Martin heads to the powerful vortexes of Sedona, Arizona and meets some wise spirit guides who offer to facilitate some mystical healing. But regrettably, our hero goes about it all the wrong way...
Sedona, Arizona is a powerful place. Famous for its stunning red rock formations that glow brilliantly in the rising and setting sun, from the days of the Yavapai Native Americans the area has been revered as a sacred center of mystical might.
I had long heard tales about the vortexes that riddle the gorgeous landscape and how they might purify and enhance the soul if treated respectfully. Vortexes are areas of spiraling spiritual energy existing across many dimensions that facilitate prayer, meditation and healing. But it is not something that I can explain to you. It is something that you must experience for yourself.
Hoping to heal what ails me, I set out to Sedona to meet my guides, Harold Vaughn and Mark Griffon of Sedona Mystical Tours. Though there are some fifty different tour companies in Sedona that will take you to the vortexes, something within me told me to go with these guys, and I'm glad I did. Clearly, some higher force had led me to them. They are the real deal, and if you ever head to Sedona for your own self-discovery experience, I highly recommend their services.
Harold and Mark are the types of guys whom, when you're in their presence, radiate wisdom and deep understanding. They are true spirit guides, not just tour operators looking for profit. And that's why I feel so badly that the burning sage they enveloped me in as we stood atop the red rock plateau of the Cathedral vortex caused me to sneeze violently, scattering the sacred ashes all over the red sandstone like so much bong refuse. I cringe to admit it, but I think what I did is roughly equivalent to pissing in the holy water at Notre Dame Cathedral.
I hope I didn't infuriate the gods and make myself worse off than before I set out on my journey, but that's for you to determine for yourself as you watch this episode of Web Drifter.
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Posted by andreparris on 02/07/2008 at 12:42:01 pm in Web Drifter
Marty should take Gator along on some of these "less crazy" episodes for additional comedy! the Peter Pan guy needed no help..but this one and the eye did.
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Posted by Beercan on 01/31/2008 at 01:04:52 am in Web Drifter
Glad you enjoyed Sedona Arizona. While it is a beautiful and "mystical" place it has become a new age mystic tourist trap. I'm sure these guys are great but Id rather just take in the beauty of the area than hear some mambo jumbo. The vortex I believe is just the basic recognition we all experience within some fantastic scenery. :cool:
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Posted by jlochamy on 01/30/2008 at 08:42:12 am in Web Drifter
Hey Martin that dudes cane was cooler than yours. You should have knocked him down on those rocks and swiped his cane.
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Posted by fulltangninja on 01/30/2008 at 06:33:50 am in Web Drifter
The part where the elevator ate Martin was probably the funniest thing about this episode. I laughed pretty hard :) . I wouldn't say it went downhill after that, but it definitely had me feeling more confused than anything else. It's amazing how serious all the people are about what they do. I'm still not quite over the "Breatharian" episode 0_o
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Posted by Kronos6948 on 01/30/2008 at 02:52:35 am in Web Drifter
I wonder if they really got pissed off about him sneezing in the incense. If so, maybe there was a lot of material that Martin couldn't do because he got thrown out....
....although it would've been funny to watch him get thrown out.
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Posted by vahnx on 01/29/2008 at 09:57:19 pm in Web Drifter
Martin heads to the powerful vortexes of Sedona, Arizona and meets some wise spirit guides who offer to facilitate some mystical healing. But regrettably, our hero goes about it all the wrong way...
This episode wasn't really that funny, it was very trippy though.
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