Better Wear Your Waders
Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 running time 14:31
There is an old man who lives in the swamps. This old man wears nothing but rubber. But not to stay dry. He wears it to keep the wetness in.
Professional web drifters go deep. They spelunk the darkest, wettest, most horrifying caverns on Internet where few dare travel for fear that they might never find their way back to The Light. It was during one of these extraordinarily deep Internet explorations that I came upon the phantasmagoric realm of LeatherOaks.org.
Yes, Leather Oaks is the place, existing at the end of a maze of crazy back roads deep in the swamps of the Mississippi Gulf Coast, but Harold Ivey is the man who created the place. And Harold's creation, online and in the physical realm, is a dark chamber of leather, vinyl and rubber, all fitting snuggly to contain sundry fluids against the body, from swamp mud to pool water to the unspeakable juices that pulse forth from man.
And Harold himself? Will he horrify you, with his gnarled old man's body and hundreds of ornately constructed leather, rubber and vinyl play suits? Will he incense you, with his troops of rubber fetish men and massive jock-up collection? Will he terrify you, with his wizard's tower of bondage swings, suits of armor and pony saddles? Or will all of his obsessions come together to titillate you in ways you never imagined they could?
There is only one way to find out, web drifters. Journey with me now down those crazy southern back roads to the deep, murky swamps to experience Leather Oaks. And if you're coming, better wear your waders.
Highlights
salad bar
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14:18, 14:18
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3COM
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10:06, 14:28, 10:06, 14:28
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Barack Obama
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2:48, 2:48
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air force
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3:09, 3:11, 10:49, 3:09, 3:11, 10:49
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salad bar
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14:18, 14:18
)
3COM
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10:06, 14:28, 10:06, 14:28
)
Barack Obama
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2:48, 2:48
)
air force
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3:09, 3:11, 10:49, 3:09, 3:11, 10:49
)
Automatically Generated Transcript(may not be 100% accurate) ( more )
" Want to build web site about aliens when your time machine for me to adrift. Use the promo -- drifter -- when registering your domain name and godaddy.com. Received 10% off your order. Okay then see -- soon in the underground bunker where you're hiding from the state people. Thanks godaddy.com. We have drifters. I'd like to -- story. The story of an old man leaves in the swamps. In old man who lives in the swamps who wears nothing but leather vinyl and rubber. Usually with ridiculously large -- pieces and often gas masks. His name is herald and his website is leather -- dot port. His site is the type of deep web weird is that true web director's dream of going behind. Who mountain climbers dream of scaling Everest. And so I traveled to the swamps of the Mississippi Gulf Coast to meet him to climb off my list. And hopefully make it back down that mountain alive or at least without giving -- Okay and it's -- They're okay. Welcome or. Angela brooks thank you might got a lot of -- period of the Internet it out okay can -- believe anybody else. This is surrealism that -- eleven -- she'll be here please come and and this picture here this. That's Smith 1970. I mean what it is the first thing for young boy I know what happened you."
" Well we could -- maturity. You -- other books well I was already not. Not your average -- yeah I just didn't really know where I was then and really it was it was discovering -- whoever. That began to let me be myself so you have some sort of an epiphany about what that could happen. Not not in the nine who's now momentary thing. Now anyway -- scuba -- and stuff like that seven and this is the first closet. Barack Obama. And loose. -- Raincoats. And an end. And more or less traditional jackets. The underside is is riding and racing. I'm our safety monitor for the squadron I worked for him and the squadron. Now. I worked civil service would be air force. You're in the air force -- civil service. Well you know uniform okay so the over the various rules don't -- applied to that. Leo I can pick what I wear as long this quote professional. And my boss amounts were compromised that I can wear leather shirt clones where happiness and well I'm not -- as a unit itself. Okay. -- that is something. I import I notice I never sleep alone. Even boom no one else lives here. This is Jason. And effort. Aren't those things then there there wet suits stuffed with -- park. -- This stuff that they use to make stuffed toys. So if you sleep in -- in between those two million excluding them as well you can't. If you know I thought this was just -- but -- I found that there is no excuse if you sleep on your side. You should have been bolstered. Otherwise is to curb your spine -- believe and feel good all you know is some of those things in Bed Bath & Beyond you have to stuff wetsuit I have records. -- records and everything I've worn leather or rubber since 1980 very existence of 300 -- Would the last letter."
" Being telling you what general categories and and then. They description good enough for me to be able right now my records. What I'm wearing. So PTA and round tag seemed crop top the only driver -- up. ET an elephant you have hundreds and hundreds there's there's the daily record syndicated daily record and no and palm device that's. Please see it double slash it changes the outfits somewhere else it's in his well if there's a workday. You know he's the lead go to work clothes -- the Pirillo there. And then when I get home values you will change in the swimming here. And then later."
" Here I always dressed for dinner at least hardest job content. --"
" Here since birth."
" What that's all about. Well movies brought him."
" Wow is that this doesn't have one his is more discreet distance to me you can feel it. You could ever really put this came out cod -- I was rushing here. We could do that. On we do that so project. This heady stuff. There you go now this looks better start and start some new life settlement did I think -- spot. Well he just can't imagine what it feels like thinking that you have a lot of we'll talk with those guns. We've had some very athletic discussions -- other than -- hurt -- you know we've everything in the room. And you see that take place or. Ever had never. Okay it's eight yes this in the sense that he went ahead with the neighborhood -- by what -- When that you -- but you really need -- much chocolate -- from under the that's really I would hate me and you did I knew it. I wanted -- Oh several hundred. Now does that mean that you play sports. Know there's always room it leaves -- because. It was very well organized. If -- I don't think anywhere else in the world -- submit to this organization structure that jobs directly. Talk about the outlook."
" The first one would make them -- and I am the official source now. I jumped up started out life as. Then insert for jock strap."
" It adds a little bit of mass mostly it's that this. It -- sort of -- to contain so what do you -- you. Maybe have more moist. -- feeling. Not -- yeah. And you watch -- involves you know you don't know how well they've been all through his own. The vet is whether. -- it's rubber synthetic rubber itself upon. Blanton Robert. That's got to do -- And."
" Well I used to wearing a very much."
" Who who improvement we have freshly redress the bed. Have to clean sheet. Immoral and so yes you can think really -- You -- kids if it's wonderful first couple nights. Sure early until it. The story. For once upon -- There -- we're we're three -- them."
" And one head shiny smooth. They do you like reverse skins. And one head -- you're. All moved from -- skin. -- It was more like an --"
" It's kind. Remember. The -- of remote grooms heard this. I think if I can imagine that does this many years of -- and stuff so much when they're out your faith has got to be like that callous."
" All you very little trouble there dog I have had talk it's a couple times but it was quite evident to us what it was. I actually thought because my fantasies. That I had literally gotten since it to my own cinema uses. Believe it I mean. Doctor doesn't believe it but all I know I have to be real careful. Of sweat doesn't bother me. -- When I didn't dismiss these fantasies that medical home team talks pretty."
" Really yeah sort of -- where and Jackson is fantasizing. Leo. You're it is just so much those plus the right inside of touch I don't know -- the 3COM. And more and more stuff from this -- can cause. -- Let's let me let immensely better things in an effort posters of."
" Well we can really have more of an erotic platonic kind that he should. It's funny country that we consider it. Sometimes it works. I'll have to force myself to do long division and something that's. How this could be overcome what -- football."
" So my characters overcome it becomes sitting at work designing defense systems in the air force there it is water listing and hearing problems in. You're fully erect at -- cod piece that is saying that a matter of speaking now. The lord."
" All right and Oregon up in the tower right this is where the whole character of house changes okay I'll where things are gonna start to you figured."
" Okay."
" I don't know Sahara. I've got lots of friends of your field you care. Which -- the smoother for the Gulf Coast and on the Sunday afternoon monkey -- explain your beer. Well now if the -- like these flame."
" Old."
" I thought it would be a great place. Some people actually use these poor or activities it was probably -- we're talking now. But it feels really -- stretched out -- if you get your legs like please. And our secure. The thing between -- and it okay."
" We -- little. -- Yeah. Yeah we're inundated. Yet. My -- two year old gay men and whether -- journalist your greatest fantasy."
" My greatest fantasy. Is. Robert Stevens. Just imagine. Series of being. We're. Rubber has become. Yeah. And sort of leave fantasy running through some of -- oversight. You slid her -- And -- you actually can put them over a man's body and and it wouldn't. Can use our own spin that is now there were finished. Dancers. Yes. Well we don't want to open if you -- not aware of an action listened closely guarded secret. -- Delegate equivalent to a hot blunt way do you talk about slit you open people put this game. Well it -- growth can you put it that way we do there."
" Okay we'll put."
" Just go -- right -- program."
" Now I know what you're thinking. The same thing as me is ital -- off today Gerald is a weird deal these senior. But then -- decide to follow him as he rode off on his steals the you know where he went he went to church for his choir practice swear -- Yeah I think it. Unlike the rest of us -- six fantasies. Herald has the balls the giant cod piece trust up balls to where he is on the outside. And maybe the world will be a better place if we all had just 110 of -- honesty and courage and we're all just a little more. Not to. -- that would mean we'd all be running around -- free come in the ranch dressing Wendy's salad bar. And then it grows anyway see you next week."
" It's."
" It."
" 3COM. "
" Want to build web site about aliens when your time machine for me to adrift. Use the promo -- drifter -- when registering your domain name and godaddy.com. Received 10% off your order. Okay then see -- soon in the underground bunker where you're hiding from the state people. Thanks godaddy.com. We have drifters. I'd like to -- story. The story of an old man leaves in the swamps. In old man who lives in the swamps who wears nothing but leather vinyl and rubber. Usually with ridiculously large -- pieces and often gas masks. His name is herald and his website is leather -- dot port. His site is the type of deep web weird is that true web director's dream of going behind. Who mountain climbers dream of scaling Everest. And so I traveled to the swamps of the Mississippi Gulf Coast to meet him to climb off my list. And hopefully make it back down that mountain alive or at least without giving -- Okay and it's -- They're okay. Welcome or. Angela brooks thank you might got a lot of -- period of the Internet it out okay can -- believe anybody else. This is surrealism that -- eleven -- she'll be here please come and and this picture here this. That's Smith 1970. I mean what it is the first thing for young boy I know what happened you."
" Well we could -- maturity. You -- other books well I was already not. Not your average -- yeah I just didn't really know where I was then and really it was it was discovering -- whoever. That began to let me be myself so you have some sort of an epiphany about what that could happen. Not not in the nine who's now momentary thing. Now anyway -- scuba -- and stuff like that seven and this is the first closet. Barack Obama. And loose. -- Raincoats. And an end. And more or less traditional jackets. The underside is is riding and racing. I'm our safety monitor for the squadron I worked for him and the squadron. Now. I worked civil service would be air force. You're in the air force -- civil service. Well you know uniform okay so the over the various rules don't -- applied to that. Leo I can pick what I wear as long this quote professional. And my boss amounts were compromised that I can wear leather shirt clones where happiness and well I'm not -- as a unit itself. Okay. -- that is something. I import I notice I never sleep alone. Even boom no one else lives here. This is Jason. And effort. Aren't those things then there there wet suits stuffed with -- park. -- This stuff that they use to make stuffed toys. So if you sleep in -- in between those two million excluding them as well you can't. If you know I thought this was just -- but -- I found that there is no excuse if you sleep on your side. You should have been bolstered. Otherwise is to curb your spine -- believe and feel good all you know is some of those things in Bed Bath & Beyond you have to stuff wetsuit I have records. -- records and everything I've worn leather or rubber since 1980 very existence of 300 -- Would the last letter."
" Being telling you what general categories and and then. They description good enough for me to be able right now my records. What I'm wearing. So PTA and round tag seemed crop top the only driver -- up. ET an elephant you have hundreds and hundreds there's there's the daily record syndicated daily record and no and palm device that's. Please see it double slash it changes the outfits somewhere else it's in his well if there's a workday. You know he's the lead go to work clothes -- the Pirillo there. And then when I get home values you will change in the swimming here. And then later."
" Here I always dressed for dinner at least hardest job content. --"
" Here since birth."
" What that's all about. Well movies brought him."
" Wow is that this doesn't have one his is more discreet distance to me you can feel it. You could ever really put this came out cod -- I was rushing here. We could do that. On we do that so project. This heady stuff. There you go now this looks better start and start some new life settlement did I think -- spot. Well he just can't imagine what it feels like thinking that you have a lot of we'll talk with those guns. We've had some very athletic discussions -- other than -- hurt -- you know we've everything in the room. And you see that take place or. Ever had never. Okay it's eight yes this in the sense that he went ahead with the neighborhood -- by what -- When that you -- but you really need -- much chocolate -- from under the that's really I would hate me and you did I knew it. I wanted -- Oh several hundred. Now does that mean that you play sports. Know there's always room it leaves -- because. It was very well organized. If -- I don't think anywhere else in the world -- submit to this organization structure that jobs directly. Talk about the outlook."
" The first one would make them -- and I am the official source now. I jumped up started out life as. Then insert for jock strap."
" It adds a little bit of mass mostly it's that this. It -- sort of -- to contain so what do you -- you. Maybe have more moist. -- feeling. Not -- yeah. And you watch -- involves you know you don't know how well they've been all through his own. The vet is whether. -- it's rubber synthetic rubber itself upon. Blanton Robert. That's got to do -- And."
" Well I used to wearing a very much."
" Who who improvement we have freshly redress the bed. Have to clean sheet. Immoral and so yes you can think really -- You -- kids if it's wonderful first couple nights. Sure early until it. The story. For once upon -- There -- we're we're three -- them."
" And one head shiny smooth. They do you like reverse skins. And one head -- you're. All moved from -- skin. -- It was more like an --"
" It's kind. Remember. The -- of remote grooms heard this. I think if I can imagine that does this many years of -- and stuff so much when they're out your faith has got to be like that callous."
" All you very little trouble there dog I have had talk it's a couple times but it was quite evident to us what it was. I actually thought because my fantasies. That I had literally gotten since it to my own cinema uses. Believe it I mean. Doctor doesn't believe it but all I know I have to be real careful. Of sweat doesn't bother me. -- When I didn't dismiss these fantasies that medical home team talks pretty."
" Really yeah sort of -- where and Jackson is fantasizing. Leo. You're it is just so much those plus the right inside of touch I don't know -- the 3COM. And more and more stuff from this -- can cause. -- Let's let me let immensely better things in an effort posters of."
" Well we can really have more of an erotic platonic kind that he should. It's funny country that we consider it. Sometimes it works. I'll have to force myself to do long division and something that's. How this could be overcome what -- football."
" So my characters overcome it becomes sitting at work designing defense systems in the air force there it is water listing and hearing problems in. You're fully erect at -- cod piece that is saying that a matter of speaking now. The lord."
" All right and Oregon up in the tower right this is where the whole character of house changes okay I'll where things are gonna start to you figured."
" Okay."
" I don't know Sahara. I've got lots of friends of your field you care. Which -- the smoother for the Gulf Coast and on the Sunday afternoon monkey -- explain your beer. Well now if the -- like these flame."
" Old."
" I thought it would be a great place. Some people actually use these poor or activities it was probably -- we're talking now. But it feels really -- stretched out -- if you get your legs like please. And our secure. The thing between -- and it okay."
" We -- little. -- Yeah. Yeah we're inundated. Yet. My -- two year old gay men and whether -- journalist your greatest fantasy."
" My greatest fantasy. Is. Robert Stevens. Just imagine. Series of being. We're. Rubber has become. Yeah. And sort of leave fantasy running through some of -- oversight. You slid her -- And -- you actually can put them over a man's body and and it wouldn't. Can use our own spin that is now there were finished. Dancers. Yes. Well we don't want to open if you -- not aware of an action listened closely guarded secret. -- Delegate equivalent to a hot blunt way do you talk about slit you open people put this game. Well it -- growth can you put it that way we do there."
" Okay we'll put."
" Just go -- right -- program."
" Now I know what you're thinking. The same thing as me is ital -- off today Gerald is a weird deal these senior. But then -- decide to follow him as he rode off on his steals the you know where he went he went to church for his choir practice swear -- Yeah I think it. Unlike the rest of us -- six fantasies. Herald has the balls the giant cod piece trust up balls to where he is on the outside. And maybe the world will be a better place if we all had just 110 of -- honesty and courage and we're all just a little more. Not to. -- that would mean we'd all be running around -- free come in the ranch dressing Wendy's salad bar. And then it grows anyway see you next week."
" It's."
" It."
" 3COM. "








