
" No good to me that you let's. -- figuring."
" You don't want to go away."
" PDA -- and let me. The final."
" Its -- right different to me because now. As someone who's raised in the Christian church we were told. Not to be proud. -- Christians -- all about humility. So this is a very false different sort of thing. And so as I ride a little pride you guys who have vegan. Who would remove."
" Okay all right."
" Not until I did this got my period a third --"
" This felt what is something that we often say we can't circle after a decade have been invoked. Which it -- today."
" Yeah."
" While Monica. Has -- his and it's both acknowledge the divine within --"
" That's something yeah it feels very. Well I have learned a lot about aliens and which is. On thank you for. And please -- goes addresses. Ending in -- an. Honor it is. -- mark you realize they're --"
" Now I. Take me. Put them at -- yeah."
" Yeah."
" Too powerful -- Texans don't Arizona. -- On me. -- On what. -- seven year old. History."
" become in the middle insecticide that that this is good and got them like I tell yeah. We're doing a little survey upward revision3.com. Slash survey if you got an active five minutes dude awesome if you could help us out. We need a little bit information from -- that we know exactly what kind of program is that you want us to make for you. Also we are supported by advertisers so it's cool we give our advertising aware of that information but what you guys who like. Who's going to think about five minutes revision3.com. Let's -- in it you do it. -- union's national awesome bonus video all right go do revision3.com. Slash their. Afterwards."
" It."
" They went -- if you like this show you'll love geek entertainment TV star and I read this and look. Morning here are few good reasons each."
" And I. The -- at the -- This is the shock Greg's run that I heard a rumor. Are heard that your gay. A few good reasons right he shouldn't play video games. But and you can and coming about the man cannon. The man cannon. The -- this let. A few good reasons why should go to conferences. How quickly ate it and thirty and Chad. I wouldn't advise it. So have you hermit Alec richest on mentally twitter -- with your state Stuart. -- hardly ever diet how picking your stack."
" A few reasons why shouldn't wait in line."
" Different 500 plus that every seat my friend why are you -- start. Because an evil you mean it is famous deep entertainment need not be held liable -- reaction to. Dozens of what shall be itching scratching -- rashes swelling and they're dental appointment."
" Entertainment dot TV."
" Okay web drifters yeah it's a big day from Martin's arms because adherence Dennis Ross county. The pagan pride. When I crossed this bridge and then be transported into a mystical land a land magic and witches and drag him. Here's an option nightmare. One of the most powerful wedges in the nowhere else. Let's go save -- finder."
" I first walked and to. Sun dappled swirling -- pagan pride festival. I was. -- this into this. --"
" They want to ritualistic murder --"
" My heart of some food store all your. Soon on the nice smiling face and put me."
" That I thought of this -- children play -- has grown and okay here's."
" And you that this was the welcoming place. And I kind of place in my heart was written -- patents. Now -- market."
" His mom and I am. In love with all forms of paganism and all kinds of pagan people. Around the country for the last thirty years or so. Being. What. You two. Sarah -- Well okay. Didn't Palin hits the ground. You remove."
" And nightmare. I love your website. Have been visiting it for years and is such a place -- behind the website meet in person -- a great real from bank. A lot of people saying hey and they thing and -- sort of these negative ideas and -- but what we're really doesn't need to be."
" I'll take and you -- but. I'll tell you roughly is that. Person whose spirituality. Is it is -- by nature."
" And we do it now probably. Not all of you cast votes indeed. --"
" Well it depends on the circumstances but I can tell is an ethics code. And the ethics is a crap what most people. Would not perform any kind of magical act. That was intended to insist there were three."
" spices up some crazy and I think this is super tight and I want her. Come home with me it would be on at the skull premiered as some sort mumbo Jumbo on her. -- home. I would do and that's that's worse than what -- but I'm. That's like the -- Tell -- materials. -- I don't play out out of jail where you got your news and everything -- got -- okay."
" Me -- In my. -- Here. Be."
" Yeah here yeah here we are big and broad this is is this like the big. They encounter no."
" Big -- years filing which is now."
" Another big gains made me what you just. I don't have anything if avalanche."
" I actually address of the switch in what if I'm gonna work or something which -- now."
" Pagan pride is a time when -- of the various stripes various denominations. Come together in public celebration they are and do what drives you over humvees. Couple thousand years of bad press. What are you most. It needs her yes I think most proud. Earning the trust. Of many different pay again. And eliciting the best from them."
" Not bad. Not bad news."
" Maybe. Let him. There's. Be taught him guys."
" Or. It's sort of reclaim. Just like elements of the black community with -- So. -- and it has done. In word keyword anywhere. So is the keyword it's. -- That's. Why he or not Q. --"
" She was a war brought -- I think -- have -- rage. Opt nightmare if it kept eleven medals my Atlantic that is them and it the -- who -- She's dark -- Associated with the -- I have also helped. Like I was divorced -- was probably running down -- that it would be. Made public art. I have a recurring dream I."
" Yet. -- Sounds like this -- the news gets up there is little miniature horse named -- And Jeff and I go on the most wonderful adventures again but just you only -- and and then when jiffy I would stay in one time it via a circus circus on the top -- in Las Vegas there's this big picture glass window and just got spooked. But the rap music goes as to banning order to the plate glass windows smashed. Lost things as well that's my. That haven't -- happens all the time that's my horse thing. There's that different than yours. Yeah. Just it was a product."
" Yeah modernize. Fire lines here at. I hurt my body got to live loved air my breath. Well. --"
" It's."
" Okay."
" I got a lottery here is -- you can the -- columnists like money's well -- And I adequately our -- split with. Its red hot Dublin. 2001. We're gonna scratch or scratches and you can get -- through -- it is all right of the 2000 lot of you'll get a thousand. -- text and what he's doing it is -- You must. They let in the casinos -- its own government program. Nike. -- the thank you victory the goddess of victory of exploiting children and their -- life but okay that's our."
" point five block that you and I."
" gonna blow this pagan pride thing. -- you're gonna go out. --"
" We're all -- this."
" No good to me that you let's. -- figuring."
" You don't want to go away."
" PDA -- and let me. The final."
" Its -- right different to me because now. As someone who's raised in the Christian church we were told. Not to be proud. -- Christians -- all about humility. So this is a very false different sort of thing. And so as I ride a little pride you guys who have vegan. Who would remove."
" Okay all right."
" Not until I did this got my period a third --"
" This felt what is something that we often say we can't circle after a decade have been invoked. Which it -- today."
" Yeah."
" While Monica. Has -- his and it's both acknowledge the divine within --"
" That's something yeah it feels very. Well I have learned a lot about aliens and which is. On thank you for. And please -- goes addresses. Ending in -- an. Honor it is. -- mark you realize they're --"
" Now I. Take me. Put them at -- yeah."
" Yeah."
" Too powerful -- Texans don't Arizona. -- On me. -- On what. -- seven year old. History."
" become in the middle insecticide that that this is good and got them like I tell yeah. We're doing a little survey upward revision3.com. Slash survey if you got an active five minutes dude awesome if you could help us out. We need a little bit information from -- that we know exactly what kind of program is that you want us to make for you. Also we are supported by advertisers so it's cool we give our advertising aware of that information but what you guys who like. Who's going to think about five minutes revision3.com. Let's -- in it you do it. -- union's national awesome bonus video all right go do revision3.com. Slash their. Afterwards."
" It."
" They went -- if you like this show you'll love geek entertainment TV star and I read this and look. Morning here are few good reasons each."
" And I. The -- at the -- This is the shock Greg's run that I heard a rumor. Are heard that your gay. A few good reasons right he shouldn't play video games. But and you can and coming about the man cannon. The man cannon. The -- this let. A few good reasons why should go to conferences. How quickly ate it and thirty and Chad. I wouldn't advise it. So have you hermit Alec richest on mentally twitter -- with your state Stuart. -- hardly ever diet how picking your stack."
" A few reasons why shouldn't wait in line."
" Different 500 plus that every seat my friend why are you -- start. Because an evil you mean it is famous deep entertainment need not be held liable -- reaction to. Dozens of what shall be itching scratching -- rashes swelling and they're dental appointment."
" Entertainment dot TV."
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Started discussion: January 22, 2008 @ 5:08pm GMT
Episode 19 [Discussion]
Episode 19 will appear very shortly. We ran into some issues with this particular episode while encoding and we had to deviate a little from the norm on the HD version. We normally put out a 1.5mbit/s version, but with this episode we had to bump it up significantly (8mbit/s) to get a good quality encode. And as such, it is not going to play on the AppleTV.
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crumbles
about 1 year ago
It appears to be up, however, are there going to be any download links?
Kronos6948
about 1 year ago
Awesome episode. I'm really surprised how he's never pissed anyone off really bad yet.
I mean, when Ali G, Borat, and Bruno did interviews, people just thought that's how they were, that they didn't know better. Meanwhile Martin just makes fun of these people, but he plays it off so well.
I mean, when Ali G, Borat, and Bruno did interviews, people just thought that's how they were, that they didn't know better. Meanwhile Martin just makes fun of these people, but he plays it off so well.
mic
about 1 year ago








