My quest to visit the physical locus, to go behind, every website on Internet in order to meet and learn from their inspired creators has led me to an unlikely place: Amish Country. It is here, amongst the rolling hills, rivers and idyllic corn fields that a man named Eric White couldn't get laid and therefore used his technological genius to build a mechanical device that he believes is in fact superior to a human female for the purposes of sexual gratification. He calls it "The Virtual Sex Machine," and I shudder to think what the simple Amish folk riding by his farmhouse in their horse and buggies would think if they knew what gurgled and churned within. I mean, I'm Internet's Martin Sargent, I've been around, seen some unspeakable things, and it was almost too much for me. Will it be for you?