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The Church of Tom Jones

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007 – running time 10:42
The Church of Tom Jones
Martin web drifts ChurchOfTomJones.com to learn from its founder, Pastor Jack Stahl. Martin and Pastor Jack team up like gunslingers of God to cleanse the mean streets of Old Town Sacramento of filthy sinners.

Tom Jones is a powerful singer. But can his music be used to cleanse miserable sinners? According to Pastor Jack Stahl of The Church of Tom Jones, absolutely. The good pastor channels the healing energy forged in the crucible of the Welshman's gyrating hips to cure alcoholism, tobacco addiction, obesity, and caffeine dependence in the mean streets of Old Town Sacramento. And, most miraculous of all, Pastor Jack exorcizes the demons of failure that have been plaguing Martin throughout his entire career.

Next Week: Martin web drifts the site of a guy who thinks he's Peter Pan.

Highlights
Mark Martin ( 10:10, 10:10 ) Tax due ( 4:40, 4:40 ) Tom Jones ( 1:40, 2:56, 3:04, 3:26, 6:11, 6:44, 7:31, 10:04, 10:20, 1:40, 2:56, 3:04, 3:26, 6:11, 6:44, 7:31, 10:04, 10:20 ) Major League Baseball ( 0:24, 0:24 ) Mark Martin ( 10:10, 10:10 ) Tax due ( 4:40, 4:40 ) Tom Jones ( 1:40, 2:56, 3:04, 3:26, 6:11, 6:44, 7:31, 10:04, 10:20, 1:40, 2:56, 3:04, 3:26, 6:11, 6:44, 7:31, 10:04, 10:20 ) Major League Baseball ( 0:24, 0:24 )

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" Want to build a website about aliens or your time machine for me to -- drift. Use the promo code drifter water when registering your domain name at godaddy.com. Received 10% off your order okay then see you soon in the underground bunker where you're hiding from the state people. Thanks godaddy.com."

" All right sergeant here you know those weirdos who try to visit every Major League Baseball park. -- sort of doing the same thing only -- do it with web sites. And hit the road to go behind every site -- my favorites bar. -- ride shotgun. I call it -- it is it's gonna get wild. And swept."

" Well -- web drifters well here I am an old town Sacramento. Now normally when I come here I come -- all the reports are fun. But not today today I'm here for business to business. I'm saving souls. -- the guy here named pastor Jack Stahl he uses the music Tom Jones. The cleanse your soul to heal whatever else you. An exercise needed. Good lord knows I -- got a lot of -- Jack but."

" Hot hot hot up. Here on I think it replaces the United States old town Sacramento. Yeah that's good to be with him -- Town that you a lot of people look and -- all the beauty but they don't realize that there's a lot of doubles a lot of Cendant and so forth run around let's everywhere I can feel it -- Janet. His money go up there grabbed a month's drop and that it's and yeah I don't I'm not sure how much the fact that the Japanese plays into that but yeah I mean Japanese people Chinese people. Filipinos. It's saying -- leave the agency you're worried about. Well now what I'm saying is that all of us nobody is immune to the devil -- and then nobody an ardent that you do not mean. Not the not the fellow at the -- on I had nobody ants. That's insane. And what did you first mind that the music of Tom Jones would inculcate you with the spirit. Well when I was just a boy -- I was watching the show this is Tom Jones the variety show and I was instantly mesmerized. And yes hypnotized by this gyrating on and I wasn't. It was his lawyers it was angelic to me it was it was almost -- angels had surrounded me so it only made sense that later learned. When I start my ministry then -- incorporate the voice and."

" So. Now when when you're when you're hearing Tom Jones what are you feeling in your body didn't resolve."

" I'm fair and I'm feeling had -- I'm feeling. Lindsay I'm feeling. Strength I'm feeling. Almost like."

" A big immunity. I mean it comin' up in just saying yeah yeah yeah."

" If you don't mean it's like it's just come -- as just a defeat and I'm like yeah they shot. If you had some sort of an losing sharpness."

" I -- I know it yet. So how did you exercise me right now did you exercise the demons of failure out of my -- because seems like every TV show is that nothing gets canceled because I think you and John Jones can do to help me with that problem."

" About a what I need to do marketing agent who believe I need to look I believe as well. I need you to believe that this that this -- the fact that a did you get beyond -- those sent me Sharon in a letter. Pants with a huge -- out an -- get beyond that. For a moment he just -- believe with me here miracle okay. I can do that right well let me get this do you like that is."

" Let's not not not not things -- on day I didn't hear any. Tax due out but. That Clinton. Didn't let it. Yeah. Yeah yeah. You can't do anything."

" And you never do it completely."

" We might then looked at me and yeah. What you believe."

" And I -- yeah like yeah yeah."

" Yeah yeah did you like it isn't it behind him and you didn't have my dad yeah yeah. Yeah yeah yeah. They look like yeah yeah you're not Adam I'm glad you didn't -- you get an -- that actually. Yeah probably and then had. And yeah -- yeah. They're not not act."

" I'm well I'm I'm not even the -- can Waldman battled. -- Well."

" Jack let's go live this status of doubles. -- And -- Sacramento to tell her life."

" Daniel I am pastor Jack the church of Tom Jones do you know Martin here -- admitting Martin sergeant from Hollywood really. Now. Do you have some sort of -- with venue that you like need to cast out today. I like to be able to quit smoking I need to exercise or. -- I drink too much coffee you drink too much coffee that's the double anything that's bad forced to give up too much or maybe it should generate right. Is the -- cast doubt that W and a half CNN. -- I haven't using my faith in your favorite course in angelic voice of Tom Jones. "

" got me back to you on this man. I -- you wanna thank you back to adapt to you about all of around. And you've got your job and that's that's a bad feeling about drinking in -- about losing it -- and I am. Well yeah I can't do you -- you've. Been but not yet in head to the Clinton -- Make no need ten -- cap I did it."

" That's exactly you learn how to speak in tongues. Well -- there's not a tongue talking in school ego to -- something that you give when you're baptized in the spirit. It just starts have parades begin and other times it's like a gift from god and it's sort of when I was just about little boy watching this is Tom Jones. "

" You know yeah and I'm not can I think I did not -- I -- going to have -- today we'll let you know because there aren't going to want to had to ask me have a moment and I believe it."

" Yeah and the."

" Well that's a good Obama doesn't sound through."

" This thing. Like -- I don't think Manhattan and you got yeah don't want it landing there again."

" They did -- usual did not yeah I have a happy. -- guy that I want negative and I did you wanted and I'll let you."

" Like Canada it's. All wiretapping of the double. Who -- oh goodness and good but update."

" The ability not to grab -- and yeah yeah. And the okay yeah do. And up."

" Yeah yeah yeah."

" It's."

" Here is people down here on the Sacramento river. It's very spiritual its violent -- Best Jack is God's forgiveness or persons."

" My god does. What do you believe -- I'd like to not. Tell people what you have to believe what is your god a white guy that sits and have a with a beard. Forge your got a spirit I don't know I'm not saying that I'm not saying and I know anymore than anybody else what I'm saying is. We live in a country where everyone's free to believe as they choose but it's important to believe something because what you believe ultimately becomes your your your own reality I believe -- forget that. I forgive you. That's executives here to talk a lot."

" Exactly and then Martina. That's simple easy guy here -- the second Vatican gives me the creeps. But yeah we did say if you're not going to find out more I was secular reason everyone today -- right -- let people can dial. Tell us next Reno 90 gone -- got a few RC dot com Georgia Tom Jones dot com Managua about dot net. Plot have to gently lifting the podcast show miracles happen every day Mark Martin in spirituality -- finding god as the greatest miracle mom. Yeah yeah."

" Let's go to Denny's can't -- Can I do think it Tom Jones and viewers his mother had me get this -- swamp as. He's got bigger things where guys have got their -- Sweden. I don't know often gets monkey love like this man I am playing. Maybe maybe water. And stuff while."

" Want to build a website about aliens or your time machine for me to -- drift. Use the promo code drifter water when registering your domain name at godaddy.com. Received 10% off your order okay then see you soon in the underground bunker where you're hiding from the state people. Thanks godaddy.com."

" All right sergeant here you know those weirdos who try to visit every Major League Baseball park. -- sort of doing the same thing only -- do it with web sites. And hit the road to go behind every site -- my favorites bar. -- ride shotgun. I call it -- it is it's gonna get wild. And swept."

" Well -- web drifters well here I am an old town Sacramento. Now normally when I come here I come -- all the reports are fun. But not today today I'm here for business to business. I'm saving souls. -- the guy here named pastor Jack Stahl he uses the music Tom Jones. The cleanse your soul to heal whatever else you. An exercise needed. Good lord knows I -- got a lot of -- Jack but."

" Hot hot hot up. Here on I think it replaces the United States old town Sacramento. Yeah that's good to be with him -- Town that you a lot of people look and -- all the beauty but they don't realize that there's a lot of doubles a lot of Cendant and so forth run around let's everywhere I can feel it -- Janet. His money go up there grabbed a month's drop and that it's and yeah I don't I'm not sure how much the fact that the Japanese plays into that but yeah I mean Japanese people Chinese people. Filipinos. It's saying -- leave the agency you're worried about. Well now what I'm saying is that all of us nobody is immune to the devil -- and then nobody an ardent that you do not mean. Not the not the fellow at the -- on I had nobody ants. That's insane. And what did you first mind that the music of Tom Jones would inculcate you with the spirit. Well when I was just a boy -- I was watching the show this is Tom Jones the variety show and I was instantly mesmerized. And yes hypnotized by this gyrating on and I wasn't. It was his lawyers it was angelic to me it was it was almost -- angels had surrounded me so it only made sense that later learned. When I start my ministry then -- incorporate the voice and."

" So. Now when when you're when you're hearing Tom Jones what are you feeling in your body didn't resolve."

" I'm fair and I'm feeling had -- I'm feeling. Lindsay I'm feeling. Strength I'm feeling. Almost like."

" A big immunity. I mean it comin' up in just saying yeah yeah yeah."

" If you don't mean it's like it's just come -- as just a defeat and I'm like yeah they shot. If you had some sort of an losing sharpness."

" I -- I know it yet. So how did you exercise me right now did you exercise the demons of failure out of my -- because seems like every TV show is that nothing gets canceled because I think you and John Jones can do to help me with that problem."

" About a what I need to do marketing agent who believe I need to look I believe as well. I need you to believe that this that this -- the fact that a did you get beyond -- those sent me Sharon in a letter. Pants with a huge -- out an -- get beyond that. For a moment he just -- believe with me here miracle okay. I can do that right well let me get this do you like that is."

" Let's not not not not things -- on day I didn't hear any. Tax due out but. That Clinton. Didn't let it. Yeah. Yeah yeah. You can't do anything."

" And you never do it completely."

" We might then looked at me and yeah. What you believe."

" And I -- yeah like yeah yeah."

" Yeah yeah did you like it isn't it behind him and you didn't have my dad yeah yeah. Yeah yeah yeah. They look like yeah yeah you're not Adam I'm glad you didn't -- you get an -- that actually. Yeah probably and then had. And yeah -- yeah. They're not not act."

" I'm well I'm I'm not even the -- can Waldman battled. -- Well."

" Jack let's go live this status of doubles. -- And -- Sacramento to tell her life."

" Daniel I am pastor Jack the church of Tom Jones do you know Martin here -- admitting Martin sergeant from Hollywood really. Now. Do you have some sort of -- with venue that you like need to cast out today. I like to be able to quit smoking I need to exercise or. -- I drink too much coffee you drink too much coffee that's the double anything that's bad forced to give up too much or maybe it should generate right. Is the -- cast doubt that W and a half CNN. -- I haven't using my faith in your favorite course in angelic voice of Tom Jones. "

" got me back to you on this man. I -- you wanna thank you back to adapt to you about all of around. And you've got your job and that's that's a bad feeling about drinking in -- about losing it -- and I am. Well yeah I can't do you -- you've. Been but not yet in head to the Clinton -- Make no need ten -- cap I did it."

" That's exactly you learn how to speak in tongues. Well -- there's not a tongue talking in school ego to -- something that you give when you're baptized in the spirit. It just starts have parades begin and other times it's like a gift from god and it's sort of when I was just about little boy watching this is Tom Jones. "

" You know yeah and I'm not can I think I did not -- I -- going to have -- today we'll let you know because there aren't going to want to had to ask me have a moment and I believe it."

" Yeah and the."

" Well that's a good Obama doesn't sound through."

" This thing. Like -- I don't think Manhattan and you got yeah don't want it landing there again."

" They did -- usual did not yeah I have a happy. -- guy that I want negative and I did you wanted and I'll let you."

" Like Canada it's. All wiretapping of the double. Who -- oh goodness and good but update."

" The ability not to grab -- and yeah yeah. And the okay yeah do. And up."

" Yeah yeah yeah."

" It's."

" Here is people down here on the Sacramento river. It's very spiritual its violent -- Best Jack is God's forgiveness or persons."

" My god does. What do you believe -- I'd like to not. Tell people what you have to believe what is your god a white guy that sits and have a with a beard. Forge your got a spirit I don't know I'm not saying that I'm not saying and I know anymore than anybody else what I'm saying is. We live in a country where everyone's free to believe as they choose but it's important to believe something because what you believe ultimately becomes your your your own reality I believe -- forget that. I forgive you. That's executives here to talk a lot."

" Exactly and then Martina. That's simple easy guy here -- the second Vatican gives me the creeps. But yeah we did say if you're not going to find out more I was secular reason everyone today -- right -- let people can dial. Tell us next Reno 90 gone -- got a few RC dot com Georgia Tom Jones dot com Managua about dot net. Plot have to gently lifting the podcast show miracles happen every day Mark Martin in spirituality -- finding god as the greatest miracle mom. Yeah yeah."

" Let's go to Denny's can't -- Can I do think it Tom Jones and viewers his mother had me get this -- swamp as. He's got bigger things where guys have got their -- Sweden. I don't know often gets monkey love like this man I am playing. Maybe maybe water. And stuff while."