Never Never Again Land
Tuesday, October 16th, 2007 running time 15:54
Martin web drifts pixyland.org, the home page of Peter Pan. Or at least the home page of a guy named Randy Constan, who has something of an obsession with dressing up as Peter Pan.
Many Americans might jump to conclusions when presented with a 56-year old Florida man who dresses like Peter Pan as well as other sundry tutu and slipper-wearing pixies, Little Boy Blue, bunny rabbits, and school girls. The man also decorates his house with stuffed animals and porcelain figurines and prefers to skip rather than walk.
But most of the assumptions your narrow mind has cooked up about this man would be dead wrong. In fact, this Internet phenom fairy, who talks like a Brooklyn can driver, could almost assuredly kick your ass and steal your gal, and that's not even the biggest surprise.
Watch Web Drifter Episode 5: Never, Never Again Land, now!
(Bonus: If you really want to do your inner child a favor, buy his fantastic new album).
Highlights
Peter Pan
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1:29, 1:31, 4:00, 4:42, 5:08, 8:34, 11:07, 12:50, 1:29, 1:31, 4:00, 4:42, 5:08, 8:34, 11:07, 12:50
)
President Bush
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13:18, 13:18
)
Salinas
(
8:59, 8:59
)
genocide
(
9:19, 9:19
)
Peter Pan
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1:29, 1:31, 4:00, 4:42, 5:08, 8:34, 11:07, 12:50, 1:29, 1:31, 4:00, 4:42, 5:08, 8:34, 11:07, 12:50
)
President Bush
(
13:18, 13:18
)
Salinas
(
8:59, 8:59
)
genocide
(
9:19, 9:19
)
Automatically Generated Transcript(may not be 100% accurate) ( more )
" Didn't. Well thought that happened last week kaptur passed the act from church Tom Jones and besides didn't value of life so. The there'd be no stopping Martin's site. Then. Head of the -- It's. -- But I got my magic staffing. And doing -- powerful straight so. Thank them on the man. -- if they go do some -- Next up fix you and that board."
" Want to build a website about aliens or your time machine for me to web drift. Use the promo code drifter walking when registering your domain name and godaddy.com. Received 10% off your order okay then see you soon in the underground bunker where you're hiding from the state people. Thanks -- I come."
" And."
" Oh my god. Well just just this is the SUV of Peter Pan. You know Peter Pan Randy constantly guy and the Internet one of the most famous area of flurries of all time who pretends it is Peter pans. I'm web drift and all the way to Tampa Florida to meet -- and I'm so excited to meet this is like a devout Catholic meeting in the hope. I've got so many questions form let's go inside it trying to learn his wisdom. And see what the magic so about."
" I invite the magazine. -- Yeah I thought I. Had. I didn't go out -- on time no see I could decide who you -- is on the Internet for years I gotta say you haven't aged a day. Prevails pictures oh you're just being night you're you're just being kind. Yeah. Old. Well I try I tried very hard come on and thank you come on their opinions out. Follow me over any kitchen. Hey Randy."
" I thought your own fun here resolved with both later. I'm five years old at heart but the stay the floor criticism 54 so. Doctor says it later about eight. What did you know that people who drink large amounts of coffee. Don't get cirrhosis of the whatever reasons they drink a lot these -- good -- I drink a lot of clutter could it felt like a period -- Is here spare me. That -- potatoes white castle burgers. That's including -- of the -- is swinging. Party unity breakfast of champions. And -- them. Well well well well. I'd like blogger -- yet if you throw up than to -- his friends and apparently. Democrats say -- this day. Would vote for lunch buffet breakfast of champions in theory. And the heat thanks Randy. Well. Sorry about all these rabbits and I have to apologize to plug your patents around here and Randy went -- Peter -- for his capture your imagination prob."
" We want I was about four probably when my mom read me the first. Which simplified dumb down version of the story but she read the story and it mentioned in the book that Peter was a little boy ferry. And I said not I thought only girls could be fairies. And she said well Peter Pan and special. And I said well and -- case I'm going to be Peter."
" This is your worst I was flirting back I'll hear your wearable masterpieces. From the Martha Stewart with me see here's here's like patterns repeat. You've come out to these and all of them together and make tights. Here's how you make a circle scared when you had endless violence behind you miss them and protected and design. Well that's the fun way you know you find some fabric that's really cool like. Look at this stuff now they're solid way that happens yeah I think it makes -- for me."
" When did you really go the extra -- and really commit to this and Peter Pan. I I think I think it's started to evolve from the look that happened around. The seven -- in the sixties where you know we all had these long -- childish camera cuts. And you know little or were these long shirts and I often for the adults around them and we were the peg pants anyhow and I just it just came back from the you know when I was a little kid that wanted to be Peter Pan. And it was the sixties it wasn't that hard to find like you know stretch -- jeans and like greens and purples movement -- I was involved in and this this dress up game as well I don't think so I think they were just involved because. They -- they are and a but I don't think it made any difference it's a very androgynous way that they it's very -- I don't have to decide on all these little things that you know little kids have to make up their mind. This is forced -- in this is girl stuff what you gonna date. We don't hassle little kids about that and so that's a good place to -- you can. You can do both ends video man drug users they are totally look strikingly like the runaway bride."
" I was gonna give you a little salt but I don't think it'll follow these guys. They. I don't know if we're going to be able to get it off like a little bit each other like this yeah. Okay whatever it's writers have kicked your -- just because of the the bravery that you employ an in your choice of dress. I haven't had any problems you can probably welcome a long time. You know past a certain point mark on the New York -- you know taking that. It. Doesn't look like general solving a Brooklyn -- and here's -- berries and cream outfit --"
" Yeah yeah but yeah."
" I -- no one of the most popular website yeah how -- imagine you had millions and millions and millions. It's just about to cross 10000010000010. Million hits they got that Marion and -- But no you know. You know how the -- and you notice now everybody I have song -- David ever wants to download music for free. Yeah everybody wants everything for free and it is a labor of Walter edits her pixie I just. Well there is a lot of."
" I'm gonna."
" And winter and luckily I have part of the district you're talking about nutrients scored some -- he doesn't -- I want crews are searching for a politics and he is well. She and eight ball they were talking about the different kind of pick."
" How do you -- in such good shape. -- dance and I skipped through the woods that's my exercise. Really thought the wisdom of your -- Why. Are you -- You're you're out there isn't here. Does -- take a funny that you. Yeah -- Halloween when you join us hopefully we will look at. Apparent dockers slacks and gonchar and I didn't like totally off time."
" This is my closet or keep most of my outfits. And US before about what I might wear on the ordinary -- yeah so on an ordinary day I -- where are more ordinary pair of pets like something like that. There's still Q you know they got little the sparkles. I was an hour -- there were four or Michael or like some some pixie shorts that's kind of like. The day to day like mowing the grass you're ordinary stuff would be flamboyant -- options. They're not really making any money off Peter Pan. Find out how are you there on the live in this palatial pixie land it lets you did you. I'm a computer programmer and -- collect an electronic design pop and worked designing. Software and electronics and an electric utility industry for some 25. There's just an issue at all. No decisive home they you know when you -- Salinas Utah and they tend to let you work at home."
" And and I'm gonna."
" Randy I heard somewhere that every time I've mastered. The ferry Jerry glimpses of dies. Why in the hell would that happen is not true. Don't worry -- I figured that I committed mass genocide in my room with super market this this is kind of all scrounge together. But this is a baby schoolboy outfit. You see you -- boy yeah we'll look -- feeling is that it has a preview of Lou it's fun it's just so sparkly I can't explain it it's just wanted an erotic. Yeah yeah. Arrogance that -- sick -- now start to understand the whole dynamic in the conflict. Well okay you blossom balls on the and that's how are you showing her on the rest of us and everyone out there wants to hear your music with -- new album we do that. Absolutely more and went all."
" We mutated to another outfit or it's right now sure all right movie viewing there will be what we'll put you back in the closet. And Randy got to go in there I'm good I'm good I'm good yeah. Oh yeah the -- yeah on line you'll. Marty is everything okay. -- everything is. -- How well it it's great thanks a lot of respect I think you need one more thing. He needs some glitter sugar us."
" I want multiple Internet exited the."
" That's not very childlike language. That's good jobs and he. That render the lower right."
" You musical picks -- anyway. There is there's a lot of tunes on my CD that this is one of my more serious ones this kind of like if it by. Have a a message to the world they cannot stop them all into this one song so much -- difficult it's called who is Peter Pan. Any counts that. Who is here. Anyway."
" It."
" Okay."
" Okay. Okay. Okay."
" Okay."
" Okay. Okay."
" Okay. Okay."
" Me what you think it was ended with the thank you look at the box that I'm aware of the picking up. Only on my website right now but. But of that repurchased 1% goes kids' charities and people right. Now too well you've got to the other year around Christmas time all goes to kids' charities -- through and not awards what Peter Pan. -- And yeah. The ball well so away. --"
" Period -- birds. Metaphorically speaking. User character. President Bush. -- me founders again. You know Randy had heard that boys got taken by -- on the outer banks -- this week I don't know if that's true but I know there are gators in -- com live. Alarm clocks and just never. As they imagine I've -- q.s check into -- night the NB what's going down there."
" We're gonna have fun that's what's going on yet I don't play he's."
" All right let's stood on the -- common stock Danson on right. Then he heard it. But today. I got the twinkies all right let's go he was there plus Randy all right sounds good and true. --"
" The."
" Yum yum these things are good. You -- it to do it out. Didn't they didn't let them do do do do it do. That -- bad but I --"
" do you know. I print I I I can't yes. -- I can't do this. That you leave. Okay. Good uncomfortable it's okay. To get out and."
" What a critic. Will I guess you could say old -- be kind of weird to me out. But after I abandoned him on the side of the road that day I realized. -- well. In fact well he wanted to be looked just like you would meet Randy he's finally found loved I checked his website he just got engaged to a beautiful gal who think she's Dorothy in the wizard of bust. Turns out. There's someone for everyone and maybe even meet. One of these days I'll finder. I keep it. And keep it. And can."
" Didn't. Well thought that happened last week kaptur passed the act from church Tom Jones and besides didn't value of life so. The there'd be no stopping Martin's site. Then. Head of the -- It's. -- But I got my magic staffing. And doing -- powerful straight so. Thank them on the man. -- if they go do some -- Next up fix you and that board."
" Want to build a website about aliens or your time machine for me to web drift. Use the promo code drifter walking when registering your domain name and godaddy.com. Received 10% off your order okay then see you soon in the underground bunker where you're hiding from the state people. Thanks -- I come."
" And."
" Oh my god. Well just just this is the SUV of Peter Pan. You know Peter Pan Randy constantly guy and the Internet one of the most famous area of flurries of all time who pretends it is Peter pans. I'm web drift and all the way to Tampa Florida to meet -- and I'm so excited to meet this is like a devout Catholic meeting in the hope. I've got so many questions form let's go inside it trying to learn his wisdom. And see what the magic so about."
" I invite the magazine. -- Yeah I thought I. Had. I didn't go out -- on time no see I could decide who you -- is on the Internet for years I gotta say you haven't aged a day. Prevails pictures oh you're just being night you're you're just being kind. Yeah. Old. Well I try I tried very hard come on and thank you come on their opinions out. Follow me over any kitchen. Hey Randy."
" I thought your own fun here resolved with both later. I'm five years old at heart but the stay the floor criticism 54 so. Doctor says it later about eight. What did you know that people who drink large amounts of coffee. Don't get cirrhosis of the whatever reasons they drink a lot these -- good -- I drink a lot of clutter could it felt like a period -- Is here spare me. That -- potatoes white castle burgers. That's including -- of the -- is swinging. Party unity breakfast of champions. And -- them. Well well well well. I'd like blogger -- yet if you throw up than to -- his friends and apparently. Democrats say -- this day. Would vote for lunch buffet breakfast of champions in theory. And the heat thanks Randy. Well. Sorry about all these rabbits and I have to apologize to plug your patents around here and Randy went -- Peter -- for his capture your imagination prob."
" We want I was about four probably when my mom read me the first. Which simplified dumb down version of the story but she read the story and it mentioned in the book that Peter was a little boy ferry. And I said not I thought only girls could be fairies. And she said well Peter Pan and special. And I said well and -- case I'm going to be Peter."
" This is your worst I was flirting back I'll hear your wearable masterpieces. From the Martha Stewart with me see here's here's like patterns repeat. You've come out to these and all of them together and make tights. Here's how you make a circle scared when you had endless violence behind you miss them and protected and design. Well that's the fun way you know you find some fabric that's really cool like. Look at this stuff now they're solid way that happens yeah I think it makes -- for me."
" When did you really go the extra -- and really commit to this and Peter Pan. I I think I think it's started to evolve from the look that happened around. The seven -- in the sixties where you know we all had these long -- childish camera cuts. And you know little or were these long shirts and I often for the adults around them and we were the peg pants anyhow and I just it just came back from the you know when I was a little kid that wanted to be Peter Pan. And it was the sixties it wasn't that hard to find like you know stretch -- jeans and like greens and purples movement -- I was involved in and this this dress up game as well I don't think so I think they were just involved because. They -- they are and a but I don't think it made any difference it's a very androgynous way that they it's very -- I don't have to decide on all these little things that you know little kids have to make up their mind. This is forced -- in this is girl stuff what you gonna date. We don't hassle little kids about that and so that's a good place to -- you can. You can do both ends video man drug users they are totally look strikingly like the runaway bride."
" I was gonna give you a little salt but I don't think it'll follow these guys. They. I don't know if we're going to be able to get it off like a little bit each other like this yeah. Okay whatever it's writers have kicked your -- just because of the the bravery that you employ an in your choice of dress. I haven't had any problems you can probably welcome a long time. You know past a certain point mark on the New York -- you know taking that. It. Doesn't look like general solving a Brooklyn -- and here's -- berries and cream outfit --"
" Yeah yeah but yeah."
" I -- no one of the most popular website yeah how -- imagine you had millions and millions and millions. It's just about to cross 10000010000010. Million hits they got that Marion and -- But no you know. You know how the -- and you notice now everybody I have song -- David ever wants to download music for free. Yeah everybody wants everything for free and it is a labor of Walter edits her pixie I just. Well there is a lot of."
" I'm gonna."
" And winter and luckily I have part of the district you're talking about nutrients scored some -- he doesn't -- I want crews are searching for a politics and he is well. She and eight ball they were talking about the different kind of pick."
" How do you -- in such good shape. -- dance and I skipped through the woods that's my exercise. Really thought the wisdom of your -- Why. Are you -- You're you're out there isn't here. Does -- take a funny that you. Yeah -- Halloween when you join us hopefully we will look at. Apparent dockers slacks and gonchar and I didn't like totally off time."
" This is my closet or keep most of my outfits. And US before about what I might wear on the ordinary -- yeah so on an ordinary day I -- where are more ordinary pair of pets like something like that. There's still Q you know they got little the sparkles. I was an hour -- there were four or Michael or like some some pixie shorts that's kind of like. The day to day like mowing the grass you're ordinary stuff would be flamboyant -- options. They're not really making any money off Peter Pan. Find out how are you there on the live in this palatial pixie land it lets you did you. I'm a computer programmer and -- collect an electronic design pop and worked designing. Software and electronics and an electric utility industry for some 25. There's just an issue at all. No decisive home they you know when you -- Salinas Utah and they tend to let you work at home."
" And and I'm gonna."
" Randy I heard somewhere that every time I've mastered. The ferry Jerry glimpses of dies. Why in the hell would that happen is not true. Don't worry -- I figured that I committed mass genocide in my room with super market this this is kind of all scrounge together. But this is a baby schoolboy outfit. You see you -- boy yeah we'll look -- feeling is that it has a preview of Lou it's fun it's just so sparkly I can't explain it it's just wanted an erotic. Yeah yeah. Arrogance that -- sick -- now start to understand the whole dynamic in the conflict. Well okay you blossom balls on the and that's how are you showing her on the rest of us and everyone out there wants to hear your music with -- new album we do that. Absolutely more and went all."
" We mutated to another outfit or it's right now sure all right movie viewing there will be what we'll put you back in the closet. And Randy got to go in there I'm good I'm good I'm good yeah. Oh yeah the -- yeah on line you'll. Marty is everything okay. -- everything is. -- How well it it's great thanks a lot of respect I think you need one more thing. He needs some glitter sugar us."
" I want multiple Internet exited the."
" That's not very childlike language. That's good jobs and he. That render the lower right."
" You musical picks -- anyway. There is there's a lot of tunes on my CD that this is one of my more serious ones this kind of like if it by. Have a a message to the world they cannot stop them all into this one song so much -- difficult it's called who is Peter Pan. Any counts that. Who is here. Anyway."
" It."
" Okay."
" Okay. Okay. Okay."
" Okay."
" Okay. Okay."
" Okay. Okay."
" Me what you think it was ended with the thank you look at the box that I'm aware of the picking up. Only on my website right now but. But of that repurchased 1% goes kids' charities and people right. Now too well you've got to the other year around Christmas time all goes to kids' charities -- through and not awards what Peter Pan. -- And yeah. The ball well so away. --"
" Period -- birds. Metaphorically speaking. User character. President Bush. -- me founders again. You know Randy had heard that boys got taken by -- on the outer banks -- this week I don't know if that's true but I know there are gators in -- com live. Alarm clocks and just never. As they imagine I've -- q.s check into -- night the NB what's going down there."
" We're gonna have fun that's what's going on yet I don't play he's."
" All right let's stood on the -- common stock Danson on right. Then he heard it. But today. I got the twinkies all right let's go he was there plus Randy all right sounds good and true. --"
" The."
" Yum yum these things are good. You -- it to do it out. Didn't they didn't let them do do do do it do. That -- bad but I --"
" do you know. I print I I I can't yes. -- I can't do this. That you leave. Okay. Good uncomfortable it's okay. To get out and."
" What a critic. Will I guess you could say old -- be kind of weird to me out. But after I abandoned him on the side of the road that day I realized. -- well. In fact well he wanted to be looked just like you would meet Randy he's finally found loved I checked his website he just got engaged to a beautiful gal who think she's Dorothy in the wizard of bust. Turns out. There's someone for everyone and maybe even meet. One of these days I'll finder. I keep it. And keep it. And can."








